Originally Posted by Jake (Post 17408316)

Only when she's wearing 5" heels! :winkwink: She wears them to church every Sunday morning. :winkwink:

Originally Posted by snowpimp (Post 17408179)

crazy shit...talk about a wide range of membership choices for some desperate guy looking for sex...

i'm trying to imagine what this guy's morning is like

1. cup of coffee with a shot of that hidden bottle of whiskey
2. check adventist dating site...surprise...no response
3. go jerk off to allie's site
4. more whiskey
5. go promote our savior Jesus door to door and tell people coffee, alcohol and pornography are bad and they're going to hell if they don't let Jesus into their lives