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  • Paul Markham
    Too old to care
    • Jun 2001
    • 52942

    #51
    Originally posted by ottopottomouse
    The level of stupid in this thread is so high I havn't got enough time to quote it all to laugh at.
    My thoughts entirely.

    Met many people in the Adult Internet business and thought. WTF!!



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    • DVTimes
      xxx
      • Jun 2003
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      #52
      bump for this thread.
      XXX

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      • DamianJ
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jul 2006
        • 15808

        #53
        TheDA how can you POSSIBLY know who Gary is without himself knowing who yourself is?

        HOW!!!!!!!???!11oneoneone

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        • DVTimes
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          • Jun 2003
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          #54
          Originally posted by DamianJ
          TheDA how can you POSSIBLY know who Gary is without himself knowing who yourself is?

          HOW!!!!!!!???!11oneoneone
          i think i worked out who DA is.

          this is so much fun.

          ps.

          i never knew i was sooooo loved.

          pps

          while you lot are at it, promote my sites at www.mrban.com

          www.britishslags.com www.rosecabs.com www.altdoll.com www.xbbabes.com www.poshwife.com and a few more

          thank you fans
          XXX

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          • quiet
            we'll miss you our friend. RIP
            • Sep 2001
            • 25115

            #55
            Originally posted by Si
            I'm just going to post the following:

            Too many hilarious posts to quote
            i'm with you.
            we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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            • DamianJ
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2006
              • 15808

              #56

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              • DVTimes
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                • Jun 2003
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                #57
                Originally posted by DamianJ
                he he he
                XXX

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                • DVTimes
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                  • Jun 2003
                  • 31658

                  #58
                  living the dream

                  XXX

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                  • TheDA
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2006
                    • 4665

                    #59
                    Originally posted by DVTimes
                    i think i worked out who DA is.
                    Take a stab at it then. Who?
                    Sharleen Spiteri - 1989 - In The Ass

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                    • DVTimes
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                      • Jun 2003
                      • 31658

                      #60
                      Originally posted by DamianJ
                      Not to mention the stella (sic) content you shot G-Man!





                      This tranny is SMOKING!







                      Although, I must say, if you received business propositions 3 years ago and have not acted on them, they have probably gone stale. Here's a tip, when someone wants to do biz with you, don't wait 3 years.

                      HTH

                      Your pal,

                      Damian
                      your the man.
                      XXX

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                      • DVTimes
                        xxx
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 31658

                        #61
                        Originally posted by TheDA
                        Take a stab at it then. Who?
                        i am probably wrong.

                        do you run a strip club?

                        if not then i am thinking of the wrong person.
                        XXX

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                        • lagcam
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 2890

                          #62
                          Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                          Ask to see his camera.

                          I've never seen one with Auto-out-of-Focus before.
                          Originally posted by TheDA
                          When I first saw you I thought you had taken a break from the burger van in the car park.
                          Originally posted by ArsewithClass
                          I do not quite understand how you can know us if I don't know you....
                          These are my three favourites. Top notch humour
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                          • TheDA
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2006
                            • 4665

                            #63
                            Originally posted by lagcam
                            These are my three favourites. Top notch humour

                            The top 2 are intended to be funny.

                            The last one from Gary is serious and not meant to be funny.
                            Last edited by TheDA; 09-07-2010, 04:17 AM.
                            Sharleen Spiteri - 1989 - In The Ass

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                            • TheDA
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2006
                              • 4665

                              #64
                              Originally posted by DVTimes
                              i am probably wrong.

                              do you run a strip club?

                              if not then i am thinking of the wrong person.
                              I can confirm, I am not Peter Stringfellow.

                              Last edited by TheDA; 09-07-2010, 04:20 AM.
                              Sharleen Spiteri - 1989 - In The Ass

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                              • DVTimes
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                                #65
                                2 clips from this year




                                Last edited by DVTimes; 09-07-2010, 04:22 AM.
                                XXX

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                                • TheDA
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                                  • May 2006
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                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by DamianJ
                                  Sharleen Spiteri - 1989 - In The Ass

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                                  • DVTimes
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                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by TheDA
                                    I can confirm, I am not Peter Stringfellow.

