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  • xNetworx
    So Fucking What
    • Jan 2004
    • 14445

    #1

    When the barber's junk grazes your arm...

    Are they unaware that it is happening or is every barber gay for me? Keep ur damn nut sack off my shoulder pal
  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #2
    You let dudes cut your hair? Fuck that... only hot chicks cut mine.
    SIG TOO BIG

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    • baddog
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 107089

      #3
      I don't use a male barber.

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      • xNetworx
        So Fucking What
        • Jan 2004
        • 14445

        #4
        I've used both. I like the hot shave around the neck and ears. I don't know of any female stylists who do that.

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        • CYF
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          • Mar 2009
          • 10973

          #5
          I like when the female barbers press their tits on me.

          Maybe you just give off that gay vibe?
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          • damnage
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2008
            • 512

            #6
            Hot woman everyway for me. Nice head massage, trim, then onto the haircut. Plus my local place serves free alcohol and food. Cost's a fortune but I get a 60% discount so it brings it down a fair bit in price.
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            • Amputate Your Head
              There can be only one
              • Aug 2001
              • 39075

              #7
              You could at least give him a little rub since you're already cozied up to his nutsack.
              SIG TOO BIG

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              • Deej
                I make pixels work
                • Jun 2005
                • 24386

                #8
                yea, ive only had the tits on my shoulder thing... how the fuck can a guy cut your hair anyway if his junk is hitting yoru shoulder.... that just dosnt sound right...

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                • MaDalton
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                  • Feb 2004
                  • 39861

                  #9
                  i prefered girls - but nowadays it's pretty pointless for me :-/


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                  • xNetworx
                    So Fucking What
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 14445

                    #10
                    Originally posted by CYF
                    I like when the female barbers press their tits on me.

                    Maybe you just give off that gay vibe?
                    My ex used to cut my hair at her salon. She had DD's and I'd usually take her to happy hour after my haircut which lead to sexy time. Unfortunately, I live 1800 miles from there. I go to a barber shop that has personal LCD TVs for every station and they have free soda and bottled water. They have shoe shines and hot shaves. They do a good job and its only 17 bucks. Just as good as any $50+ haircut I got at a salon in Chicago.

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                    • Tom_PM
                      Porn Meister
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 16443

                      #11


                      Cut your own hair.
                      Touch your own junk.
                      Flowbee.
                      43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                      • Deej
                        I make pixels work
                        • Jun 2005
                        • 24386

                        #12
                        Originally posted by pimpporn
                        My ex used to cut my hair at her salon. She had DD's and I'd usually take her to happy hour after my haircut which lead to sexy time. Unfortunately, I live 1800 miles from there. I go to a barber shop that has personal LCD TVs for every station and they have free soda and bottled water. They have shoe shines and hot shaves. They do a good job and its only 17 bucks. Just as good as any $50+ haircut I got at a salon in Chicago.
                        yea - 17 bucks for all that is nice. Shit i pay 15 and dont get the extras...however... i deal with boobs and not nutts so were even

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                        • xNetworx
                          So Fucking What
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 14445

                          #13
                          Originally posted by PR_Tom


                          Cut your own hair.
                          Touch your own junk.
                          Flowbee.
                          Is there a mini-Flowbee for pubes?

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                          • Tom_PM
                            Porn Meister
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 16443

                            #14
                            I've only ever used it on my head, lmao. I've seen trimmers they sell on tv for bikini areas though actually.
                            43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                            • PornstarXS
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2007
                              • 358

                              #15
                              They do it on purpose. Watch don't mess with the Zohan. You should worry when his junk is perched on your shoulder like a pirate's parrot. rrrrrr
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                              • Amputate Your Head
                                There can be only one
                                • Aug 2001
                                • 39075

                                #16
                                Originally posted by PR_Tom

                                Cut your own hair.
                                Touch your own junk.
                                Flowbee.
                                Word. I don't pay to get mine cut either, but it would be a chick if I did.

