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  • epitome
    So Fucking Lame
    • Jun 2009
    • 12156
    #1

    Don't fuck with me!

    Last night in my sleep, I punched my boyfriend in the face and broke his tooth in half.

    He woke up while I was pulling my fist back, asked me why I did that I just rolled over.

    I didn't know I did it until I woke up and he filled me in on the details.

    For the record, I have no ill feelings towards him and would never purposely punch him in the face.
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    • SallyRand
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jan 2008
      • 3487
      #2
      Originally posted by epitome
      Last night in my sleep, I punched my boyfriend in the face and broke his tooth in half.

      He woke up while I was pulling my fist back, asked me why I did that I just rolled over.

      I didn't know I did it until I woke up and he filled me in on the details.

      For the record, I have no ill feelings towards him and would never purposely punch him in the face.
      OK, I'll bite. Are you going to fill US in on the details or not?

      Sally.

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133986
          #3
          He didn't satisfy your needs?

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            • Amputate Your Head
              There can be only one
              • Aug 2001
              • 39075
              #4
              my wife did that to me the other night.... smacked me right in the nose with her diamond ring at 4 am and made a nice cut.
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                • AdPatron
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                  • Apr 2003
                  • 17706
                  #5
                  Not buying it without a photo.

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                    • Semi-Retired-Dave
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 11190
                      #6
                      Originally posted by epitome
                      Last night in my sleep, I punched my boyfriend in the face and broke his tooth in half.

                      He woke up while I was pulling my fist back, asked me why I did that I just rolled over.

                      I didn't know I did it until I woke up and he filled me in on the details.

                      For the record, I have no ill feelings towards him and would never purposely punch him in the face.
                      If you are that strong in your sleep and have good aim, I would hate to see what you are like fully awake.

                      Did he punch you back, or just got back to sleep?
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                        • fatfoo
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                          • Mar 2003
                          • 27763
                          #7
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                            • halfpint
                              GFY's Halfpint
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 15223
                              #8
                              Damm I would rather my wife punched me in the face instead of fucking snoring and farting all the time its driving me crazy

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                                • Amputate Your Head
                                  There can be only one
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 39075
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by halfpint
                                  Damm I would rather my wife punched me in the face instead of fucking snoring and farting all the time its driving me crazy
                                  http://puresleep.com


                                  http://www.beanogas.com
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                                    • Sabby
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 2888
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by epitome
                                      Last night in my sleep, I punched my boyfriend in the face and broke his tooth in half.

                                      He woke up while I was pulling my fist back, asked me why I did that I just rolled over.

                                      I didn't know I did it until I woke up and he filled me in on the details.

                                      For the record, I have no ill feelings towards him and would never purposely punch him in the face.


                                      I read an article a few months ago an old fucker killed his wife in his sleep..

                                      He was aquitted. They have a name for this disorder.


                                      Sabby
                                      Fuck off

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                                        • halfpint
                                          GFY's Halfpint
                                          • Jun 2007
                                          • 15223
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                          http://puresleep.com


                                          http://www.beanogas.com
                                          yeah we have disussed about having an op to stop the snoring so im hoping that she will have it done But when she was younger she never snored it just seems to have got realy bad now she is older

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                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                              There can be only one
                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 39075
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by halfpint
                                              yeah we have disussed about having an op to stop the snoring so im hoping that she will have it done But when she was younger she never snored it just seems to have got realy bad now she is older
                                              the puresleep mouthpiece really works. i used to have to sleep on a different floor in the house because my wife snored so loudly. now there isn't a peep.

                                              don't know anything about the beano though... just seen their commercials.
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                                                • halfpint
                                                  GFY's Halfpint
                                                  • Jun 2007
                                                  • 15223
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                  the puresleep mouthpiece really works. i used to have to sleep on a different floor in the house because my wife snored so loudly. now there isn't a peep.

