1 gallon of milk, 5 chickens and 2 dozen eggs

**brassmonkey** · 09-04-2010, 07:03 AM

hahaha yeah i bet he can damage a toilet.

**The Duck** · 09-04-2010, 07:07 AM

(and some anabolic steroids)

**bns666** · 09-04-2010, 07:17 AM

looks like an ugly mofo

**NaughtyVisions** · 09-04-2010, 07:19 AM

Originally posted by The Duck

(and some anabolic steroids)

I wouldn't be so sure. He's not overly ripped, so with that, and the fact that he's never failed a WWE Wellness test (for performance enhancing drugs), I think he actually works for his body shape. Rey Mysterio (the little shit in the last pic with him) on the other hand, is overly ripped, and has failed the Wellness test, twice I believe (30 day suspension first time, 60 the second). I'm sure some steroids are in Mysterio's diet.

**ottopottomouse** · 09-04-2010, 07:48 AM

Freak .

**NaughtyVisions** · 09-04-2010, 07:52 AM

Originally posted by NaughtyVisions

I wouldn't be so sure. He's not overly ripped, so with that, and the fact that he's never failed a WWE Wellness test (for performance enhancing drugs), I think he actually works for his body shape. Rey Mysterio (the little shit in the last pic with him) on the other hand, is overly ripped, and has failed the Wellness test, twice I believe (30 day suspension first time, 60 the second). I'm sure some steroids are in Mysterio's diet.

It just dawned on me that I may know a bit too much about professional wrestling.

**area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 09-04-2010, 08:07 AM

cholesterol

**Jarmusch** · 09-04-2010, 08:10 AM

Originally posted by area51

cholesterol

What about it?

**beerptrol** · 09-04-2010, 08:17 AM

That doesn't sound to bad. I'm sure there are alot of fat asses who take in more calories eating junk food

**Chosen** · 09-04-2010, 08:50 AM

Good for him, chicken are delicious

**dyna mo** · 09-04-2010, 08:53 AM

**tiger** · 09-04-2010, 09:42 AM

Originally posted by The Duck

(and some anabolic steroids)

I didn't know steroids can make you taller.

**Voodoo** · 09-04-2010, 09:47 AM

**gmr324** · 09-04-2010, 10:00 AM

who can even compete with this freak of nature in the ring?

**NaughtyVisions** · 09-04-2010, 10:26 AM

Originally posted by gmr324

who can even compete with this freak of nature in the ring?

Kane:

Undertaker:

Big Show:

**Vick!** · 09-04-2010, 12:17 PM

Originally posted by NaughtyVisions

Not so great. I am surprised he is slightly taller than Undertaker.

Undertaker is the man.

**dyna mo** · 09-04-2010, 12:20 PM

jeez, the undertaker is still around??

**Jdoughs** · 09-04-2010, 12:21 PM

My 14 yr old son says you are all gay for watching wrestling.

**Pseudonymous** · 09-04-2010, 12:23 PM

You can pass that wellness test by taking GH, like that loser in the UFC. It only stays in your body for so long, yet permanent results.

**dyna mo** · 09-04-2010, 12:28 PM

Originally posted by Jdoughs

My 14 yr old son says you are all gay for watching wrestling.

we all know how valid a 14 year old's view on the world is too eh.

**Scott McD** · 09-04-2010, 12:28 PM

Giant Gonzalez.

It's not the same dude is it ??

**PornMD** · 09-04-2010, 12:47 PM

I love the pix with them standing next to the ref who is always tiny as fuck in comparison.

**Jdoughs** · 09-04-2010, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by dyna mo

we all know how valid a 14 year old's view on the world is too eh.

Damn.

Owned on the counter zing.

**NaughtyVisions** · 09-04-2010, 02:04 PM

Originally posted by dyna mo

jeez, the undertaker is still around??

Sadly yes. Sent Shawn Michaels into retirement at the last Wrestlemania.

