going back to bed

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A little entertainment while we wait for answers from the in absentia CEO of ePassporte "Mr. Mallick" (c'mon Michael O, aka Keyser Soze, quit groveling already - you can call him Chris)...



Chris Mallick at the premiere of his box office flop "Middle Men" (nothing says success like Levi's and a new un-tucked creased shirt that hasn't been washed yet, lol):

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From SlashDot:

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lol ... please do someone have also some older news than from 2007? i see many links pointing to some pissed costumers reports but all are from 2007, it is so new, someone have something from 2005? please post it so we can be sure that we made a big mistake signing up to epass ... lol you lame drama idiots

haha I actually remember that song.

"What time is it? - It's four thirty"

Epoch is still alive & strong after serious problems with Visa a few years ago. (Christopher Mallick as CEO)

Chill out, geezzz. Looks like a bunch of kids in panic mode.

Tuesday, waiting to news here!

Yeah....second working day, how bout some news!

I have a party to make if all goes well!

Nothing new.

fingers crossed...

true!!

so Michael O., do you have any news? or still we need wait?

It's middle of the night in America my friends!

lool what do we get contest epass money if we hit 2000 posts.. cmon epass resolve this issue.. :S

is visa going to compensate those put out by this bullshit? or does visa need to be sued?

Tell me about it, yesterday I went to hire an escort and I said.. do you take epass?? and the response I got was.. Go Fuck Yourself..

So here I am...

thats funny... some people cant pay mortgages, rent, food etc...:disgust

Its also not funny because its just not funny, bad joke and lack of sense of humor lol.

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Hmm...It's middle of the night all over the world since this all started! I think! :thumbsup:(

Dont really matter about all over the world. The side of the world most important in this instance has only had about 8 hrs business time since this happened (those being Friday).

Day 2 begins in about 4 hrs. (And that's still 3 hrs prior to when the whole hemisphere is in business hours).

We all secretly hope the things will get resolved this week and all will be well.In reality it will probably take longer but as long as it is fixed (no one loosing money) we will be satisfied.

So I am not expecting the things to be fixed today at all, but I think that some kind of official statement, the progress report or smth to assure people that it is being worked on would go a long way..

I think that epasporte can hurt their own biz much more if they dont send us some updates (I know michael is doing this but a little more official is needed) even though they reslve the issue in both cases - with updates to us or without them. Because if we have days or even weeks without any official update the people will really start to get upset and panicked and will loose all the faith they still might have in eppasporte. The official word, even though it doesn't necessary show us the exact solution , is absolutely necessary in my opinion..otherwise the mass revolt my follow that can irreversibly damage the epass reputation EVEN though they manage to fix it in the end..

personally though, I have no doubt wires will arrive as said: because if they would just want to run away then they would just close all communication like those fucks at adult-profit and some others did..

Absolutely. Tony will fuck you all up, peechka materina!

To Epassporte: Give me my fucking money!!!

:) LOL, this is the best antistress thread which I ever see.

The "Titanic" going down and we singing :).

Woohooo

also all affected in this scenario have to open doors, not just epas. The bank, epas, the visa headquarters etc..

1st working day, let's see some info :)

probably the longest monday i spent lol

is Tuesday here :)

only 6:30am on the east coast, 3:30am on the west coast, banks and Visa do NOT open till 8am -9am be patient, it's gonna be a loooong ass day.

as for me I have to do about a 4 mile hike up to my local bank to fill out forms to get my account re-activated and then MAYBE by the end of the week my own life will be back to some sort of normalcy.

-Loki-

I wonder when DATE X will arrive :)

lol, same here.. :f

Mine told me to shove that epass atm card up my ass!! :)

Hopefully this epass issue will be solve sooner or later...

any news ?

this will be "DARK WEEKEND" of the adult biz.

Anyone remember webmasterchecks? Tomorrow, next week, next month... one day, maybe.

:2 cents: :thumbsup

Wrong!!! Monday was holiday, as it was discussed zillion times before. Tuesday's working day will start soon.

Behave and show some patience.
Whining and spreading panic won't help, actually it can/will make things/chances worse.

:pimp

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Since shit started they've had 8 business hours .. and right now they still sleep.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS THINKING?

Some of you are "HYPERKINETIC" or stupid. (One of both)


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Starting my Tuesday, hope we can hear some good news today.