Why do you keep coming back to this over him saying that not all piracy is a lost sale?

Yes do visit it to see what his marketing skills are.

It must impress people having him and his drunk mate talk crap on video. That alone proves his marketing skills.

His signature proves his skills about making banners. Anyone remember his tirade about making banners to attract people?

Do you have any real marketing skills, experience, qualifications?

Because it illustrates his attitude towards piracy.

He's made a lot more posts than that as well about piracy.

You can't sell to someone that can't legitimately buy - is that a lost sale?

ooops, OMGosh... :1orglaugh


an "e" not an "i"... yep, Handsup "faer" cop! :pimp

So all piracy is people who can't buy?

If the answer is no, then piracy does represent a lost sale.

Are you saying all the people downloading pirated music are people who can't buy?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_p_XcBOaDi_...in-mouth2.jpeg

Yes i'm saying all piracy is people who can't buy. And you moan at Damien for twisting what you've said?

Where did I say it was everybody?

I've downloaded music I couldn't buy. Not because I havn't got money but because nobody at all was selling it.

That's straight from the pirates handbook. And the Damian school of logic.

So all the people who download pirated content are just like you. I think most will disagree with you. You must be trying to wind people up.

I'm not. I told you that whilst you were ranting, swearing and threatening me on ICQ. You can stop worrying. I'm not gonna tell. On the other hand, you broke a GFY rule by claiming I was breaking the law and failing to provide proof. This is an instant ban offence.

No I don't. You accused me of breaking the law. I just told you that I wasn't gonna tell anyone what I know about you. Very different things.

But you still haven't. Why? Is it because you swear a lot and come across as very scared. Sort of like you've got something to hide?

I suspect you suck off tramps. And here is a picture proving it. It is you, with a tramp's cock near your mouth.

http://img.skitch.com/20100726-eycmp...kthi5imfwb.jpg

I love your fucking proof. I agreed with the largest videogames company in the world saying that piracy isn't a lost sale. And you think this is proof I break the law?

I'd advise you post some actual proof in the next hour.

Rule 9 states that if you don't you will be banned.

Game on, old man.

Thanks for the testimonial.

Thanks, pornbeer.com certainly is proving popular and we've had great feedback. It is a unique review idea and is going down well with sponsors and surfers.

Thanks. Certainly choosing a plain text approach with a very strong call to action has worked this month. It has had more clicks than last months. I love how you can actually measure the success of your banners so easily nowadays. The point is to do something different, something that stands out. Hence my "fuck you, pay me" reference.

Wait till you see September's. It's a corker!

Paul, most people make banners to attract people. I was ranting about how shit most banners are. No wonder the CTRs are so low, they are so dull. Don't you agree?

Well thanks for asking Paul, and yes I do. My first marketing job was back in 1999 when I was the Marketing Manager for a dot com called bepaid.com. Then the bubble burst and the company went bust, along with everyone else.

I then worked for an IT consultancy called Camwood. It was enterprise level IT solutions. I got bored of that after a couple of years and went to work for Penton exhibitions - specifically on Internet World. That was fun. Then one day I saw an ad in Marketing Week for Online Marketing Manager for Playboy UK. I interviewed and got the job and that was my start in porn 5 years ago. Since then I've worked for Epoch and then set up my own business offering marketing consultancy to a large variety of customers. Currently, Playboy UK, www.3wayscash.com and two other smaller sites. I've turned away two clients this month, but will have space in October if you are interested.

Thanks for the inquiry.

All my love, as ever

Damian

So game on. More threats from stalker cat. Like your empty threat to expose me. LOL

You are a proven liar. You tried to defame me by saying you have something on me. You have fuck all on me and if you did you would of told me on ICQ. You're too arrogant to let it pass.

Where did you learn marketing? Your website proves how little you know about marketing. A video of you and your drunken pal spouting bollocks. Then an article about shows that's been discussed for years. Where did you dream that one up from?

