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  • kane
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Aug 2001
    • 20684
    #1

    My girlfriend rocks.

    My girlfriend had never seen the movie Full Metal Jacket until we watched it together a few weeks ago. So last night I was going over to her place for dinner. She is part Thai so she has a lot of Asian features and a real exotic, hot look (I'm way out of my league with her). When I get to her house I walk in and she yells from the bedroom for me to have a seat, she will be right out. She starts up the music and comes strutting out in a tiny little skirt and tight top and re-enacts the scene where they are in Vietnam and hooker comes up and tells them, "Me so horny! Me love you long time!" She had the right song from the movie, looked the part and had the lines down pat.

    I was impressed, laughing and turned on all at the same time.

    Sorry no pics that I can share, she would kill me.

    Here is the video from the movie for reference.

    Last edited by kane; 08-14-2010, 04:22 PM.
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    • dyna mo
      just a fucking jerk
      • Dec 2008
      • 68184
      #2
      right on! you've come a long way since your rendevouz with that chick asking for money a while back.

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        • kane
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Aug 2001
          • 20684
          #3
          Originally posted by dyna mo
          right on! you've come a long way since your rendevouz with that chick asking for money a while back.
          That was such a strange and bizarre event. I guess one good thing came out of it. Whenever people start telling stories about odd wrong number phone calls they get it is pretty hard to beat mine.

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            • Dvae
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2005
              • 5326
              #4
              pics or it didn't happen!!
              .
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              Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.

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                • alias
                  aliasx
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 19010
                  #5
                  Sounds like a keeper dude.
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                    • PurrrsianPussyKat
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 2088
                      #6
                      But did she sucky sucky?
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                        • lazycash
                          Troll Patrol
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 15214
                          #7
                          Wait a second, you have a girlfriend with all those hot chicks living just 70 miles from you?
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                          Its crazy..."

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                            • AaronM
                              GFY Royality ;)
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 46923
                              #8
                              Originally posted by kane
                              My girlfriend had never seen the movie Full Metal Jacket until we watched it together a few weeks ago. So last night I was going over to her place for dinner. She is part Thai so she has a lot of Asian features and a real exotic, hot look (I'm way out of my league with her). When I get to her house I walk in and she yells from the bedroom for me to have a seat, she will be right out. She starts up the music and comes strutting out in a tiny little skirt and tight top and re-enacts the scene where they are in Vietnam and hooker comes up and tells them, "Me so horny! Me love you long time!" She had the right song from the movie, looked the part and had the lines down pat.

                              I was impressed, laughing and turned on all at the same time.

                              Sorry no pics that I can share, she would kill me.

                              Here is the video from the movie for reference.

                              Strange.

                              She did they same thing for me but settled on my initial $5.00 counter offer.

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                                • kane
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 20684
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by AaronM
                                  Strange.

                                  She did they same thing for me but settled on my initial $5.00 counter offer.
                                  LOL I was wondering where that extra money she had came from. . . She told me she was putting in some "overtime".

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                                    • kane
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Aug 2001
                                      • 20684
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by lazycash
                                      Wait a second, you have a girlfriend with all those hot chicks living just 70 miles from you?
                                      This was before I knew of this town full of hotties just 70 miles away. . . Once I make my pilgrimage there she will have to step up her game to keep me around

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                                        • lazycash
                                          Troll Patrol
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 15214
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by kane
                                          That was such a strange and bizarre event. I guess one good thing came out of it. Whenever people start telling stories about odd wrong number phone calls they get it is pretty hard to beat mine.
                                          Not sure I remember this, was this when you ended up going to lunch with a girl who accidentally called you and then she gave you a sob story and asked for money?
                                          "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                                          Its crazy..."

                                          VenusBlogger

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                                            • kane
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 20684
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by lazycash
                                              Not sure I remember this, was this when you ended up going to lunch with a girl who accidentally called you and then she gave you a sob story and asked for money?
                                              yeah she called me by accident in the middle of the night. She had taken $400 from the till at the bar she worked at and gambled it away on video poker. She gave me a sob story and told me she was going to just pack her things and leave for a new city and start over. I eventually suggested she just come clean with her boss and throw herself at his mercy. He forgave her, let her keep her job and let her pay him back over time. She called back to thank me and offered to take me out to lunch to say thanks. I made a thread here about it and got a lot of opinions. Everything from people saying she'd rob and kill me to people telling me to bang her.

                                              I ended up having lunch with her and it was no big deal. She was lonely woman who had a rough life and just wanted to say thanks. The entire thing was pretty surreal though.

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                                                • Seth Manson
                                                  Please dont fuck animals
                                                  • Jul 2010
                                                  • 3988
                                                  #13
                                                  So did her boyfriend steal your camera afterwards?

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                                                    • dougeetx
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                      • 6163
                                                      #14
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                                                        • kane
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                          • 20684
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Seth Manson
                                                          So did her boyfriend steal your camera afterwards?
                                                          LOL I actually asked her if a dude was going to come out of the bedroom and rob me. She had a good laugh at that.

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                                                            • Naechy
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Sep 2007
                                                              • 6497
                                                              #16
                                                              pics or it didn't happen
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                                                                • CaptainHowdy
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                  • 94733
                                                                  #17
                                                                  That was a downer...

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                                                                    • spazlabz
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                      • 6548
                                                                      #18
                                                                      that is just too hot man! She sounds like a great girl and really open minded

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                                                                        • Chosen
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                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                          • 63151
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Well I'm glad for you

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                                                                            • cosis
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                              • 5292
                                                                              #20
                                                                              thread is useless without home video

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                                                                                • Sharky
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                  • 4938
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Damn, someone stole your camera too?
                                                                                  Sharky

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                                                                                    • gmr324
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                                                      • 1199
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      your girlfriend is a definite keeper. I agree that sharing the pics would be a deal killer for ya. smart move

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                                                                                        • Rochard
                                                                                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                          • 75733
                                                                                          #23
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                                                                                            • CYF
                                                                                              Coupon Guru
                                                                                              • Mar 2009
                                                                                              • 10973
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              sounds like a keeper
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                                                                                                • datatank
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                                  • 5471
                                                                                                  #25

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