Paris Hilton?s Explanation: I Thought the Cocaine Was Gum - GoFuckYourself.com

paperboy · 08-30-2010, 03:54 PM

When a little white baggie fell out of the purse she was carrying, Paris Hilton had an explanation for Las Vegas police.

?She had not seen it but now thought it was gum,? said an officer?s report.

It turned out the baggie actually contained .8 grams of cocaine, and now Hilton faces felony drug-possession charges with a Oct. 27 arraignment.

While speaking to police following a weekend traffic stop, Hilton denied the baggie belonged to her. In fact, she said, the purse wasn?t hers either; she had borrowed it from a friend.

But somehow, according to Hilton, the contents of the purse were split between hers and the friend?s.

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damnage · 08-30-2010, 03:57 PM

Please stop posting about this bitch, all she fucking wants is attention.

Who gives a flying fuck if she's caught, she dosen't even get a rise of me by thinking yay she's going to jail...

dyna mo · 08-30-2010, 04:01 PM

i was figuring she'd go with the "that's not mine, i was on my way to the police station to turn it in to the proper authorities" excuse.

either way, i'd do a rail or 3 off her ass.

ArsewithClass · 08-30-2010, 04:02 PM

Quite Paris Hilton though...

An expensive bag of gum!

V_RocKs · 08-30-2010, 04:29 PM

I fucked her in the ass. I thought she was a banana peel.

Janelle · 08-30-2010, 04:33 PM

This will be interesting! Wonder if a requirement as her BFF is to take the fall!

RKmatt · 08-30-2010, 04:46 PM

I think the strange thing about this story is that she only had 0.8 grams on her.

garce · 08-30-2010, 04:50 PM

You think she'd learn not to say a word without her lawyer present by now.

It doesn't matter, though. She'll just go home.

garce · 08-30-2010, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by RKmatt

I think the strange thing about this story is that she only had 0.8 grams on her.

Up here, the cop's will arrest you for 0.8 grams. If you have an 8 Ball or more, though, they'll just confiscate it and send you on your way.

Juicy D. Links · 08-30-2010, 04:59 PM

dumb skank loll

sicone · 08-30-2010, 05:14 PM

I get my sac of coke mixed up with my pack of Trident all the time. Happens to the best of us

baddog · 08-30-2010, 05:36 PM

In all fairness, I was arrested for possession of coke for sales when in reality it was just BC's.

gaffg · 08-30-2010, 06:02 PM

the rest was in her nose

Quote:

Originally Posted by RKmatt

I think the strange thing about this story is that she only had 0.8 grams on her.

ShellyCrash · 08-30-2010, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

In all fairness, I was arrested for possession of coke for sales when in reality it was just BC's.

Back in the day I had an employer think BC powder was coke. I don't know about any of you guys, but I've never seen anyone do coke by mixing it with water.

xmas13 · 08-30-2010, 06:17 PM

RyuLion · 08-30-2010, 06:22 PM

Congratz to her or whoever won!

beerptrol · 08-30-2010, 06:39 PM

She should have said it was lindsay lohan's purse

baddog · 08-30-2010, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

Back in the day I had an employer think BC powder was coke. I don't know about any of you guys, but I've never seen anyone do coke by mixing it with water.

I used to just pour it on my tongue then wash it down. Back when I was using it I used it a lot and had to have it anywhere I might be. Locker at work, glove box of cars, etc.

I got pulled over by sheriffs and they thought they had made the biggest bust ever. I was trying to figure out what they might have found. I LOL'd when the deputy held out his hand loaded with the wax paper bindles filled with powdered aspirin. They called out Flash, their drug expert, and he said "book em."

Long story short, I made the arresting officers drive me back to my truck. The entire time I was, "I told you so." They were so pissed.

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Originally Posted by beerptrol

She should have said it was lindsay lohan's purse

Brujah · 08-30-2010, 09:26 PM

This is Paris Hilton we're talking about. I wouldn't be surprised if she really did think it was just gum.

2012 · 08-30-2010, 09:32 PM

an honest mistake I'm sure we all have made at one point or another in our lives

fatfoo · 08-30-2010, 11:59 PM

Is there a reward for Citizen's arrest of person that smokes crack?
Does anyone know?

nico-t · 08-31-2010, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

i was figuring she'd go with the "that's not mine, i was on my way to the police station to turn it in to the proper authorities" excuse.

either way, i'd do a rail or 3 off her ass.

what ass?

2intense · 08-31-2010, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damnage

Please stop posting about this bitch, all she fucking wants is attention.

Who gives a flying fuck if she's caught, she dosen't even get a rise of me by thinking yay she's going to jail...

bbobby86 · 08-31-2010, 03:16 AM

“She had not seen it but now thought it was gum,”...

John-ACWM · 08-31-2010, 04:13 AM

Thought she died in that movie House of Wax...