Your marketing skills are plain to see. What you spout and what you show are 2 different things. Your long list of employers reveals a lot about you as well.

Give me a break.

Mr. Stunt, NOTHING is better (to me) then watching a bunch of Brits bash each other. Lived in London for eight months back in the '90's so I (mistakenly, I'm sure) feel like I have a tiny toe-hold on your culture. Therefore, I, as an American fan/observer, would appreciate it if you and your British "friends" could pepper your arguments a bit more with the following barbs:

Prat
Tosser
Pillock
Barmpot
Berk
Divvy
Wally
and my personal favorite:
Git

Thank you. :thumbsup

Carry on.

So you jumped straight into a marketing job as a manager. No training, no experience and no back ground. That must of been a top notch firm. NOT

And in the last 10 years you had 4 employed positions and started your own company.

You've been posting on here since 2006, on B&B since 2005. So when did you go self employed?

That on a CV smacks of not being very good at the job.

Your site is more recent though, been up since 2009. Checked it on Whois.

Like this ...

http://www.buddyhead.com/wp-content/...-gallagher.jpg

That isn't defamation Paul. That is just me promising you I am not going to tell anyone what I know about you. You said I was involved in piracy. That is defamation. And punishable by an instant ban according to Rule 9.

Yes, you keep saying that. If I have nothing on you, I am not sure what you are worried about?

Why is that Paul? Is it the client list? Is it the free marketing tips? Is it the comments from people appreciating the free porn marketing tips?

Please post one link to any one on any adult board suggesting unconference as a solution.

Just one.

Oh hang on, you can't! That'd be you lying. Again. Sigh. At least pick something less obvious to lie about.

Thanks. I guess that is why I get such good clients. That keep using me. Again and again.

It's not a long list at all Paul. I went self employed years ago.

Are you trying to make some kind of point?

It was listed on the stock exchange, had offices in the World Trade Centre and in Soho, had millions of registered users and yes, was pretty good. Thanks.

What's your point?

What's your point?


What's your point?

Gosh. I wonder why people keep paying me to do it then?

You went to whois to find out when I launched it? You could have just looked at the first entry Paul, it's a bloody blog mate! It says it started in October 2009 right there on the home page. Your awesome detective skills are sadly wasted!

You found that proof to back up your accusations of me being involved in illegal activity Pauliepoos?

The Damian School of Logic makes more sense than the ArsewithClass School of Writing An Understandable Post. Shame you went to the wrong one.

12:18:59 Paul Markham: You have nothing on me, you're full of shit.
12:19:50 Paul Markham: I want to know what you are threatening me with.
12:20:16 Paul Markham: You have nothing on me because nothing exists.
12:21:20 Paul Markham: Give me a clue about who told you then.
12:22:20 Paul Markham: You're the one who should be scared
12:23:17 Paul Markham: you have nothing and never did,
12:254 Paul Markham: Maybe Playboy would like to know about you.
12:267 Paul Markham: You have nothing.
12:26:51 Paul Markham: You have nothing because there's nothing to have.
12:45:16 Paul Markham: fuck you.
12:46:33 Paul Markham: You have fuck all on me because there's fuck all to have.
12:51:11 Paul Markham: Got nothing on me, you're a liar.

HAMLET: Madam, how like you this play?
QUEEN: The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
QUEEN: The lady protests too much, I think.

Half an hour without replying to him?

You have missed your vocation. There's loads of hosting companies that would give you a job in customer support.

Oh no, I edited out me laughing at him. This was just the salient highlights.

Bump for that cunt at http://www.adultmarketing.co.uk/ :upsidedow

Thanks man. How you doing? Not spoken since your last late night session with PAR!

:D

The only problem with Damian, is that he has nothing in the adult business apart from giving thoughts on how to run a business & market it.....

Half of the things I have read are wrong though????


I read on his website that "THERE IS NO USE IN CAPITALS WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO SIGN UP OR CLICK HERE". Yet I notice large companies such as Bangbus still use capitals to sell... CLICK HERE TO SIGN UP etc etc...


