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  • garce
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2001
    • 7103

    #1

    I'm drunk and I'm going grocery shopping.

    What should I buy?

    Be back in a couple of hours.
  • Matyko
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    • Aug 2005
    • 8681

    #2
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    • Amputate Your Head
      There can be only one
      • Aug 2001
      • 39075

      #3
      bananas
      raspberries
      blackberries
      strawberries
      vanilla yogurt
      2% milk
      vanilla extract
      ice
      blender
      plastic cup
      portable generator
      gasoline

      when you get in the parking lot after your purchase:

      1. fill the generator with gasoline
      2. start generator
      3. plug blender into generator
      4. add berries & bananas to blender
      5. add small handful of yogurt
      6. pour in approx 2 cups of milk
      7. add approx 2 cups of ice
      8. guesstimate about a spoonful of vanilla extract
      9. blend
      10. pour smoothie into plastic cup and enjoy.
      SIG TOO BIG

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      • RyuLion
        • Mar 2003
        • 32369

        #4
        lols.........
        make sure you're chewing gum and wear sunglasses..

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        • 2intense
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          • Dec 2009
          • 12493

          #5
          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
          bananas
          raspberries
          blackberries
          strawberries
          vanilla yogurt
          2% milk
          vanilla extract
          ice
          blender
          plastic cup
          portable generator
          gasoline

          when you get in the parking lot after your purchase:

          1. fill the generator with gasoline
          2. start generator
          3. plug blender into generator
          4. add berries & bananas to blender
          5. add small handful of yogurt
          6. pour in approx 2 cups of milk
          7. add approx 2 cups of ice
          8. guesstimate about a spoonful of vanilla extract
          9. blend
          10. pour smoothie into plastic cup and enjoy.
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          • ArsewithClass
            So Fucking Banned
            • Mar 2007
            • 7957

            #6
            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
            bananas
            raspberries
            blackberries
            strawberries
            vanilla yogurt
            2% milk
            vanilla extract
            ice
            blender
            plastic cup
            portable generator
            gasoline

            when you get in the parking lot after your purchase:

            1. fill the generator with gasoline
            2. start generator
            3. plug blender into generator
            4. add berries & bananas to blender
            5. add small handful of yogurt
            6. pour in approx 2 cups of milk
            7. add approx 2 cups of ice
            8. guesstimate about a spoonful of vanilla extract
            9. blend
            10. pour smoothie into plastic cup and enjoy.



            Or stick to the 6pack of stella & one ofthose ready cooked chickens.... done


            We have just got back from the supermarket, well, 2 hours ago.... I bought quality coleslaw... So nice with grated cheese, tomato, lettuce & cucumber in a fresh white roll

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            • HomerSimpson
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Sep 2005
              • 13826

              #7
              Originally posted by ArsewithClass

              Or stick to the 6pack of stella & one ofthose ready cooked chickens.... done
              mmmmhhhh stella
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              • SBJ
                So Fucking Fabulous
                • Apr 2003
                • 11387

                #8
                haha i use to pay cab drivers ungodly amounts to take me to walmart after the bar to get groceries sometimes. One thing I found is that the next day I would have 2 or 3 t-bones and tons of junk food that sounded good when i was drunk but would prolly never eat unless i'm drunk.. oh yeah if i got there before the time of night they stopped selling alcohol i would come home with cases of beer, grey goose and red bull even if i already had both at home..

                drinking and shopping is like shopping for food when you are hungry... Don't do it!!
                Last edited by SBJ; 09-07-2010, 11:26 AM.