Paul Markham · 08-31-2010, 04:27 AM

Would love to see her stick gum up her nose. LOL

cherrylula · 08-31-2010, 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I used to just pour it on my tongue then wash it down. Back when I was using it I used it a lot and had to have it anywhere I might be. Locker at work, glove box of cars, etc.

I got pulled over by sheriffs and they thought they had made the biggest bust ever. I was trying to figure out what they might have found. I LOL'd when the deputy held out his hand loaded with the wax paper bindles filled with powdered aspirin. They called out Flash, their drug expert, and he said "book em."

Long story short, I made the arresting officers drive me back to my truck. The entire time I was, "I told you so." They were so pissed.

classic... are those things still sold in Cali? I never saw those aspirin powders til I moved here, and people eat those things religiously here with the drinking. They'll mix them straight into the vodka.

cwd · 08-31-2010, 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah

This is Paris Hilton we're talking about. I wouldn't be surprised if she really did think it was just gum.

I think it is going to be her legal teams defense....

"well, judge, it IS paris hilton, we all know we are not dealing with a rocket scientist here...or a high school graduate, for that matter..."

08-31-2010, 06:07 AM

bang her back up, she deserves to be locked up for that ridiculous comment, has she forgotten about her last experience when she couldnt hack it and ended up in tears, wasn't so big and brazzen then was she

DamianJ · 08-31-2010, 06:14 AM

You'd her thought with her connections at least she could score a full g instead of a crappy .8

seeandsee · 08-31-2010, 06:16 AM

Lock the bitch and then give 2 black girls to rape her :D

J. Falcon · 08-31-2010, 06:31 AM

coke whore

gmr324 · 08-31-2010, 06:32 AM

Quote:

She should have said it was lindsay lohan's purse

That would be a good lgeal defense! We're good friends and have the same fashion taste in purses your Honor

Raf1 · 08-31-2010, 07:04 AM

attention whore...

fitzmulti · 08-31-2010, 07:07 AM

Crazy crazy crazy!

Zorgman · 08-31-2010, 07:12 AM

I heard on the news she could get 4 years jail for it. Silly girl.

michael.kickass · 08-31-2010, 07:20 AM

stupid bitch!

Klen · 08-31-2010, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zorgman

I heard on the news she could get 4 years jail for it. Silly girl.

Keep in mind laws are different for celebrities

DaddyHalbucks · 08-31-2010, 07:52 AM

How will she slither out of this one?

ArsewithClass · 08-31-2010, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

You'd her thought with her connections at least she could score a full g instead of a crappy .8

You'd "her" thought you would have not took a gram of coke before writing on GFY

ottopottomouse · 08-31-2010, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol

She should have said it was lindsay lohan's purse

Tom_PM · 08-31-2010, 08:19 AM

So, several minor pot busts, and now some coke? How many years is she looking at?

Oh yeah, zero.

JustDaveXxx · 08-31-2010, 10:02 AM

The sad thing is, if she said nothing, her attorney would have been able to get her off.

But she thought she would be able to explain her way out of it. IDIOT!! What she did was give the cops details of who owned what and how she thought it was her gum.

Got to love stupidity, it makes for good entertainment.

czarina · 08-31-2010, 10:07 AM

nothing will happen, she's got t000000000000000000000000 much money (yes, those are zeros)

_Richard_ · 08-31-2010, 10:32 AM

that is a funny story

baddog · 08-31-2010, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula

classic... are those things still sold in Cali? I never saw those aspirin powders til I moved here, and people eat those things religiously here with the drinking. They'll mix them straight into the vodka.

I do not need to use it any more, so haven't really looked. This was in 1982.

Phoenix · 08-31-2010, 11:44 AM

is she really looking at 4 years?

as in 4 years that means 1.3 years?

i wonder what will happen, i bet daddy cashes in all his political chips for this

no way he wants her to go in for a year or something...20 days sure to smarten her up...but a year...never...will be interesting what they pull to get her off

DamianJ · 08-31-2010, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

You'd "her" thought you would have not took a gram of coke before writing on GFY

Thanks Gary, to have a typo corrected by such a brilliant writer as yourself of which, is an honour.

Thanks for taking the time out of your busy day cleaning your caravan to help me out. You are a true gent. No idea why I thought you were a cunt for so long.

Good to see there is no bad blood.

xoxoxo

baddog · 08-31-2010, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

is she really looking at 4 years?

as in 4 years that means 1.3 years?

i wonder what will happen, i bet daddy cashes in all his political chips for this

no way he wants her to go in for a year or something...20 days sure to smarten her up...but a year...never...will be interesting what they pull to get her off

NV is not CA

PornMD · 08-31-2010, 11:55 AM

Well, my 10th grade history teacher thought my gum was cheese once, so I guess that could be a passable excuse.

You know, for someone who already was locked up once and seemed embarrassed about it on Letterman afterwards, wtf is she doing?

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