                                One a week, 5 minutes with the trimmers & #2 guard... mission haircut: complete.
                                SIG TOO BIG

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                                • xNetworx
                                  So Fucking What
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 14445

                                  #17
                                  You let dudes cut your hair? Fuck that... only hot chicks cut mine.
                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                  Word. I don't pay to get mine cut either, but it would be a chick if I did.
                                  I bet your haircut sucks

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                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                    There can be only one
                                    • Aug 2001
                                    • 39075

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by pimpporn
                                    I bet your haircut sucks
                                    standard military haircut. it's the best one of all. lowest maintenance there is. even lower maintenance than the bald dudes.... they gotta shave the dome every day or get stubble.
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                                    • xNetworx
                                      So Fucking What
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 14445

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                      standard military haircut. it's the best one of all. lowest maintenance there is. even lower maintenance than the bald dudes.... they gotta shave the dome every day or get stubble.
                                      Are you in the military? If not, then you have a bad haircut

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                                      • Amputate Your Head
                                        There can be only one
                                        • Aug 2001
                                        • 39075

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by pimpporn
                                        Are you in the military? If not, then you have a bad haircut
                                        was.

                                        sorry if my hair-do isn't to your liking, but I have more important things to do than spend my mornings primping my hair in the mirror like a girl.
                                        SIG TOO BIG

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                                        • xNetworx
                                          So Fucking What
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 14445

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                          was.

                                          sorry if my hair-do isn't to your liking, but I have more important things to do than spend my mornings primping my hair in the mirror like a girl.
                                          I thought only hot chicks cut your hair

                                          Last edited by xNetworx; 08-25-2010, 12:43 PM.

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                                          • Amputate Your Head
                                            There can be only one
                                            • Aug 2001
                                            • 39075

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by pimpporn
                                            I thought only hot chicks cut your hair
                                            They do... off & on. In the winter months I usually go and pay for a haircut, in the summer... high & tight.
                                            SIG TOO BIG

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                                            • u-Bob
                                              there's no $$$ in porn
                                              • Jul 2005
                                              • 33063

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                              only hot chicks cut mine.
                                              same here.

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                                              • _Richard_
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Oct 2006
                                                • 30991

                                                #24
                                                salons is the new 'black', gentlemen

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                                                • Nikki_Licks
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2005
                                                  • 6323

                                                  #25
                                                  I have a guy that does my hair or a girl if he is not available, but he never rubbed his junk on me as of yet....and he is gay

                                                  I have to admit, I like when she cuts my hair because I can always count on some titty rubbing my ear or feeling her crotch on my elbow
                                                  Last edited by Nikki_Licks; 08-25-2010, 03:50 PM.
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                                                  • deadbabes
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2006
                                                    • 366

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by PR_Tom


                                                    Cut your own hair.
                                                    Touch your own junk.
                                                    Flowbee.

                                                    http://prettywasted.com

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                                                    • Supz
                                                      Arthur Flegenheimer
                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                      • 11057

                                                      #27
                                                      When I was a kid (12-13) my mom used to bring me to this really hot lady to cut my hair. She used to rub all up on my arm. I used to love getting haircuts. There are a lot of gay mail hairstylists out there. You might be getting a legit nut rub.

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                                                      • Chosen
                                                        • Aug 2001
                                                        • 63151

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by baddog
                                                        I don't use a male barber.
                                                        I don't use barber at all

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                                                        • woj
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                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                          • 47882

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by MrBottomTooth
                                                          Male barbers are creepy. How do you wake up one day and say, "I want to cut other guys' hair for a living?" I suspect they are mostly closest homos.
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                                                          • Spunky
                                                            I need a beer
                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                            • 133986

                                                            #30
                                                            The only time I had a male barber is when my mom would drag me to the barber shop when I was 10 years old..that was over 30 years ago

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