                                                  don't know anything about the beano though... just seen their commercials.
                                                  Ill show it to my wife and see what she thinks about it

                                                  thanks for the links

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                                                    • Jdoughs
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 5794
                                                      #14
                                                      More anal will keep her quiet halfpint, you just have to dig deeper.
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                                                        • halfpint
                                                          GFY's Halfpint
                                                          • Jun 2007
                                                          • 15223
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Jdoughs
                                                          More anal will keep her quiet halfpint, you just have to dig deeper.
                                                          thats a no no for her.. damm she would really bitch slap me if I tried that

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                                                            • DigitalTheory
                                                              ^-^
                                                              • Jul 2007
                                                              • 1055
                                                              #16
                                                              I have done that before

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                                                                • epitome
                                                                  So Fucking Lame
                                                                  • Jun 2009
                                                                  • 12156
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                                  If you are that strong in your sleep and have good aim, I would hate to see what you are like fully awake.

                                                                  Did he punch you back, or just got back to sleep?
                                                                  Sadly, in real life I am a real softy. I'm actually quite shocked I did that much damage. Maybe I had some suppressed rage or something.

                                                                  I was probably having a vivid nightmare and he is in the way.

                                                                  He did not punch me back ... he says its because I'm old and he didn't want to hurt me. He reminds me of the decade between us every chance he gets.

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                                                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                                                      There can be only one
                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                      • 39075
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by epitome
                                                                      Sadly, in real life I am a real softy. I'm actually quite shocked I did that much damage. Maybe I had some suppressed rage or something.

                                                                      I was probably having a vivid nightmare and he is in the way.

                                                                      He did not punch me back ... he says its because I'm old and he didn't want to hurt me. He reminds me of the decade between us every chance he gets.
                                                                      was it a crown or did you actually break enamel?
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                                                                        • epitome
                                                                          So Fucking Lame
                                                                          • Jun 2009
                                                                          • 12156
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Sabby
                                                                          I read an article a few months ago an old fucker killed his wife in his sleep..

                                                                          He was aquitted. They have a name for this disorder.


                                                                          Sabby
                                                                          I'll have to file that away in the back of my mind for future use.

                                                                          I've never done something like this before. I am usually pretty still in my sleep. In fact, some nights I stay on my back in one spot the entire night and I know it because it's when I wake up with a stiff back.

                                                                          I also do not remember 95% of my dreams. I know I have them -- we all do -- but I rarely remember them and hardly ever wake up from them.

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                                                                            • icymelon
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Dec 2007
                                                                              • 3220
                                                                              #20
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                                                                                • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                  There can be only one
                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                  • 39075
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by epitome
                                                                                  I also do not remember 95% of my dreams. I know I have them -- we all do -- but I rarely remember them and hardly ever wake up from them.
                                                                                  crazy.... i remember dreams from years ago, still in detail. and i always dream in full color.
                                                                                  sometimes it's easy for me to not know if i'm dreaming or not... and i have to "do something" in my dream to know if it's real or a dream.... like, make cutout desk holes disappear by waving my hand. I'll dream things like, normal everyday life.... answering the doorbell, signing for a UPS package.... dreams and reality often merge for me.

                                                                                  too much lsd as a youngster i guess.
                                                                                  Last edited by Amputate Your Head; 08-30-2010, 07:44 PM.
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                                                                                    • epitome
                                                                                      So Fucking Lame
                                                                                      • Jun 2009
                                                                                      • 12156
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                      was it a crown or did you actually break enamel?
                                                                                      The tooth in front of the fang on the left side of his face is now much shorter. He'll get it fixed but it doesn't look too horribly bad in the meantime. It kind of looks like he just has a tooth that didn't grow in right.

                                                                                      He already has very weak/soft teeth; gets it from his mothers side and all of the kids are like that. I on the other hand have super strong teeth -- if it was him punching me in his sleep the damage probably wouldn't have been as severe.

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                                                                                        • Sabby
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                          • 2888
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by epitome
                                                                                          I'll have to file that away in the back of my mind for future use.