                                    he he

                                    no probs
                                    XXX

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                                    • DamianJ
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jul 2006
                                      • 15808

                                      #68

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                                      • lagcam
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2007
                                        • 2890

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by TheDA
                                        The top 2 are intended to be funny.

                                        The last one from Gary is serious and not meant to be funny.
                                        Good grief man , you have clearly been spending so long in the company of idiots that some has rubbed off on you. EVERYBODY knows that gary was serious, and THAT is why it is funny.
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                                        • DVTimes
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                                          • Jun 2003
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                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by DamianJ
                                          dam i am attractive

                                          i bet to a gay man like you DamianJ i am all that you could want.

                                          women love me. men want to be me

                                          such is life
                                          XXX

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                                          • TheDA
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • May 2006
                                            • 4665

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by lagcam
                                            Good grief man , you have clearly been spending so long in the company of idiots that some has rubbed off on you. EVERYBODY knows that gary was serious, and THAT is why it is funny.
                                            I should have added a smiley for you.
                                            Sharleen Spiteri - 1989 - In The Ass

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                                            • DamianJ
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jul 2006
                                              • 15808

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by TheDA
                                              I should have added a smiley for Sabby
                                              True dat.

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                                              • georgeyw
                                                58008 53773
                                                • Jul 2005
                                                • 9865

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by DVTimes
                                                living the dream

                                                WTF? Caravan on the back of a skyline?
                                                TripleXPrint on Megan Fox
                                                "I would STILL suck her pussy until her face caved in. And then blow her up and do it again!"

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                                                • ArsewithClass
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Mar 2007
                                                  • 7957

                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by georgeyw
                                                  WTF? Caravan on the back of a skyline?
                                                  True dat...


                                                  You can get to your destination faster & more comfortable in the skyline... Ive pulled at a tonne and left a few cars standing


                                                  Its fun, enjoyable & cool





                                                  We try our hardest to shoot great material for our members... If others can say they put this much time into their business, then continue.... if not


                                                  The pool, we built ourselves with 9tonnes of concrete, fibre glass & much more, the caravan I bought just to get dogging material... It works & its fun

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                                                  • ArsewithClass
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Mar 2007
                                                    • 7957

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by DVTimes
                                                    i think i worked out who DA is.

                                                    this is so much fun.

                                                    ps.

                                                    i never knew i was sooooo loved.

                                                    pps

                                                    while you lot are at it, promote these sites www.gspotcash.net www.arsewithclass.com www.exclusivedogging.com www.pleasurablefantasy.com www.southcumsluts.com www.mygloryholeconfessions.com www.southerncumsluts.com www.pleasureville.co.uk & adult-excitement.co.uk
                                                    thank you fans
                                                    Who has mentioned love for you?


                                                    Its all about us not you.... I do not know how. & im sorry to take your thunder But hey, the sites you want to promote are certainly fantastic

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                                                    • DamianJ
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                      • 15808

                                                      #76
                                                      HAHAHAH! Gary you are l33t h4><><0r! You took retard Divvy's post and put YOUR OWN URLs in! LOL!!!!11oneone

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                                                      • georgeyw
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                                                        • Jul 2005
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                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by ArsewithClass
                                                        True dat...


                                                        You can get to your destination faster & more comfortable in the skyline... Ive pulled at a tonne and left a few cars standing


                                                        Its fun, enjoyable & cool
                                                        Honestly, how you manage to breathe without help is amazing in tiself.
                                                        TripleXPrint on Megan Fox
                                                        "I would STILL suck her pussy until her face caved in. And then blow her up and do it again!"

