I'm no expert, but maybe the fights start when you issue the challenge of "I can beat yo ass, beyotch" and "Ever been beat by a motherfucker with a white graphite stick?" (which can also be used in some fetish movies btw)

I think if you "retool" the words you use when issuing these challenges, you MIGHT be able to stay away from fights.

If not, next time setup a video camera. We'll have "Cuefights"


Oh, and euh 50 !!!!

Bring on the knife... McAttack is gonna get cut! :glugglug

why? does someone want to fight?

do you really think I talk like that in person?... hahaha

i was bullshitting with Quiet on a BBS has nothing to do with my pool table etiquette.

Please have another beer...

most of you would be scared to talk to me in public anyway.

hahahah

and as for what I drink, my new fav thing is

Grey Goose Vodka.

Damn is that fine stuff, and as for beer, always Kilkenny or Alexander Keiths

http://www.executive-champagne.com/i...oose_vodka.GIF

how smooth is grey goose? i've thought about buying it, but fuck its like 50 for 1.75L.

Buddy, I was kidding, but hey if I score a free beer this way, WOOHOO! I'll TAKE IT!

Btw, I'd kick both your asses, blindfolded, one hand tied behind my back, and performing open heart surgery... on a squirrel

Scared to talk to you man?

Hmmm, cuz you dresses in all black? I dunno man...

your pics show you as a pretty thin, prolly a little tall white boy... but nothing scary...

Now, I admit we aint never seen your face, but you really dont seem like an intimidating guy. Prolly pretty approachable... I mean, you got a girl even.. so you cant be soo scary :)

It's the damn smoothest my friend. I don't recommend mixing it cause it's a waste at that point. Just a nice little collins glass with a bit of ice, and some Grey Goose. MMmmmmmMMMMmmmm! so damn good! It is pricey though.

Then again, my favorite one to mix with is Muskovskaya, I love that damn vodka, very different than Goose though. Goose won the award for the best vodka or something like that.

If you want smooth, there is only one vodka.... VOX

keep thinking that.

:glugglug

Done.

corona por favor <I aint got none left> :glugglug

Wanna meet up somewhere? I gotta tell you tho - I can't play pool and live in Canada :)

Alternating between

http://www.techpress.ie/whiskey/bbush.gif

and

http://www.ratebeer.com/BeerImages/becksdark.jpg

Don't think I'll bother with the Beck's Dark again though... very gassy and not much taste. Obviously aimed at the US market :winkwink:

i'd love to try grey goose as well
i stick to wodka wyborova... some serious polish shit

Lostmind, Im not saying I am tough or anything.

Ive been in more fights about my shirts than I can remember and i havent backed down from a motherfucker yet. Call me thin if you will, but dont know me because I am in shape, just because I am thin and healthy doesnt mean i am not quick or strategic. I am fast, in shape and both accurate and perceptive.

I have long black hair, past my shoulder, wear black all the time and when I go to the bank I or anywhere else I get looks, you going to tell me youd walk up and be like 'let me buy yo9u a drink' to a guy like me? The motherfucker in the dark dressed in black ordering drinks?

I get enough stares from motherfuckers to know.

I cant walk into a bank without getting looked at the qwrong way, you gonna tell me you would hesistate to talk to me?

Bullshit.

Girls are the quickest to talk to guys like me. Guys are too speculative and curious, my shirts alone have caused fights, let alone the way I talk to assholes on the street.

Dont confuse online personalities with physical reality.

:glugglug

You don't scare me - the pics I've seen of the people you hang around with remind me of Tuesday nights at the Bierkeller in Bristol, England. I'll never forget my first mosh :(

Need another beer :thumbsup

hehehe, I would.

But I've been known to do stupid shit like that from time to time :winkwink:

Wasnt trying to scare you.

Fact is few of you would talk to a guy with long black hair in a long sleeve shirt with satanic symbols all over uit.

fact.

dont deny it now.

bunch of frat boys against the rocker, been this way for years.

:1orglaugh

Dude. I understand, these fat frat boys dont.

I walk in a bank wearing a Cradle of Filth 'jesus is a C*U*N*T' shirt, all these heads turn.

on the board they act like this wouldnt affect them.

