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This thread is fucking hilarious.

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Originally Posted by crazytrini85 (Post 17397452)

The best part about that whole story is, you thought your blow up doll was talking and actually took it out of your apartment.

:1orglaugh

He prefers Jedi Mind Dick

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 17398034)

http://gamersmafia.com/storage/comme...tory-bro41.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/DqB4M.jpg

Ive never even seen the front cover of a star wars/trek film let alone seen a film, I have no interest in films like that, + dressing up like that in england is just lining yourself up to have the piss taken out of you unless its a fancy dress party haha

You're Fat and you're a liar.

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Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 17398253)

You're calling us pathetic, yet you actually made this thread expecting us to believe that you turned down sex with hot lady because she confused Star Wars with Star Trek?

interesting - who's the pathetic one?

This thread is still goin? Fuck her already..

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 17399759)

interesting - who's the pathetic one?

hmmm....you?

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Originally Posted by BigDeanEvans (Post 17399769)

hmmm....you?

some day you boys will grow up and get laid once or twice and then realize you don't have to fuck everything that winks at you even if it's hot.........

The ones I remember most are those that I fuked on the first date...

Does your blowup doll wear a Star Fleet patch?

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Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 17399776)

The ones I remember most are those that I fuked on the first date...

those are called whores

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17399722)

http://i.imgur.com/DqB4M.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 17399775)

some day you boys will grow up and get laid once or twice and then realize you don't have to fuck everything that winks at you even if it's hot.........

Who said anything about fucking everything, we just think its comical that you assumed that she wanted to fuck you and that you rejected her.

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Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 17400129)

Who said anything about fucking everything, we just think its comical that you assumed that she wanted to fuck you and that you rejected her.

I missed that part.... :1orglaugh big up yourself Sleazy :winkwink:

Isn't it ironic...

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 17398138)

wow - the people at this place are really getting pathetic....

too much time in front of a computer and lack of a real life..

the vibe I get is - fuck anything no matter what if she's hot.....

sad really sad

...don't you think

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 17397212)

Been dating a lot - and go out with this one girl - physo-therapist job.... early 30's, 6'0 tall, thin, hot, great background - traveled the world, awesome stories... had a fantastic dinner and went for drink on a patio lounge on a busy sidewalk. Everything is going great THEN...

My friend Viola comes walking down the sidewalk - her two kids in two (7&8 years old) and she's dressed up like Princess Leia from Star wars. She had just got back from a Classical music night where they were playing Star Wars theme music and went with her kids in full costume. Now I thought this was awesome - she talked to us for all of 30 seconds and then left on her way.

My date says - after she left - 'I just don't get Trekkies!"..............

I was done. I mean how can you continue after saying something like that..... She might as well have pulled out a crack pipe... least then I could have just wrapped it and still hit it....

:1orglaugh I'm totally with you on that.