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Biker Gnome
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what was I thinking?
OK, had a great last week except for some really bad news about someone from my past and I decided I was going to go on a diet starting tomorrow. I'll be exercising and cutting the carbs and portions.
So I thought I would go out and get a big breakfast this morning. I shot this pic after I had been eating on it for about 5 minutes, when I was stuffed, I hadn't even eaten 1/2 of it. It's filled with cheese, bacon, sausage and ham, made with 6 eggs. It's called the BIG ONE on the menu ![]()
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
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There can be only one
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yeah, you're gonna have to adjust your portions.... i get full within a couple of bites now.
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That is insane LOL!!
American restaurants give MASSIVE portions. When I was in West Palm Beach last year my GF ordered a Eggplant Sandwich, the thing was huge.
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I gotta move there...
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ohh that looks good..
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You made me hungry, and I just ate my lunch...
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So Fucking Banned
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Congrats on the diet, great way to start it off right there.
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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That would feed a whole family in some countries.
6 eggs is definitely too many.
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the left overs filled the carry out box, think I'll give it to my dog, she's a mastiff, she can handle it
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
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Eating that kind of stuff is why I'm going for a stress test next week
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I would not be able to finish that plate
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I'll have to take a look, someday, when I have the time I want to get another one
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
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This one is really big. It has thick layer of cheese above the food. It reminds of nachos that I bought with the same kind of cheese over them. Usually nachos are sold with a liquid cheese sauce. Solid cheese can become liquid cheese when heated. The viscosity will change as the cheese cools down.
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thats about 2000 calories
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i'm off the beer. Miss it so bad. lol. good luck!
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Work Work Work
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Good thing to leave that behind.
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I had my usual bowl of whole grain cereals today.
For lunch I'ma have me an apple. :D
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Hmm
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It looks tasty...
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Nice Kitty
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You intend to eat a whole apple at one sitting?
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Jesus... that is a lot of food.
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LOL, as a side you can get either toast or biscuits and gravy!
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
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Cyclical Ketogenic Diet FTW!
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Ahahahaa. Every day just about, in fact.
But as healthy as my early-in-the-day diet is, this evening I'm afraid I utterly pigged out on a huge feed of Chinese food. But I did put a lot of the stir-fry veggies on my plate so I suppose I didn't put too big of a dent in things, but still. Tomorrow it's back to cereal, fruit, and carrot sticks. :D
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I need a beer
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That's enough to feed 3 people
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Good grief, that makes my heart hurt just looking at it.
I recently cut down on carbs and sugar, eliminated red meat and decreased my meat (seafood/fish/chicken) consumption to one meat meal a day. It's hard to stick to, but I think the health benefits will be worth it. Good luck on the diet! ![]() |
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looks like it comes with a free heart attack
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Great way to start a diet, or was that a diet from losing weight?
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that's a megashit waiting to happen. The low flow toilet wouldn't be able to handle it
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I'd probably throw up if I ate just half of that. Way too much food.
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Food like that gives me the runs.
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Jesus Vendz, lol.
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