Ive gotten into fights over shirts, i dont fear these fucking frat boy preps.

hahaha

I was at a wedding a couple of years ago. After the reception me and a buddy were at Crystals getting some 2am drunk food. There was this house behind the place and there were a dozen guys that looked just like what Fletch describes himself as. I told my buddy lets go see whats up... Well to make a long story short my buddy left me in the parking lot and I walked up in my Tux and we partied till the cops showed up and broke up the party...

Wild times :glugglug

:1orglaugh

Add in "The Crow" makeup and you sound like a friend of mine. Hell, add in a beard and you sound like me a few years ago :1orglaugh

in the cam pics I post, I hide my tattoos, but I have a tattoo on my forearm that gets me into questionable situations

hahaha

people always ready to beat me up for satanic symbols on my body.

shows how scared you fuckers really are.

:glugglug

haha, Fletch - don't get me wrong either :)

I wasn't knocking you at all. I know a guy that you remind me of... I sorta grew up with him... he is 10 years older then me.

Tall guy, 6'2". Thin, 145-150lbs. Tough muthafucka. I saw him fall off a second story balcony in a fight, get up and go break the fat guys arm...

That guy listened to heavy metal, dressed ONLY in black, black jeans, black boots... drank like a fish. Long brown hair...

He had an odd personality. Kept to himself mostly. Smart, but just a little different then most - most people thought he was an asshole but he really wasnt.. he just didnt like to put up with other peoples bs.

Good guy though. If you are his friend, he'd do anything for you.

I had a few brews so this is getting long... anyways I am just trying to say that I don't usually get put off by someone because of how they look.

Now, as to whether I would buy you a drink in a bar? That fuckin depends :) I usually don't buy many people drinks unless they my friends... now if I was stuck at a bar somewhere with no friends around, and you were at the bar beside me looking bored, I'd prolly stirke up a convo to pass the time.

My "liquor cabinet":

http://www.514bombed.com/booze1.jpg http://www.514bombed.com/booze2.jpg
http://www.514bombed.com/booze3.jpg http://www.514bombed.com/booze4.jpg

The worst part is that I rarely drink.

Hmmm, you americans are strange. Fights over a tat? WTF.

Fights over a Tshirt?

Damn, you live in bible thumper country?

Come to Canada, have less hassles :)

Good friend of mine runs this site:

nachtmahr.net

Crazy german guy. just like you describe black black black and satanic symbols all over. Big deal. Great guy, tons of fun. That mofo speaks german, english and japanese. Came in really handy when we were in sapporo together..

PS - whats a frat boy?

tis cool homie.

my basic philosophy is this.

Fletch walks into a grocery store with a shirt that says in bold letter acropss the back in letter stretching across the entire back, as bold as possible.

JESUS
HATES
YOU

And these guys act like theyd just walk up and talk to me in public?

hahahaha

i wear shirts to get a reaction out of people, and I do.

Tis cool bro, i just laugh at how these guys think my weight or body is a way to judge my lethality.

Ive gotten into a bar brawl in texas over a shirt.

got into a fight in hollywood over a pool game.

got into plenty of fights in alabama and mississippiduring pool games and drunkien bar shit.

I aint afraid of no motherfucker on some board, thats for sure.

Ive been at concerts rougher than these frat boys. hahaha

Aint trying to act tough, just statin facts and being honest.

hahaha

avoid eye contact.

act like you're in a hurry, and look pissed off.

works great :1orglaugh

hehe

As long as we're talking blasphemy.. I wanna get a shirt that mimics those xtian XIOYE metal fish things they stick on their cars.. but with a fish that says PORNO humping the Jesus fish in the ass.

I'm surprised no one has done that yet.

Ah, I spoke to soon...

http://www.EvolveFISH.com/fish/media/E-Procreate.gif

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/emblems.html

Wonder if they do custom jobs?

This is how I live in downtown everyday.

Fuckin bums always harassing me for change!

