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Old 08-30-2010, 06:29 PM   #1
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4 easy steps to God - just fill out this form

http://www.jesus2020.com/

instant access!

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Old 08-30-2010, 06:37 PM   #2
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The world is only about 16 years old anyway...

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Old 08-30-2010, 06:40 PM   #3
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Old 08-30-2010, 06:48 PM   #4
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them there dinosaur bones, well Satan put them underground and they are only 6000 years old. God hisself can't even count up to one hunerd million years

can I borrow yer chew cup?
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Old 08-30-2010, 06:52 PM   #5
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at the bottom of the form, i clicked "no"..... was hoping it would send me to Internet Hell.
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Old 08-30-2010, 07:06 PM   #6
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Oh no, does Jesus hate me?

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Old 08-30-2010, 07:09 PM   #7
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Old 08-30-2010, 07:42 PM   #8
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Oh no, does Jesus hate me?

Answering "No" takes you to an opt-in signup form. I had no trouble seeing it. Check your browser settings.

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Old 08-30-2010, 07:48 PM   #9
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I'm sure there is a point to this, at this point in time it escapes me though.
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Old 08-30-2010, 08:05 PM   #10
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I'm sure there is a point to this, at this point in time it escapes me though.
no.... no point. just smoked too much ganja this afternoon. it was funny at the time.
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Old 08-30-2010, 08:11 PM   #11
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Amen. We need to thank god and get things right in this country



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BUY GOLD WHILE YOU STILL CAN - THE ECONOMY IS COLLAPSING AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH!
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Old 08-31-2010, 10:20 AM   #12
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I'm sure there is a point to this, at this point in time it escapes me though.
Take a look at the site which now haws a shitload of free world-wide exposure as it's beiing looked at by GFYers. The guy is collecting an opt-in email list and then donations from that list. He may be a primitive Christian but he isn't completely stupid.

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Old 08-31-2010, 10:45 AM   #13
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in god we trust... yea...
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Old 08-31-2010, 11:19 AM   #14
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If you were hit by a bus would you want the ambulance to take you to:

a church

or

a hospital

?


Fuck religion.
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Old 08-31-2010, 12:05 PM   #15
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If you were hit by a bus would you want the ambulance to take you to:

a church

or

a hospital

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Fuck religion.
THEY would say that doctors are sent by GOD,but most of them are atheist so what the fuck?
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Old 08-31-2010, 12:10 PM   #16
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Old 08-31-2010, 12:12 PM   #17
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You guys spend as much time thinking about God as your average religious person. I dont see much difference.
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Old 08-31-2010, 12:23 PM   #18
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indeed...
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Old 08-31-2010, 12:31 PM   #19
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Old 08-31-2010, 12:55 PM   #20
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Old 08-31-2010, 01:01 PM   #21
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Old 08-31-2010, 01:06 PM   #22
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no.... no point. just smoked too much ganja this afternoon. it was funny at the time.
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Old 08-31-2010, 01:09 PM   #23
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Hmm.. I should do something about God on my god domain.

Are there lots of profitable goodies that people who like god can buy from me? How do I segregate the religions from each other on my site? Make forums for each and target them? Or should I pretend there is only one god and only sell cheesy merchadise for that one? Which god has the wealthiest followers anyway? Protestant?
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You wouldnt happen to know an affiliate program for gold that accepts porn sites would ya?
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