I just couldn't fuck her

**Richard Dawkins** · 08-06-2010, 11:28 PM

Keep telling yourself that's the reason you didn't end you date on a lucky note, mate.

**SleazyDream** · 08-06-2010, 11:46 PM

Originally posted by Richard Dawkins

Keep telling yourself that's the reason you didn't end you date on a lucky note, mate.

ok pimp daddy......

**martinsc** · 08-06-2010, 11:47 PM

**onwebcam** · 08-06-2010, 11:49 PM

Sorry bout your luck..

**SleazyDream** · 08-06-2010, 11:52 PM

Originally posted by onwebcam

Sorry bout your luck..

bahhh. i love getting stories like that...

**deanberkeley** · 08-06-2010, 11:53 PM

Sleazy is kinda hot, I don't think he would have a problem getting laid.

**lazycash** · 08-07-2010, 12:24 AM

You need to get over your fear of rejection which leads to making up reasons to end the date prematurely.

**onwebcam** · 08-07-2010, 12:25 AM

Originally posted by lazycash

You need to get over your fear of rejection which leads to making up reasons to end the date prematurely.

**Chosen** · 08-07-2010, 12:51 AM

Originally posted by lazycash

You need to get over your fear of rejection which leads to making up reasons to end the date prematurely.

**baddog** · 08-07-2010, 12:58 AM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

Been dating a lot - and go out with this one girl - physo-therapist job.... early 30's, 6'0 tall, thin, hot, great background - traveled the world, awesome stories... had a fantastic dinner and went for drink on a patio lounge on a busy sidewalk. Everything is going great THEN...

My friend Viola comes walking down the sidewalk - her two kids in two (7&8 years old) and she's dressed up like Princess Leia from Star wars. She had just got back from a Classical music night where they were playing Star Wars theme music and went with her kids in full costume. Now I thought this was awesome - she talked to us for all of 30 seconds and then left on her way.

My date says - after she left - 'I just don't get Trekkies!"..............

I was done. I mean how can you continue after saying something like that..... She might as well have pulled out a crack pipe... least then I could have just wrapped it and still hit it....

Sounds like my kind of girl.

**BlackCrayon** · 08-07-2010, 04:42 AM

who cares if she doesn't know star wars/star trek.

**Randy West** · 08-07-2010, 04:49 AM

Originally posted by BlackCrayon

who cares if she doesn't know star wars/star trek.

I know. The sad fact is, as that if she DID know about Star Wars/Star Trek.... that would be more of a turn off to me

**seeandsee** · 08-07-2010, 04:50 AM

Originally posted by BlackCrayon

who cares if she doesn't know star wars/star trek.

i agree, i bet lot of women don't know who is who, who cares?

**grumpy** · 08-07-2010, 04:55 AM

you should grab any change you get

**crazytrini85** · 08-07-2010, 05:28 AM

The best part about that whole story is, you thought your blow up doll was talking and actually took it out of your apartment.

**Fabien** · 08-07-2010, 05:35 AM

Originally posted by Randy West

I know. The sad fact is, as that if she DID know about Star Wars/Star Trek.... that would be more of a turn off to me

Well in a way, i don't know if you're right or wrong

I guess you got a point there

**alias** · 08-07-2010, 06:03 AM

Originally posted by Randy West

I know. The sad fact is, as that if she DID know about Star Wars/Star Trek.... that would be more of a turn off to me

Not sad, star trek and star wars suck. Not knowing about them, well that's a yes signal in my book.

**woj** · 08-07-2010, 06:12 AM

Originally posted by lazycash

You need to get over your fear of rejection which leads to making up reasons to end the date prematurely.

**Pics Traffic** · 08-07-2010, 06:15 AM

Great excuse. Sure tops "Im gay" thing.

**J. Falcon** · 08-07-2010, 07:13 AM

So she's not a nerd. Good for you.

**candyflip** · 08-07-2010, 07:15 AM

Owned by your own YesSignals bullshit.

**J. Falcon** · 08-07-2010, 07:21 AM

Originally posted by crazytrini85

The best part about that whole story is, you thought your blow up doll was talking and actually took it out of your apartment.

**pornstar2fag** · 08-07-2010, 07:25 AM

wow. two "real' women actually spoke to you this decade.

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 08-07-2010, 08:12 AM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

Been dating a lot - and go out with this one girl - physo-therapist job.... early 30's, 6'0 tall

Did the physo-therapist (whatever that is) have an Adam's apple and a bulge in it's crotch area?

ADG

**Peace** · 08-07-2010, 08:15 AM

feeling are feelings nothing you can do...)))

**CaptainHowdy** · 08-07-2010, 10:29 AM

**ottopottomouse** · 08-07-2010, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

My date says - after she left - 'I just don't get Trekkies!"..............