I got into a pretty funny fight the other night and my dog jumped in on the action, as well as about 8 cops, three squad cars....

psst.. I been drinking tonite too... some reason I really mixed up the booze tonite..

corona - last two.
kokanee - two
little bottle of tequila I brought back from mexico - 50ml
glass of white wine - cuz I got nothing else...

Glad I am self employed...

:glugglug

Try being a chick, and going to the mexican market.

I try to look as ugly as possible, and still they hiss and make comments as if they never ever get any pussy. I even had a guy follow me to my car one day, I should have ran his ass down.

This is only when I am alone, they don't do it when I'm with my boyfriend. :1orglaugh

Hence, I scare mexicans.

:glugglug

White boys are easier to scare than some illegal.:glugglug

I'm drinking Dewar's on the rocks, as usual. I bought THIS bottle on a trip to Scotland a few years ago:

http://www.projectblue.com/superbowl/bottle02.jpg

you boys drink like girls.

<img src=http://www.overmindesign.com/images/wildturkey.jpg border="1">

sip sip.

ill have a butter knife in my hand, youll have your pride.

whos gonna win?

:glugglug

Mexico was a pain in the ass....

We had some guy follow us for two blocks telling me how much he likes asian girls (my girl is chinese) and he just wouldnt shut up.

I think he wanted me to lend my girl to him.

I don't look tough... so it took the little fuck a while to get the point. If I was in Canada though, I prolly would have told the idiot to gfy, but that could lead to a confrontation... going to Jail in mexico... not a fun thought...

I don't scare mexicans... they just want my money. :)

Hola senor, you wantin some yewelery? I hava good silver for you senor.. spend some money huh?

I wear shirts with shit on it too.... :thumbsup

http://www.ezprovider.net/pics/dumbshirt.jpg

hehehe. Definitely no fights over this shit

Is the knife to scrape the aftertaste off your tongue? :winkwink:

Nothing quite like Irish whiskey :thumbsup

http://www.techpress.ie/whiskey/bbush.gif

thats a stupid shirt.

id pick on anyone that wore that shirt.

its like a white boy tried to create some ghetto-fied krylon style tag art.

silly.

:glugglug

same almost anywhere in S. America...

"Hey my fren, hey my fren.. "

hehe.

Sweet!

That would be the first fight I ever got into over a tshirt :)

My girl bought me this shirt... about two years ago. It's sadly getting a LOT of wear time lately cuz I haven't gone clothes shopping in about a year. I think I am down to about 6 tshirts left... Guess I should fix that...

Today I went to the office in this shirt, jeans, black hat and some boots...then went to the bank, made a deposit, saw my personal banker and got a preapproved mortgage, put some money into RRSP's and then came home... I havent shaved in about 4 days... and I look like a complete bum.

I love being the boss... I don't have to worry about looking "right" to please any motherfucker :thumbsup

lol, didn't take a good enough look at the pic. Anyway, Crown Royal Special Reserve is the shit.


:glugglug

my knife fetish cannot be surpassed by humanity.

i await, the time i can carve my vengeance into.

some hope to shoot someone breaking into their house. Id wait quietly with the hopes to get a slit.

sick, maybe. Fucked up, definitely. Afraid, certainly not.

Ive been target trained, with guns and physical defense.

Again not bragging at all, but dont think some chubby bitch on a message board could even slightly taint my perception.

ive become bored with flesh and bone.



:glugglug

does 10 pounds too heavy constitute chubby? Cuz if it does, I am chubby :|

I gotta stop workin on the pc all day long and then sitting on it all night long...

and with that, I am about to go read a book (another form of great exercise)

Methinks you've had enough :glugglug

Time for :stoned

:winkwink:

never enough.

I smoke the best herbs, drink the colest brew.

mmmm.


here goes.

*bowl*

:glugglug

Hey, can I buy you a drink? :glugglug

when I was in university and still drank like a fish I found that whenever I got drunk off almost any rye cept crown I got a hangover. Whenever I got drunk on crown I woke up fine the next morning, no matter how much of it I drank.

I'm no conasour, I have trouble tasting good rye from cheap shit, but I sure could tell you the next day what I was drinking and it was ALWAYS worth a few extra bucks for the (no hangover) crown.