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                                                        • redwhiteandblue
                                                          Bollocks
                                                          • Jun 2007
                                                          • 2793

                                                          #78
                                                          Fuck it, I was never going to get any work done today anyway..
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                                                          • CurrentlySober
                                                            Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                            • 38955

                                                            #79
                                                            I was being driven back from Eastbourne the other day, and I saw the signs for Bournemouth. We were going to pop in and say hello, but as we had been held up for hours the other side of Southampton, we were running really late...

                                                            So we decided to not bother...


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                                                            • ArsewithClass
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Mar 2007
                                                              • 7957

                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by georgeyw
                                                              Honestly, how you manage to breathe without help is amazing in tiself.

                                                              When you come to the UK, do hit us up & spend some time in Bournemouth.

                                                              Natalie & I only have time for positive energy. Enjoying the sun, sea, pool, work, family time, exercise & tele in bed.....

                                                              I could feel the hint of sarcasm in your post, however, it was like that last year. We finished building the pool, yet each night, after working on that I would shoot film & organise the parties & camshows for the weekend. I spent 38 hours without sleep so many times

                                                              Im hoping that with all the content we have, I can sell it & have a worthy outcome. Already offered over a few hundred a tape, with over 100 that would sort out a few cashflow problems, but thats an awful amount. I would at least expect a grand a tape considering they are well filmed, exclusive & all different

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                                                              • ArsewithClass
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Mar 2007
                                                                • 7957

                                                                #81
                                                                Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                I was being driven back from Eastbourne the other day, and I saw the signs for Bournemouth. We were going to pop in and say hello, but as we had been held up for hours the other side of Southampton, we were running really late...

                                                                So we decided to not bother...
                                                                A great shame as we always have our arms open


                                                                Next tim, hit us up & just say your heading this way... Its always nice to enjoy a good chat face to face & a glass of wine.

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                                                                • DamianJ
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                  • 15808

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Originally posted by ArsewithClass
                                                                  would sort out a few cashflow problems
                                                                  Gary, it's big of you to admit you need money on here.

                                                                  Maybe Shap can help you out?

                                                                  Oh and TGITC is teetotal now, so he won't have wine with you! Not even if you push the boat out and get in Lambrini!
                                                                  Last edited by DamianJ; 09-07-2010, 06:14 AM.

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                                                                  • Chris
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • May 2003
                                                                    • 27880

                                                                    #83
                                                                    gesh what did this guy do ? lol
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                                                                    • RazorSharpe
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                      • 2238

                                                                      #84
                                                                      Originally posted by TheDA
                                                                      I can confirm, I am not Peter Stringfellow.

                                                                      Do you at least own a dressing gown like that one???
                                                                      Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

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                                                                      • TheDA
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • May 2006
                                                                        • 4665

                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by RazorSharpe
                                                                        Do you at least own a dressing gown like that one???
                                                                        Of course, doesn't every guy?
                                                                        Sharleen Spiteri - 1989 - In The Ass

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                                                                        • Robocrop
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                                                                          • Aug 2008
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                                                                          #86
                                                                          Ok this thread seems quite off-topic right now haha..wtf is up ladies?

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                                                                          • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                            • Dec 2004
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                                                                            #87
                                                                            Settle down, kids...

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                                                                            • DamianJ
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                              • 15808

                                                                              #88
                                                                              Originally posted by Robocrop
                                                                              Ok this thread seems quite off-topic right now haha..wtf is up ladies?
                                                                              Yeah, stop hating on Gary and turn the hate back to pointing out what a dribbling lunatic DVTimes is:

                                                                              www.twitter.com/divvytimes

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                                                                              • DVTimes
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                                                                                #89
                                                                                by the way

                                                                                you lot may be interested to see ben dover has a new site to promote

                                                                                should do well

                                                                                http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=985817
                                                                                XXX

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                                                                                • natas
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                                                                                  • Mar 2002
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                                                                                  #90

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                                                                                  • martinsc
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                                                                                    • Jun 2005
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                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    Originally posted by TheDA
                                                                                    I met you the same day too.