You're a nutcase. That would have been another plus to me.

**SleazyDream** · 08-07-2010, 11:18 AM

wow - the people at this place are really getting pathetic....

too much time in front of a computer and lack of a real life..

the vibe I get is - fuck anything no matter what if she's hot.....

sad really sad

**lazycash** · 08-07-2010, 12:13 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

wow - the people at this place are really getting pathetic....

too much time in front of a computer and lack of a real life..

the vibe I get is - fuck anything no matter what if she's hot.....

sad really sad

You're calling us pathetic, yet you actually made this thread expecting us to believe that you turned down sex with hot lady because she confused Star Wars with Star Trek?

**brassmonkey** · 08-07-2010, 12:24 PM

Originally posted by crazytrini85

The best part about that whole story is, you thought your blow up doll was talking and actually took it out of your apartment.

i spit pizza and root beer on my floor.

**Pics Traffic** · 08-07-2010, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

wow - the people at this place are really getting pathetic....

too much time in front of a computer and lack of a real life..

the vibe I get is - fuck anything no matter what if she's hot.....

sad really sad

idiot

**fatfoo** · 08-07-2010, 01:05 PM

You got data like Data from Star Trek.
It's going to take some time to understand.

**Helix** · 08-07-2010, 01:14 PM

I say go with your gut feeling.

**chronig** · 08-07-2010, 01:20 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

wow - the people at this place are really getting pathetic....

too much time in front of a computer and lack of a real life..

the vibe I get is - fuck anything no matter what if she's hot.....

sad really sad

That's the vibe you get? The vibe I get is you are getting trolled HARD because people think you are 1 pathetic, 2 in denial, 3 not capable of female interaction let alone making rash decisions like what you claim to have, 4 quite possibly the only person on the planet that should ever sign up to yessignals.com

**dig420** · 08-07-2010, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

wow - the people at this place are really getting pathetic....

too much time in front of a computer and lack of a real life..

the vibe I get is - fuck anything no matter what if she's hot.....

sad really sad

Has your bouncer beaten up any world class champion boxers lately?

**ArsewithClass** · 08-07-2010, 04:54 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

wow - the people at this place are really getting pathetic....

too much time in front of a computer and lack of a real life..

the vibe I get is - fuck anything no matter what if she's hot.....

sad really sad

Im with you Sleazydream. First, the woman that your date knocked is a friend of yours & she hardly knows you & says something against this friend that is obviously doing something nice with her children.

It could have just been something said with nerves etc.... dont forget, she is on her date with you also.

Personally, on a date, I wouldnt have wanted to stop for a chat with a friend & her children, maybe this also was a wrong move on your behalf?

Anyway, good luck with future dates buddy

**jackknoff** · 08-07-2010, 07:33 PM

You should have converted her over to the dark side, then made her worship your light saber...

Spanx!
Jack

P.S.
I would've hit it and made her wear the Leia buns...

**jigg** · 08-07-2010, 08:10 PM

my psych friend is very analytical and rational
so naturally she'd think that about trekkies

**deadbabes** · 08-07-2010, 08:14 PM

**PlugRush Sascha** · 08-07-2010, 10:09 PM

This thread is fucking hilarious.

**papill0n** · 08-07-2010, 10:17 PM

Originally posted by crazytrini85

The best part about that whole story is, you thought your blow up doll was talking and actually took it out of your apartment.

**Leonard** · 08-07-2010, 10:59 PM

He prefers Jedi Mind Dick

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 08-07-2010, 11:06 PM

Originally posted by CaptainHowdy

**nullnet** · 08-07-2010, 11:12 PM

Ive never even seen the front cover of a star wars/trek film let alone seen a film, I have no interest in films like that, + dressing up like that in england is just lining yourself up to have the piss taken out of you unless its a fancy dress party haha

**BigDeanEvans** · 08-08-2010, 12:14 AM

You're Fat and you're a liar.

**SleazyDream** · 08-08-2010, 12:30 AM

Originally posted by lazycash

You're calling us pathetic, yet you actually made this thread expecting us to believe that you turned down sex with hot lady because she confused Star Wars with Star Trek?

interesting - who's the pathetic one?

**onwebcam** · 08-08-2010, 12:37 AM

This thread is still goin? Fuck her already..

**BigDeanEvans** · 08-08-2010, 12:38 AM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

interesting - who's the pathetic one?

hmmm....you?

**SleazyDream** · 08-08-2010, 12:41 AM

Originally posted by BigDeanEvans

hmmm....you?

some day you boys will grow up and get laid once or twice and then realize you don't have to fuck everything that winks at you even if it's hot.........

I just couldn't fuck her

I just couldn't fuck her

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