Truthfully, when you have no content to knock or websites to negotiate niche, its easy to piss on someone elses fire.

I cannot understand why Damian feels good using pictures of Paul Markham in such away that is disrespectful when he has nothing compared to him?

His mother needs to smack his arse :1orglaugh

Doing well! Might be doing that with him again tonight, lol. :winkwink:

what a bunch of retards.

Gary, thanks for trying to do some marketing for me, but actually I don't advise people on how to run a company. I merely offer marketing consultancy. Thanks though.

You are more than welcome to disagree with my thoughts on marketing. Everyone has their own point of view.

Thanks for mentioning my site, where I give away free marketing tips. But if you use " " those marks Gary, it means you are quoting what I said. And I wouldn't ever say something like you quoted, because it makes no sense, love. This is the post you are referencing:

"STOP SHOUTING

I don?t know why, but so often essential calls to action or salient sales points on tours and in galls are

WRITTEN FOR NO REASON ALL IN BLOCK CAPS LIKE SHOUTING.

Why?

Who started it and who thought it was good?

Stop it. All reading comprehension research shows people read the shapes of words. (Great article here on this). And to read shapes you need to see the word in lower case.

SO WHEN YOUR SNAPPY SALES MESSAGES ARE ALL IN CAPS PEOPLE DO NOT READ THEM

So, stop it.

Thanks!"

I never say the nonsensical message you claim I said. Just to be clear. I love that you read my blog, but please just quote directly from it in the future.

Yes Gary, lots and lots of website and companies, some as big as Bangbus, do still use caps incorrectly.

I read this 5 times and I still have no idea what you mean. If you use English more people will understand you, mate.

I'm not pissing on fires. I am offering free marketing advice. I took all the mistakes on your site, explained why they were wrong, fixed the mistakes and rewrote it for you. That wasn't pissing on your work. It was trying to help you. You left school at 15, I have a degree in English. I was just trying to make your already awesome site just that little bit better.

Let me explain it, Gary. I would hate you not to understan. Basically, Paul posted a lie saying I was involved in an illegal activity (and has failed to provide any proof of his horrible lie). So I made a picture of another lie, namely that Paul Markham sucks off tramps. It was jocular.

My mother is dead, please don't be so insensitive, friend.

Call me a cunt or gtfo. Stop derailing threads.

When you tried to sell your sites recently, your stats showed you made no more than 5 sales a month ever

If I was you I would spend less time trying to make the last few people on GFY who don't already know what a retard you are (if there is any) realise this fact.

:2 cents:

tards 8 char

This thread is also counter-productive.

Bangbus have got it so wrong??? Fuck off... Everything you have wrote in your marketing tips is pretty wrong, but for you to say give advice & yet discredit websites in such a childish mannor, well, tis not really adult like is it.
You have pissed on many threads with photo content that has all been ok quality & decent hardcore content! I wouldnt listen to shit you say on your naff marketing site.

I didnt leave school at 15, stop your bullshit & nexttime you want to evalute my site, do it properly & stop pretending cockroach.

Sorry about your mother. Im not an arsehole & certainly you shall never hear another comment about your mum etc...

Sell my sites??? Sell 1 of my sites divvy. Get your facts right :1orglaugh

The content on it is worth a few more thousand than yours considering its pretty decent exclusive content of a few different girls :winkwink:


@ LaSexorcist... true, sig needed...

Damian gives great adult marketing tips for this sites affiliate program, so click here!

I'm not really following this. Is there a point?

Not really any point at all... Your about right.. But is there ever with any threads when you get vindictive bullshit apart from the fact that some people think some people are knobs & others think others are :winkwink:

It is perfectly adult-like Gary. It is my opinion, along with anyone who has ever done any reading comprehension research that caps are harder to read. This has been proven time and time again through lots of research. Therefore any site that uses caps in a block is missing a trick.

