Huge Opportunity for a Programmer in San Jose, Bay Area California!

[D_Nell]

Hit my up on ICQ if you know Security, and are a whiz in programming. I have the opportunity of a lifetime and has absolutely nothing to do with Porn! So if you are looking
to get out of the ADULT INDUSTRY then this job is for you!

[D_Nell]

Looking for People with extreme knowledge of Microsoft SQL Database!

[Chong]

Dude you're in SAN JOSE/silicon valley.....aren't there a ton of places out there that do freelance shit like you're looking for? in the phone book or anything?

[DTK]

Originally posted by Chong
Dude you're in SAN JOSE/silicon valley.....aren't there a ton of places out there that do freelance shit like you're looking for? in the phone book or anything?

Post your gig on Dice

[D_Nell]

Originally posted by Chong
Dude you're in SAN JOSE/silicon valley.....aren't there a ton of places out there that do freelance shit like you're looking for? in the phone book or anything?

Silcon Dead Valley. Did you know that 3 years ago a 1 bedroom apt went for like $2000 grand a month. Now they go for $750 so that shows how bad the market is here!

[fnet]

Originally posted by D_Nell
Looking for People with extreme knowledge of Microsoft SQL Database!

There isn't an extreme amount of information to know about SQL Server, unless it's memorizing MS bug history. It is difficult to take your post seriously for a few reasons.

0) You want us to get out of the porn industry? Huh? Why not post on craigslist, dice, monster? Or the MS forums, or one of the freelance boards?

1) What specific security concerns do you have?

2) What version of SQL Server? Why is SQL Server giving you grief?

3) By whiz is programming, do you mean good at algorithms, proficient in particular languages and development tools, able to learn fast, or likely to take a piss on the cpu fan?

[[Labret]]

Originally posted by D_Nell
Looking for People with extreme knowledge of Microsoft SQL Database!

Extreme? Im your man. I will work drunk, high, and naked... thats extreme.

[EscortBiz]

Stock Options? LMAO

[PeekHoles]

Originally posted by Chong
Dude you're in SAN JOSE/silicon valley.....aren't there a ton of places out there that do freelance shit like you're looking for? in the phone book or anything?

He has probley already checked that route, I dought he is that dumb.

[Baal]

Originally posted by EscortBiz
Stock Options? LMAO

ROFL!

[goBigtime]

Originally posted by D_Nell


Now they go for $750 so that shows how bad the market is here!

I may need to move there. Send me some numbers ;)

[jimmyf]

Originally posted by D_Nell


Silcon Dead Valley. Did you know that 3 years ago a 1 bedroom apt went for like $2000 grand a month. Now they go for $750 so that shows how bad the market is here!

Tell me about it. I lived there for over 25 years and moved. Now at $750.00 for a one bedroom maybe I'll move back. My rent for my one bedroom was at $750.00 and went 2 $2,000.00, my 600sq foot office went from $595.00 to $1,650.00. Gas that sold for $135.00 in Fresno sold in the Bay Area for $180.00. I hope all those greedy bastard go fucking broke, and that's what it was GREED. I had 2 move and I hate moving.

[jimmyf]

It's hard for me to believe your post. Even when it's slow in that Valley, you can find a programer on almost ever street corner. I found one in a Pizza parlor and we worked on a project from the 1980's until 1999. I have to call him ever once in awhile still. He was a dam good teacher on top of being one awsome programer.
Am also still selling the software. Just put a sign on the side of your car, and park it in the Fry's parking lot, your dam phone will be ringing off the hook, with one hour.