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2MuchMark · 09-05-2010, 07:56 PM

"Machette Dont Text!"

... was pretty much the only funny part of the movie "Machette". Skip it. It's not funny, nor is it much fun. Robert Rodriguez has let me down.

ottopottomouse · 09-06-2010, 05:10 AM

I'm still going to watch it.

GetSCORECash · 09-06-2010, 05:38 AM

I've heard the opposite.

Did you like McGruber?

sojproductions · 09-06-2010, 05:41 AM

No doubt its entertaining, and I kind of enjoyed it, just expected more!

SomeCreep · 09-06-2010, 05:47 AM

I thought it was entertaining.

darksoul · 09-06-2010, 05:49 AM

he just banked on a hype
good for him

MrBottomTooth · 09-06-2010, 02:45 PM

I thought it was OK, but was expecting better. Had some good parts though...like a mexican fighting someone using a weedeater.

Disappointed to see Lindsay Lohan use what looked like a body double for her nude scene though.

fatfoo · 09-06-2010, 02:47 PM

I wonder if Robert Rodriguez is somehow related to Michelle Rodriguez.
Michelle Rodriguez is beautiful.

amacontent · 09-06-2010, 03:51 PM

Sure is a summer of SHIT movies.

Machette

The LAst Exorsism - fucking terrible

The American - BORING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dougeetx · 09-06-2010, 05:40 PM

The only good part of that movie was seeing Michelle Rodriguez in a pirate outfit with a patch on her eye holding a big ass gun. Jessica Alba being nude in the shower was awesome until I found out that it was actually trick photography and she had on panties!

Robbie · 09-06-2010, 05:41 PM

I liked the movie and I was entertained. Can't ask for much more from a film than that.

moeloubani · 09-06-2010, 05:51 PM

really so lohan doesn't even get naked? what the fuck man

MrBottomTooth · 09-06-2010, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by moeloubani

really so lohan doesn't even get naked? what the fuck man

She walks around with her hair covering her tits in one part, but the scene in the pool with her tits hanging out while she kisses Machete, they don't show her face. Obvious body double. She probably didn't care about being naked....most likely just didn't want to have to kiss Danny Trejo.

2MuchMark · 09-06-2010, 06:51 PM

I enjoyed all the nudity (Fake? Maybe but who cares). And yes there were a couple of good parts but like a few people said, I was expecting more. The movie wasn't "FUN". It was gory, a few jokes, but was no FUN. DeathProof was Fun. Machette? Meh... I hope they make "Werewold Women of the SS" next though.

dynastoned · 09-06-2010, 08:44 PM

it's spelled machete you fucking tards. it was great and full of corny lines, hot broads, and fake gore. i loved every second of it.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 09-06-2010, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo

Michelle Rodriguez is beautiful.

Too bad she eats box

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 09-06-2010, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by dynastoned

it's spelled machete you fucking tards. it was great and full of corny lines, hot broads, and fake gore. i loved every second of it.

i think those of us who expect this, and genuinely enjoy this, are going to love the fucking hell out of it. no doubt everyone else will be like "what a fucking shitty movie", which is precisely what i am looking for. i LOVE shitty movies...

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2MuchMark Videochat Solutions Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 49,414	I enjoyed all the nudity (Fake? Maybe but who cares). And yes there were a couple of good parts but like a few people said, I was expecting more. The movie wasn't "FUN". It was gory, a few jokes, but was no FUN. DeathProof was Fun. Machette? Meh... I hope they make "Werewold Women of the SS" next though. __________________ Custom Coding \| Videochat Solutions \| Age Verification \| IT Help & Support www.2Much.net

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dynastoned mmm yeah! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 5,061	it's spelled machete you fucking tards. it was great and full of corny lines, hot broads, and fake gore. i loved every second of it.