Here is the wiki page on it, so you can see it is not just MY opinion, but anyone that knows anything about typography and comprehension:

Miles Tinker, in his landmark work, Legibility of Print, performed scientific studies on the readability of all-capital print. His findings were as follows:
All-capital print greatly retards speed of reading in comparison with lower-case type. Also, most readers judge all capitals to be less legible. Faster reading of the lower-case print is due to the characteristic word forms furnished by this type. This permits reading by word units, while all capitals tend to be read letter by letter. Furthermore, since all-capital printing takes at least one-third more space than lower case, more fixation pauses are required for reading the same amount of material. The use of all capitals should be dispensed with in every printing situation.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_caps#Readability

All Caps and Type Settings. The perceived legibility of a series of headlines was reduced by over 20% when the setting was changed from caps and lower case to caps only.

Read more at Suite101: Ad Layouts ? How to Make them Work Harder: Tested Techniques for Graphics Layouts from Drayton Bird http://advertising.suite101.com/arti...xzz0xF5ev Ixp

More here http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...=&oq=&gs_rfai=

You, and they, are more then entitled to disagree with all the research though. That's what life is all about, isn't it Gary. Different opinions.

And you are more than entitled to not read my site. A shame you are being so rude about it, but I will defend to the death your right to be rude. It is a free country. Your opinion is as valid as anyone else's.

Sorry, 16. My bad.

I did do a proper evaluation. It is here

http://www.adultmarketing.co.uk/2010...gspotcash-net/

That isn't pretending. Sorry you got confused.

Thanks man. I knew we could settle our differences and become pals.

You made a typo, I fixed it. Thanks for the support. Appreciated.

As I said, there is no fee for the work I did correcting your site. Use it with my blessing. Just a sign of the love I am feeling here now.

CunningStunt thinks I am a cunt.

Gary and Paul joined in calling me a cunt.

That's about it.

:)

Visit www.adultmarketing.co.uk for free tips on adult marketing.

Its not your first misunderstanding & it wont be your last, It doesnt surprise me, I know its the sort of person you are. Always assuming, always sarcastic & negative. Childish & kind of spoilt.

Staying on at college with nothing better to do, doesnt make you better than anyone. Education isnt just Literature. Your a small minded guy thats weak & intolerable. It has give you reason not to make typos, yet you still do! Live in the real world. Its a forum, I wouldnt expect much more from you but... no need for the childish remarks about correcting my typos in forum posts.

I left school when I could, by choice, having a good business to build & run.
Yourself, well, you didnt have a clue & still dont. You dont need exam results to work as a consultant from home. You need intelligence of people skills! Were both working in the adult business, you do marketing & I in production. How can you run an adult marketing business & act like a child pretending to evaluate websites, deface them, for a joke!?!? & still think you have more intelligence :1orglaugh

Sorry, your bullshit doesnt cut it, you are an unintelligent cockroach. You take the piss out of people & give bullshit criticism about sites & businesses, damaging their hardwork of content & websites that you know nothing about.

You cannot say what works & what doesnt until you appreciate the net or a business from a surfer or buyers POV. No one should listen to an imbecile & I look forward to the day you leave the business so the rest of us can enjoy the daily fun of working in the adult business. You have negative or sarcastic comments with quite a few members.... Grow up!

We have only used our designs, we would never use an incompetent fool like yourself or listen to any ideas you have :1orglaugh

I've never been choosy with friends but I certainly wouldnt befriend someone that is negative, sarcastic, weak & hurtful. Lies & assumes, cheats & thinks they are right when its plain simple that they are not. We shall never be pals! I hadnt mentioned you in this thread, I was defending my own name. You posted about us, you nasty cockroach.


I dont think your a cunt, there useful. A cockroach.

no chance of any harmony in here then?

british class war is alive and well.

he's one of the few people on here that talks any sense...