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                • uno
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                  • Dec 2002
                  • 18450

                  #9
                  Starting off kind of early eh? Hit me up on icq garce!
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                  • garce
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 7103

                    #10
                    Originally posted by uno
                    Starting off kind of early eh? Hit me up on icq garce!
                    I've been up for about 24 hours. I'm starting late! I ain't got no ICQ anymore, but you can hit me up at garce at garce dot org

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                    • garce
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 7103

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                      bananas
                      raspberries
                      blackberries
                      strawberries
                      vanilla yogurt
                      2% milk
                      vanilla extract
                      ice
                      blender
                      plastic cup
                      portable generator
                      gasoline

                      when you get in the parking lot after your purchase:

                      1. fill the generator with gasoline
                      2. start generator
                      3. plug blender into generator
                      4. add berries & bananas to blender
                      5. add small handful of yogurt
                      6. pour in approx 2 cups of milk
                      7. add approx 2 cups of ice
                      8. guesstimate about a spoonful of vanilla extract
                      9. blend
                      10. pour smoothie into plastic cup and enjoy.
                      You were actually pretty close

                      Bananas
                      Strawberries
                      Blueberries. I didn't see any blackberries - would have been a good idea.
                      Three different yogurts for the picky bitches that live here, Vanilla included.
                      Skim milk

                      Already have vanilla and ice, but I'll stick with my blender

                      And I got six Stella, but not at the grocery - can't buy beer at the grocery store up here.

                      All in all it cost me $380 to fee these miserable fuckers for a couple of weeks.

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                      • zeuse
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 499

                        #12
                        You forgot toilet paper, get your coat.

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                        • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                          (felis madjewicus)
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 20368

                          #13
                          drunk shopping is probably smarter than stoned shopping

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                          • garce
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 7103

                            #14
                            Originally posted by zeuse
                            You forgot toilet paper, get your coat.
                            I buy it bulk at Canadian Tire around the corner. Besides, I don't need a coat. Its warm out.

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                            • ArsewithClass
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 7957

                              #15
                              Originally posted by HomerSimpson
                              mmmmhhhh stella
                              You piss head

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                              • Amputate Your Head
                                There can be only one
                                • Aug 2001
                                • 39075

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                drunk shopping is probably smarter than stoned shopping
                                i do well stoned shopping... but then ganja never gives me "munchies" either.
                                SIG TOO BIG

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                                • Spunky
                                  I need a beer
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133986

                                  #17
                                  Another 24 of beers

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                                  • The Porn Nerd
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                                    • Jun 2009
                                    • 19787

                                    #18
                                    Next time you go out, get me some cinnamon Life cereal with 2% milk. And some Betty Crocker brownie mix, for the ganja brownies I'm making. And some paper clips. Thankx.
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                                    • fatfoo
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                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 27763

                                      #19
                                      Buy your own theme music at the grocery store.
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                                      • Imortyl Pussycat
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2006
                                        • 5449

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                        bananas
                                        raspberries
                                        blackberries
                                        strawberries
                                        vanilla yogurt
                                        2% milk
                                        vanilla extract
                                        ice
                                        blender
                                        plastic cup
                                        portable generator
                                        gasoline

                                        when you get in the parking lot after your purchase:

                                        1. fill the generator with gasoline
                                        2. start generator
                                        3. plug blender into generator
                                        4. add berries & bananas to blender
                                        5. add small handful of yogurt
                                        6. pour in approx 2 cups of milk
                                        7. add approx 2 cups of ice
                                        8. guesstimate about a spoonful of vanilla extract
                                        9. blend
                                        10. pour smoothie into plastic cup and enjoy.
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                                        • Imortyl Pussycat
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2006
                                          • 5449

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by garce
                                          What should I buy?

                                          Be back in a couple of hours.
                                          let us know what you bought please. i know it's going to make me giggle
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                                          • comeplay
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                                            • Nov 2004
                                            • 1435

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Matyko
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                                            • SallyRand
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Jan 2008
                                              • 3487

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by garce
                                              What should I buy?

                                              Be back in a couple of hours.

                                              You never told us how this worked out for you!

                                              Sally.

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                                              • 2012
                                                So Fucking What
                                                • Jul 2006
                                                • 17189

                                                #24
                                                can you pick me up some shit paper
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                                                • Drew Peacock
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                                                  • Aug 2008
                                                  • 39

                                                  #25
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                                                  • Blingbaby
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                                                    • Mar 2006
                                                    • 1079

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by SallyRand
                                                    You never told us how this worked out for you!

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