                                                                                    This was a bad day for me.
                                                                                    Make Money

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                                                                                    • ArsewithClass
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                                                      • 7957

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      Originally posted by DVTimes
                                                                                      by the way

                                                                                      you lot may be interested to see ben dover has a new site to promote

                                                                                      should do well
                                                                                      Another stupid comment coming from the dirty liar, divvy.



                                                                                      Was it not yourself that made suggestive comments abut how you thought BenDover was a twat or looked like an idiot when you see photos of Natalie with him.....

                                                                                      Here you are now, advertising him.... You thick cunt

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                                                                                      • DamianJ
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Jul 2006
                                                                                        • 15808

                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        Originally posted by ArsewithClass
                                                                                        Here you are now, advertising him.... You thick cunt
                                                                                        Yeah! What an idiot! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                                                                        • DVTimes
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                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Originally posted by ArsewithClass
                                                                                          Another stupid comment coming from the dirty liar, divvy.



                                                                                          Was it not yourself that made suggestive comments abut how you thought BenDover was a twat or looked like an idiot when you see photos of Natalie with him.....

                                                                                          Here you are now, advertising him.... You thick cunt
                                                                                          i never have you vile spamming hyjacking cunt.

                                                                                          so prove your lies and post a link to were i have said that.

                                                                                          go on you fil;thy spamming trash.

                                                                                          ps

                                                                                          how much do you pimp nat of for bareback sex? is it £20. and then you let her have sex with real porn stars???? do you tell people she works with that she does unprotected sex with strangers?

                                                                                          ps

                                                                                          hope your sites make more than 4 sales this month.
                                                                                          XXX

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                                                                                          • Robocrop
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                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            DVTimes, on a serious note tho...post a picture of yourself?

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                                                                                            • ArsewithClass
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • Mar 2007
                                                                                              • 7957

                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              Originally posted by DVTimes
                                                                                              i never have you vile spamming hyjacking cunt.

                                                                                              so prove your lies and post a link to were i have said that.

                                                                                              go on you fil;thy spamming trash.

                                                                                              ps

                                                                                              how much do you pimp nat of for bareback sex? is it £20. and then you let her have sex with real porn stars???? do you tell people she works with that she does unprotected sex with strangers?

                                                                                              ps

                                                                                              hope your sites make more than 4 sales this month.
                                                                                              Stop! Post proof or expect banning!


                                                                                              You create a problem to my business with lies about sales. When this is obviously not true!




















                                                                                              You are a filthy scummy piece of crap from a lower end dump of some shit hole.

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                                                                                              • DVTimes
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                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                Originally posted by ArsewithClass
                                                                                                Stop! Post proof or expect banning!


                                                                                                You create a problem to my business with lies about sales. When this is obviously not true!




















                                                                                                You are a filthy scummy piece of crap from a lower end dump of some shit hole.
                                                                                                post the link where you said i insulted ben dover.

                                                                                                post the link or you will look like the liying crap you are.

                                                                                                link please.

                                                                                                your insults bore me.

                                                                                                oh, am i wrong then nat does not and has never had bare back (unprotected sex) with strangers for a few pounds?

                                                                                                tell me what i have told fibs about?

                                                                                                oh, and do post the link please.
                                                                                                XXX

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                                                                                                • DVTimes
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                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
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                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Robocrop
                                                                                                  DVTimes, on a serious note tho...post a picture of yourself?
                                                                                                  look at www.rosecabs.com

                                                                                                  that me with the camera at the top.
                                                                                                  XXX

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                                                                                                  • DVTimes
                                                                                                    xxx
                                                                                                    • Jun 2003
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                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    Originally posted by ArsewithClass
                                                                                                    Stop! Post proof or expect banning!
                                                                                                    not sure what that means.

                                                                                                    can sonmone translate it into english please.

                                                                                                    i know he left school with no qualifications, but good grief.
                                                                                                    XXX

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                                                                                                    • Robocrop
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                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      Hit us up with some proof!!!!

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