So The Other Night At The Bar

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 08-17-2010, 11:56 AM

Originally posted by RazorSharpe

Something tells me those aren't belly buttons like I originally thought ....

Thank goodness they're innies and not prolapsed outies...

That might add a whole new meaning to 'roid rage...

ADG

**Scott McD** · 08-17-2010, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

HMMMMMM so you didnt fuck her? what kind of pussy are you?

Trust me you wouldn't have wanted to fuck her!

**MetaMan** · 08-17-2010, 12:27 PM

Originally posted by Scott McD

Trust me you wouldn't have wanted to fuck her!

The line is trust me i wouldnt have even fucked her with YOUR dick. asshole.

**BFT3K** · 08-17-2010, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by Scott McD

I decided to teach some dumb bitch a lesson when we were out on Saturday night.

She had left her handbag sitting on the bar, wide open, while she was chatting (loudly) and gigging with her friends.

I was waiting to get served and noticed everything in her bag (inc iphone), plus her keys and all that shit etc. I was a bit drunk, so I decided to play a trick on her. I quickly took her phone and her keys from her bag.

Earlier that night I got stoned, and I purchased a funny finger puppet from a novelty shop....

I took the puppet into the bathroom, and I took pictures of the puppet in all sorts of weird positions around the urinals and on the toilets.

Then I went out into the parking lot, and I shot pictures of the puppet IN HER CAR!

Then I snuck back to where I was sitting, and I slipped the phone, keys, AND THE PUPPET back into her bag.

I would have loved to see how she reacted the next day!

Now THAT'S a great story!

**D Ghost** · 08-17-2010, 01:49 PM

Originally posted by BFT3K

I thought this story was going to be much better. Next time you tell it, say that you took the iphone to the bathroom and took pictures of all the stalls or something, before secretly placing it back into her handbag.

Or maybe you took her keys, entered her car, took pictures of the inside of her car, and then returned both items - that would be very interesting for her to find the next day.

Reference staged photos of a puppet in her car or on the toilet, and then the story would be really great!

**pimpware** · 08-17-2010, 02:32 PM

where's the part when she give you a free blowjob ?

**jalami** · 08-17-2010, 03:10 PM

Originally posted by Scott McD

I tapped her on the shoulder and asked if i could use her phone as i wanted to call for a taxi, and so she went into her bag. No Phone.

I'm surprised she actually went into your bag instead of saying "what, you don't have a phone of your own?" or something of the sort.

**John-ACWM** · 08-18-2010, 05:45 AM

Yes, I guess she didn't care too much.

**Amputate Your Head** · 08-18-2010, 05:51 AM

Next time just pour grain alcohol into her purse and set it on fire, then casually walk away.

**lagcam** · 08-18-2010, 06:06 AM

OP is lucky nobody else saw him take the stuff before he returned it as the lesson being taught could have been a little more painful.

**Klen** · 08-18-2010, 06:15 AM

Originally posted by lagcam

OP is lucky nobody else saw him take the stuff before he returned it as the lesson being taught could have been a little more painful.

Bar is easiest place to steal anything due everyone are drunk or busy with something and not watching their stuff.I managed once to steal from bar one liter of wine,and like that was not enough,i stole liter of coca cola too.

**thickcash_amo** · 08-18-2010, 06:57 AM

Must have been an extremely boring night at the bar if you had to go around teaching someone a lesson!

So The Other Night At The Bar

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