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  • V_RocKs
    Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
    • Nov 2003
    • 32447

    #16
    Use Windows Live Writer... it auto inserts links as you type the matching words... You can also admin 100's of blogs from one central location.

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    • JD
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Sep 2003
      • 22651

      #17
      Originally posted by harvey
      What I mean is that it looks weird, you'd have wait for him and use this as last resource IMHO. btw, you're welcome
      Why does that look weird? I'm not allowed to leave the house on a saturday?

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      • Supz
        Arthur Flegenheimer
        • Jul 2006
        • 11057

        #18
        Originally posted by JD
        Why does that look weird? I'm not allowed to leave the house on a saturday?
        No. You must stay home to help me because I have you in my sig. Those are sig rules.

        harvey, thanks for nothing. you gave me a piece of code that I dont know what to do with. I was looking for a plugin or a widget of some sort.

        This is why JD does my work and you dont

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        • Supz
          Arthur Flegenheimer
          • Jul 2006
          • 11057

          #19
          Originally posted by harvey
          What I mean is that it looks weird, you'd have wait for him and use this as last resource IMHO. btw, you're welcome
          I did write his ICQ was not signed on. So I came here knowing that helpful and knowledgeable people like fris post here. I would say thank you because you did put me in the write direction. But you are still a non-english speaking asshole because of you trying to be a smartass instead of trying to help someone. That doesnt look so good for you since you are trying to sell a service.
          Last edited by Supz; 08-21-2010, 01:52 PM.

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          • pornpf69
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jun 2004
            • 15782

            #20
            Originally posted by JD
            you can do it with blogroll categories and the conditional statement is_category('id_or_name_goes_here') in your template. shoot me an email and I'll give you what you need when I'm back home if you don't figure it out

            http://codex.wordpress.org/Conditional_Tags
            JD is already around to help sorting things out...

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            • harvey
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 9266

              #21
              Originally posted by JD
              Why does that look weird? I'm not allowed to leave the house on a saturday?
              Originally posted by Supz
              No. You must stay home to help me because I have you in my sig. Those are sig rules.

              harvey, thanks for nothing. you gave me a piece of code that I dont know what to do with. I was looking for a plugin or a widget of some sort.

              This is why JD does my work and you dont
              Originally posted by Supz
              I did write his ICQ was not signed on. So I came here knowing that helpful and knowledgeable people like fris post here. I would say thank you because you did put me in the write direction. But you are still a non-english speaking asshole because of you trying to be a smartass instead of trying to help someone. That doesnt look so good for you since you are trying to sell a service.
              WOW. Sorry for trying to be helpful. In REAL WORLD and REAL BUSINESS something like you did usually isn't allowed, advertisers NEVER like that someone advertising a product asks for somebody else. NEVER. If you're pushing WP services, it really makes the firm you're pushing look weak every time you ask for help with.... WP SERVICES!!!!. Maybe in la-la-land this is OK, maybe JD is an exception and he doesn't care, but again, that's only an exception, not the norm

              But what do I know, I just don't speak English

              as for the code I gave you, that's the EXACT CODE you need to place (barring the category) the only thing more than that would be making the changes for you in your server, but well, again, what do I know? I can't speak English!

              as for everything else, well, congrats on your success and I wish you the best. As for me, I'm totally devastated because some random ungrateful kid isn't using my services or doesn't like my Engrish.

              Really, what will I do now? I'm seriously considering suicide
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              • Supz
                Arthur Flegenheimer
                • Jul 2006
                • 11057

                #22
                Originally posted by harvey
                WOW. Sorry for trying to be helpful. In REAL WORLD and REAL BUSINESS something like you did usually isn't allowed, advertisers NEVER like that someone advertising a product asks for somebody else. NEVER. If you're pushing WP services, it really makes the firm you're pushing look weak every time you ask for help with.... WP SERVICES!!!!. Maybe in la-la-land this is OK, maybe JD is an exception and he doesn't care, but again, that's only an exception, not the norm

                But what do I know, I just don't speak English

                as for the code I gave you, that's the EXACT CODE you need to place (barring the category) the only thing more than that would be making the changes for you in your server, but well, again, what do I know? I can't speak English!

                as for everything else, well, congrats on your success and I wish you the best. As for me, I'm totally devastated because some random ungrateful kid isn't using my services or doesn't like my Engrish.

                Really, what will I do now? I'm seriously considering suicide
                It is your lack of knowledge in the English language that has you mistaken. I am not asking for a paid service from someone besides who I am advertising for. I am not Lebron James with a contract from Gatorade drinking Powerade on national TV. I do it as a favor for JD because his service is good. He does not pay me for the sig. You must think everyone is so desperate for 20 bucks a month for a sig. I am not in need of money where I need to sell my sig. If I did. I would be out robbing old ladies instead. It is much easier then chatting with shitheads like you all day. He has good service and always helps me when I need. You are obviously to retarded to understand this.

