I got banned from apple fan boy forum for posting this..I don't know why they took offense?

[Juicy D. Links]

Post Title:

I got cum all over my Iphone 4 , HELP what should I do?


Thread was:

I met this cute guy at Apple Store and one thing led to another and well as the title says he shot his semen all over my Iphone and its not starting.

Any help?



I got banned for this.... wtf???

[baddog]

You should a peel to Apple.

[ottopottomouse]

I got banned for this.... wtf???

Because you are supposed to shove it up your arse not cum all over it.

[atom]

You should a peel to Apple.

wha wha whaaa

[Ethersync]

apple fan boy or apple fan boi?

[scarlettcontent]

apple fan boy should lick your phone clean

[Topbuxom Lea]

Tell them it was Steve Jobs who shot cum all over your pretty new piece

Can you say REBATE??

xo
-L

[Chosen]

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

ADG

[alias]

Nice one.