Let's play race car in the garage daddy!

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  • Rochard
    Jägermeister Test Pilot
    • Dec 2001
    • 75733
    #1

    Let's play race car in the garage daddy!

    So there I am, minding my own business, when I hear a mean crash in the garage. Seems my wife decided to fucking play race car in the garage with her new truck, and wanted to see what it felt like to enter the garage at 20mph. Crash.

    The front of of the built in license plate holder is fucked up, and my custom cabinets no longer have doors.

    I'm pissed. Last spring she took out the garage door. I'm wondering what's next.

    Thankfully no one is hurt.

    /rant.
    Herschel Savage
    Brooklyn, NY
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    • datatank
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2004
      • 5471
      #2
      What is "play racecar" ?

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        • candyflip
          Carpe Visio
          • Jul 2002
          • 43069
          #3
          Originally posted by datatank
          What is "play racecar" ?
          I'm gonna guess a pit stop. Stop at the last possible second.

          Spend you some brain.
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            • epitome
              So Fucking Lame
              • Jun 2009
              • 12156
              #4
              Time to change the code on the garage door remote!

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                • Spunky
                  I need a beer
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133986
                  #5
                  That's enough for a divorce

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                    • Rochard
                      Jägermeister Test Pilot
                      • Dec 2001
                      • 75733
                      #6
                      Originally posted by datatank
                      What is "play racecar" ?
                      She decided to drive a bit too fast into the garage.
                      Herschel Savage
                      Brooklyn, NY

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                        • DateDoc
                          Outside looking in.
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 14243
                          #7
                          Originally posted by epitome
                          Time to change the code on the garage door remote!
                          She's just run into the garage door then!

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                            • baddog
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 107089
                              #8
                              You just need a longer garage, or move the cabinets to the side. She was just remodeling.

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                                • Helix
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 6021
                                  #9
                                  Turn your driveway into a sand trap with a safety net.

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                                    • ottopottomouse
                                      She is ugly, bad luck.
                                      • Jan 2010
                                      • 13177
                                      #10
                                      Buy her a smaller car.
                                      ↑ see post ↑
                                      13101

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                                        • v4 media
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 2934
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                                          Buy her a smaller car.
                                          sell her car and make her walk

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                                            • Dvae
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2005
                                              • 5326
                                              #12






                                              .
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                                              Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.

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                                                • yume-hostplex
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Jun 2010
                                                  • 52
                                                  #13
                                                  Build her an own garage, and your custom things will be ok!
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                                                    • Quagmire
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                      • 6490
                                                      #14
                                                      time to get her one of these

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                                                        • Rochard
                                                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                          • 75733
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Dvae






                                                          Ouch.

                                                          The damage wasn't that bad....
                                                          Herschel Savage
                                                          Brooklyn, NY

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                                                            • justinsain
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                              • 3374
                                                              #16
                                                              Is the Mustang OK?

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                                                                • Vendzilla
                                                                  Biker Gnome
                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                  • 23200
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Don't you have two garages?
                                                                  Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                                  think about that

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                                                                    • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                      • 11190
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Dvae
                                                                      I was just about to search for this and you beat me to it.
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                                                                        • KrissyElise
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Apr 2009
                                                                          • 635
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Helix
                                                                          Turn your driveway into a sand trap with a safety net.
                                                                          Agreed.

                                                                          On another note:

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                                                                            • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                              • 11190
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by KrissyElise
                                                                              Agreed.

                                                                              On another note:

                                                                              Now that's funny.
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                                                                                • tranza
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                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                  • 57559
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Yep, where are the pics?
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                                                                                    • 96ukssob
                                                                                      So Fucking Banananananas
                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                      • 12991
                                                                                      #22
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                                                                                        • rogueteens
                                                                                          So fucking bland
                                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                                          • 8005
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Dvae
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                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                              • 5718
                                                                                              #24
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                                                                                                  • 145
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                                                                                                    • jMEGA
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                                                      • 671
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                                                                      I was just about to search for this and you beat me to it.
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                                                                                                        • gmr324
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                                                                          • 1199
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          compared to some of the pics listed in this thread, sounds like it could have been a lot worse. definitely change the garage door code on Miss Speed Racer

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                                                                                                            • Vendzilla
                                                                                                              Biker Gnome
                                                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                                                              • 23200
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by BarryP
                                                                                                              Just hang a tennis ball from a string thats adjusted to the right spot to touch your windsheild and you have the same thing
                                                                                                              Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                                                                              think about that

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                                                                                                                • michael.kickass
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • Mar 2009
                                                                                                                  • 11039
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  I'm no fortune teller but I think what's next is a divorce. ;)
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                                                                                                                    • SBJ
                                                                                                                      So Fucking Fabulous
                                                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                      • 11387
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Dvae

                                                                                                                      funny thing is just the other day on another board I posted this image with this story I saw someone post on facebook as a joke


                                                                                                                      To my darling husband,

                                                                                                                      Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the Small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.... Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too Much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I Accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car


                                                                                                                      I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. am enclosing a picture for you....
                                                                                                                      I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

                                                                                                                      Your loving wife.

                                                                                                                      XXX


                                                                                                                      P.S. Your girlfriend called.


                                                                                                                      Sorry about your cabinets though Rochard

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                                                                                                                        • DirtyJs
                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                                                                                          • 307
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          take away her keys

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                                                                                                                            • Cleo
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                              • 218
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                                                                                                              Just hang a tennis ball from a string thats adjusted to the right spot to touch your windsheild and you have the same thing
                                                                                                                              I went with the latex glove full of canned foam.

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                                                                                                                                • CashOnClick
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                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2010
                                                                                                                                  • 122
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  I would have banned the bitch from driving anywhere near the garage after she took out the door last spring as you say, nobody to blame but your yourself... She must be very cute ;)
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                                                                                                                                    • tony299
                                                                                                                                      lurker
                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 57021
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      time for lenscrafters.

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                                                                                                                                        • SBJ
                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Fabulous
                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 11387
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by tony299
                                                                                                                                          time for lenscrafters.
                                                                                                                                          or take away her cellphone.. God women talking on their cells while driving piss me off so much! I never answer my cell while I'm driving unless it's on hands free and even then i make it a 30 sec call telling them I'm driving to X place and I'll call or text them later.

                                                                                                                                          My sister is the worst offender of this. She lives in Phoenix and everyday she will call my mom and talk to her for 25 mins while she drives home and god forbid my mom doesn't answer her phone or she will call me and want to talk to me for 20 mins

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                                                                                                                                            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 38323
                                                                                                                                              #36


                                                                                                                                              You could always rig her car up with tires like a tugboat:



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