                As far as the code. I do say thank you. I am ungrateful because of your big mouth. It is the fact that what you said was so retarded it aggravated me. It is like saying if I have a dating program in my sig. I can't meet girls in real life. I am sure Bill Gates never asked for coding help from someone because it made him look like an asshole and people would not believe in his abilities. That would have gotten him really far. Better ask for help then fail is what I think.

                Do you see how what you said is retarded now? Or will you keep arguing?

                In my sig I push DESIGN and a THEME. Not paid Wordpress programming.

                If you only knew what I did in the REAL WORLD and in REAL BUSINESS you would understand.

                Reading is Fundamental

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                • harvey
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 9266

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Supz
                  It is your lack of knowledge in the English language that has you mistaken. I am not asking for a paid service from someone besides who I am advertising for. I am not Lebron James with a contract from Gatorade drinking Powerade on national TV. I do it as a favor for JD because his service is good. He does not pay me for the sig. You must think everyone is so desperate for 20 bucks a month for a sig. I am not in need of money where I need to sell my sig. If I did. I would be out robbing old ladies instead. It is much easier then chatting with shitheads like you all day. He has good service and always helps me when I need. You are obviously to retarded to understand this.

                  As far as the code. I do say thank you. I am ungrateful because of your big mouth. It is the fact that what you said was so retarded it aggravated me. It is like saying if I have a dating program in my sig. I can't meet girls in real life. I am sure Bill Gates never asked for coding help from someone because it made him look like an asshole and people would not believe in his abilities. That would have gotten him really far. Better ask for help then fail is what I think.

                  Do you see how what you said is retarded now? Or will you keep arguing?

                  In my sig I push DESIGN and a THEME. Not paid Wordpress programming.

                  If you only knew what I did in the REAL WORLD and in REAL BUSINESS you would understand.

                  Reading is Fundamental
                  OK you win

                  me=dumb
                  you=cool

                  cheers
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                  • Supz
                    Arthur Flegenheimer
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 11057

                    #24
                    Originally posted by harvey
                    OK you win

                    me=dumb
                    you=cool

                    cheers
                    Thanks, thats what I was going for.

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                    • BSleazy
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 6721

                      #25
                      what a thread.
                      icq 156131086

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                      • Supz
                        Arthur Flegenheimer
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 11057

                        #26
                        Originally posted by BCyber
                        what a thread.
                        lol. It turned out great didn't it. Its not easy to get good help in here. I forgot.
                        Last edited by Supz; 08-21-2010, 05:01 PM.

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                        • Jason Voorhees
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 843

                          #27
                          Supz, word of advice, shut your fucking yap, he tried to help you because JD wasn't around and you go about and attack him? Calm the fuck down dude, you're hurting JD's business by being a loud mouth cocky fucker. Once again, shut the fuck up.

                          Edit: how's that for English, good enough for you, ya cock sucking cum guzzler?

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                          • Jason Voorhees
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jul 2010
                            • 843

                            #28
                            Oh yeah, also attack me all you want, you cocky shit stain, because you can't do shit to me. Bring it on fuckface! Come on, let's see your mouth run some more!

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                            • Supz
                              Arthur Flegenheimer
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 11057

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Jason Voorhees
                              Supz, word of advice, shut your fucking yap, he tried to help you because JD wasn't around and you go about and attack him? Calm the fuck down dude, you're hurting JD's business by being a loud mouth cocky fucker. Once again, shut the fuck up.

                              Edit: how's that for English, good enough for you, ya cock sucking cum guzzler?
                              Ok fake nick. Sounds good. So I am hurting JDs business by defending myself, but harvey is helping his business by being a douchebag. You are right.

                              He posted a code in here assuming everyone knows PHP and I would automatically know what to do with it. Then made a smart remark about how I have something in my sig and I should ask them instead of coming here for help. I will actually take his advice because of morons like him that respond.

                              As far as attacking you, I could care less. I just want a straight answer of a plugin or widget I can find that would do this for me.

                              Ofcourse I can't do shit to you. This is the internet genius.

                              Edit: Your insults hurt my feelings.
                              Last edited by Supz; 08-21-2010, 05:56 PM.

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                              • icymelon
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 3220

                                #30
                                Originally posted by V_RocKs
                                Use Windows Live Writer... it auto inserts links as you type the matching words... You can also admin 100's of blogs from one central location.
                                whats the url for windows live writer?
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