I understand what you are saying but i think you are missing the point of uppercase links, they arn't meant to be easily read but to be noticable. I'm pretty sure that most people skim through text on a webpage and if they come across some UPPERCASE text then they'll have to slow down across that part and actually take in whats being said there.

Gary, all I did was suggest you left school at 15 not 16. It's really not that big of a deal. Point is, you decided to not go down the education route, and decide to work in a pet shop. It's obviously worked out really well for you and I am chuffed.

I can't remember anyone claiming that it did, but obviously you left school and don't get the difference between there, they're and their. I'm just trying to help you out.

*isn't
*You're
*that's

I was correcting the hundreds of mistakes on your corporate home page Gary. Not forum posts. Not sure why you got the two confused?

Is this the pet shop you worked in? I bet it was awesome. Why did you stop?

Not sure that makes any sense Gary, mate. I run an adult marketing consultancy and people pay me to tell them how to make more money. That's all.

If you would take to time to explain my mistakes in my correction of your mistakes on your site, I would appreciate it. You see, I went through your site and changed the really schoolboy errors for correct English. If you think I am wrong, I would love to learn from you, my pal Gary.

I think you can if you research it lots? For example, EVERY SINGLE PERSON knows that block caps are harder to read than regular writing. If you can find me just one piece of research that says I am wrong I will give 100 quid to the charity of your choice.

You can always put me on ignore, or choose not to read my posts if they annoy you this much Gary? I was just trying to help people. Now you are being so negative and nasty it makes me feel like giving up. Why are you so nasty?

I am not a designer. I merely corrected the mistakes you made on your site. I am sure the design you did is brilliant. Why pay a designer when you can do it yourself, right?

Shame. I want nothing more than to be friends with yourself. I try and help and you are just rude and nasty.

I don't understand it Gary.

You may be right, but every single piece of research on comprehension and typography disagrees with you. I'd love to see any research you have that shows your assumption is right...

Does anybody know what happened to the remote?

the reseach you used was to show how to make a page of text flow well and to be easily readable but isn't the who point of "call to action" uppercase text to draw the eye and be the focus of attention? I wouldn't have said that they were the same thing.

The petshop did work out well & the fact that you keep bringing up that I left school at 16 is your problem not mine, you are the one that keeps making a note of it!?!?!

You do think its a big deal that you stayed at college or you wouldnt mention the fact that I left school at the usual age?!?!?!

More lessons in grammer, your a cock!

No mistakes in our affiliate page.... I have not changed it.

I sold my shop as it was in Bedford, Im in Bournemouth..... I moved!

I never ignore anyone, its rude, something you were not tought... Dont forget, its you thats the nasty one that started the crap.

No, your not a designer, so how can you mention whats good & whats bad. We have our own designer, I dont design, im a producer, thats why our films are stellar quality & the content is good porn.

Understand this right, you assume to much & this can create too much trouble for myself & everyone around you... we shall never be friends. I like 99.99999% of everyone...

We are right...

Uppercase is easier on the eye when reading "CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE ACTION"... Your right to say what you did rogue, Damian is a cockroach trying to make it with some college boy exam results & no satisfaction in the real world :(

I got it!

What's hairy on the outside, wet on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in the middle?

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a COCONUT!
http://www.sharontylerherbst.com/coconut_smiling.jpg :upsidedow

Oh, and Damian, you're a cunt. I don't know you or anything, but I think that's what I'm supposed to say since I'm posting in this thread. :winkwink:

Im glad someone got this thread back on track... :1orglaugh


A coconut!



Less useful than a cunt :winkwink:

Im not taking sides, i have no beef with Damien.

I didnt think you had!? I havnt got a problem with Damian neither. If I had, I would have posted shit about him in my first post on this thread.

Its just that since Damian began posting on this thread. It is him that has started the beef, im now just making it a stew.

Rogue, even you have had enough of his sarcasm though! Ive read your posts, remarks & feedback. I dont think he is a cunt, but he is a gormless rodent with his bad behaviour.

Yes, if you don't want someone to read your sales text, put it in caps.