                                                                                          I've never done something like this before. I am usually pretty still in my sleep. In fact, some nights I stay on my back in one spot the entire night and I know it because it's when I wake up with a stiff back.

                                                                                          I also do not remember 95% of my dreams. I know I have them -- we all do -- but I rarely remember them and hardly ever wake up from them.
                                                                                          I've filed this away never to sleep with u also.

                                                                                          My dreams are very vivid. I actually can contol them. I always know if Im dreaming... I cant always wake up... but I can leave the dream and "change channels".



                                                                                          Sabby
                                                                                          Fuck off

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                                                                                            • epitome
                                                                                              So Fucking Lame
                                                                                              • Jun 2009
                                                                                              • 12156
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                              crazy.... i remember dreams from years ago, still in detail. and i always dream in full color.
                                                                                              sometimes it's easy for me to not know if i'm dreaming or not... and i have to "do something" in my dream to know if it's real or a dream.... like, make cutout desk holes disappear by waving my hand. I'll dream things like, normal everyday life.... answering the doorbell, signing for a UPS package.... dreams and reality often merge for me.
                                                                                              I only remember one recurring nightmare that I used to have as a kid.

                                                                                              It's my Dad driving and my Mom in the front seat. We're going over a one lane bridge that is miles long and hundreds of feet above the water (in my dream it always looked like the bridge going to the Florida Keys but one lane wide). There are jersey walls but they are only about 2" from the side mirrors and they are not secured. In my dream, if my father just slightly bumped one of them then we'd go over the edge and who knows what ... I always woke up. Oh and to make things more difficult, there were curves on the bridge.

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                                                                                                • epitome
                                                                                                  So Fucking Lame
                                                                                                  • Jun 2009
                                                                                                  • 12156
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Sabby
                                                                                                  I've filed this away never to sleep with u also.

                                                                                                  My dreams are very vivid. I actually can contol them. I always know if Im dreaming... I cant always wake up... but I can leave the dream and "change channels".



                                                                                                  Sabby
                                                                                                  I've spent about 5 years of my life sleeping next to someone every night and this is the first time I've ever done something like this. I hope it's the last time. We're getting a good laugh out of it in my house but I still feel like shit.

                                                                                                  Controlling dreams would be cool.

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                                                                                                    • ottopottomouse
                                                                                                      She is ugly, bad luck.
                                                                                                      • Jan 2010
                                                                                                      • 13177
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                      crazy.... i remember dreams from years ago, still in detail. and i always dream in full color.
                                                                                                      sometimes it's easy for me to not know if i'm dreaming or not... and i have to "do something" in my dream to know if it's real or a dream.... like, make cutout desk holes disappear by waving my hand. I'll dream things like, normal everyday life.... answering the doorbell, signing for a UPS package.... dreams and reality often merge for me.

                                                                                                      too much lsd as a youngster i guess.
                                                                                                      I've had dreams that were so real I have ended up asking people about what happened in them
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                                                                                                        • bbobby86
                                                                                                          partners.sexier.com
                                                                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                                                                          • 11926
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Last night in my sleep, I punched my boyfriend in the face and broke his tooth in half... ...

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                                                                                                            • damnage
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Aug 2008
                                                                                                              • 512
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                              crazy.... i remember dreams from years ago, still in detail. and i always dream in full color.
                                                                                                              sometimes it's easy for me to not know if i'm dreaming or not... and i have to "do something" in my dream to know if it's real or a dream.... like, make cutout desk holes disappear by waving my hand. I'll dream things like, normal everyday life.... answering the doorbell, signing for a UPS package.... dreams and reality often merge for me.

                                                                                                              too much lsd as a youngster i guess.
                                                                                                              Same, it can be very disconcerting


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                                                                                                                • michael.kickass
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • Mar 2009
                                                                                                                  • 11039
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  pics of the tooth or it didn't happen
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