Originally posted by Jdoughs

My 14 yr old son says you are all gay for watching wrestling.

I don't really watch it anymore. I did when I was a kid, then casually watched it until I got married. My son was into it for a bit, but he's moved on, too. I still read the wrestling gossip and headlines though, just to stay in the loop.

Originally posted by dyna mo

we all know how valid a 14 year old's view on the world is too eh.

Originally posted by Pseudonymous

You can pass that wellness test by taking GH, like that loser in the UFC. It only stays in your body for so long, yet permanent results.

Never been tested for performance enhancing drugs, so I did not know that.

Originally posted by Scott McD

Giant Gonzalez.

It's not the same dude is it ??

According to Wikipedia, Giant Gonzales (aka El Gigante in WCW) was portrayed by Jorge González, while the Great Khali is portrayed by Dalip Singh Rana.

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 09-04-2010, 03:02 PM

god damn, do i even need to comment on how sad it is to be a full grown man and still watch wwf?

**spacedog** · 09-04-2010, 03:12 PM

My goodness... those are some fucking huge dudes.

**NaughtyVisions** · 09-04-2010, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat

god damn, do i even need to comment on how sad it is to be a full grown man and still watch wwf?

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 09-04-2010, 03:33 PM

Originally posted by NaughtyVisions

is that supposed to make it any less sad?

**NaughtyVisions** · 09-04-2010, 03:42 PM

Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat

is that supposed to make it any less sad?

What makes it sad, exactly? I never understood why wrestling gets so much shit, when it's simply a scripted sports-related action series. Why is worse than any other television series or sports programming?

**HomerSimpson** · 09-04-2010, 03:43 PM

he probably eats/drinks more chemistry than food...

**Jarmusch** · 09-04-2010, 05:32 PM

Originally posted by PornMD

I love the pix with them standing next to the ref who is always tiny as fuck in comparison.

I think they pick short referees on purpose to make the wrestlers look bigger

**jackknoff** · 09-04-2010, 07:35 PM

Wrestling, home erotic or what? Watching bulking guys wearing speedos and next to nothing, trying to "pin" each other... Yep, homo erotic!

Jack

**NaughtyVisions** · 09-04-2010, 07:40 PM

Originally posted by jackknoff

Wrestling, home erotic or what? Watching bulking guys wearing speedos and next to nothing, trying to "pin" each other... Yep, homo erotic!

Jack

A lot less of the wrestlers wear the speedo type shorts anymore. Many wear clothes more similar to street attire. But mainly:

See post #28 above. Nothing homo about that aspect of wrestling.

**garce** · 09-04-2010, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by NaughtyVisions

What makes it sad, exactly? I never understood why wrestling gets so much shit, when it's simply a scripted sports-related action series. Why is worse than any other television series or sports programming?

Because its all fake and scripted like pretty well all of the other programs on television? I don't understand why you're lumping it in with sports programming, because - even though professional wrestlers ARE athletes - its not sport. Its entertainment.

My uncle was Pat Flannigan. There was nothing that I enjoyed more than listening to Uncle Pat's stories of how he and Whipper Billy Watson (no relation, but Whipper Bill got his stage name by using my uncle's real last name) fight the dastardly Kalmikoffs, and of how he and Mr. Bill became tag team champions by kicking some Lord Athol Layton ass.

Later on (in the '70s), I watched wrestling on television just to see Uncle Pat referee. He was a great man, full of joviality, generosity and great humour. He died over twenty years ago, and I haven't had any interest in wrestling since.

True story: Uncle Pat was friends with Roy Rogers. When I went through my "cowboy" phase, Uncle Pat showed up and gave me an autographed life-sized cardboard likeness of Roy Rogers and Trigger as a birthday present. Seriously, the fucking thing had to be six feet tall and eight feet long.

My mom snapped, and I didn't get to keep it. That made me a sad baby panda.

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