Do you realize on your website, that the links on the navigation bar go to an IP address? You might want to fix that up.

because you are the one that talks mad shit...

not it will not...

if you were his pr guy, he would be 10 times worse off right now... you arent evn the go to guy for sex tapes anymore...





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because either it sucked or movie houses didn't want to waste screens on a movie no one cared to see

Yes at least a dozen webmasters will check it out.

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How about www.davecummings.com , www.davecummings.tv, and possibly www.davecummingsvod.com selling Viagra, depends, hair pieces, vitamins (something I've thought about since the late 90s), Blood pressure devices, products targeted to Baby-Boomers/grandparents/military.etc, jogging clothes, condoms, and on and on!

Robbie, wanna team up and manage the making of some advertising money for both of us??

i lol'd at this threads massive fail, twice.

I love a man with a good sense of humor :thumbsup

congrats with that... which part of this huge success did you play a part of ?

oh really ??

Hate to see people fail, except when it is attention seeking whores and you sir are the biggest attention whore of all time. So which part of the fail were you involved with ? god I hope not the PR or marketing because obviously the movie needed better from both of those.

Oh, don't cry you will be back to whore/spam the next thing you work on or to post a picture you took with some actor or some shit thinking you all cool and all that.

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KB, can I get you to promote some of my competitors? I have a feeling it could work out well for me.

Let me know, m'kay? thx!

Just looking at box office mojo, the movie has made 3/4 of a million.

Supposedly it cost 20 million to make it. No way it is going to earn a profit from DVD sales.

Sucks to see a movie flop this hard.

There's a lot of actually quite good films that never even get to the cinema so to see this flop wasn't exactly a surprise.

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MANY people were aproached to place MM trailer on their sites and networks many, many months ago. My question is, who paid for the spots? If Paramount paid, then Id say its a huge step....if Chris paid, Id say its not such a big step. As far as I know I was NOT the studio that took on the liability, but I may be wrong.

Those trailers were running long before the movie came out. "30mm people have seen the trailer" and yet its done nothing at the box office :(

this whole mess is kinda funny even though we got fucked in the mix..

Great job!!! fail of the year easily!

someone should have never let the cat out of the bag...



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You semi called it!

After that epic failure, we aren't going to see any of the mainstream money in adult any time soon.

Giant flop that did happen. :1orglaugh

Dennis Hopper's character from Apocalypse Now if he was a webmaster.

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i read an interview with chris saying he didn't do the advertising and as far as he knows neither did the studio but we all know how much of a liar he is so...

bump for answers

more like Flopportunity

yeah, no one paid, the tube sites just put the trailers up for free because they are nice like that... :1orglaugh :upsidedow:upsidedow:upsidedow Chris paid, no doubt... Or more like everyone who lost money to epass paid for it.

a dead cat out of a bag?

im thinking this cat couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

http://nakednewsanchors.com/affiliat...deos/kevin.mp4

if you listen carefully you can hear him take credit for inventing the hamburger, the cure for polio, and the geneva convention too. is there anything that this guy is involve with that he actually did do himself? or just a bunch of things he attaches himself too?

only the stuff that turns out to be success. As you can see with this thread he tried to take credit for middle men until it flopped then he said he had nothing to do with it :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

well will after watching this guy he seems to be out of touch but desperately tries to stay important. doesn't seem like he has any skills at all, but talking that is i guess. seems his knowledge of internet is as good as my english.

in before people call you a hater :thumbsup

here kitty kitty.

his only skill is having connections, which is obviously valuable enough in itself. i haven't seen him come up with anything interesting or unique that nobody else could have come up with. his connections make the execution possible. all things considered, his greatest accomplishment still seems to be brokering the paris hilton sextape, which it seems he will remind people of until the day he dies.

here kitty kitty

I guess this proved that advertising for a movie on porn websites is a waste of time and money.

Not at all.
if anything, it proves that I can place MAJOR news stories that get tons of eyeballs.

I don't guarantee riches, I guarantee placement in mainstream news outlets.

So all the haters can still suck a dick.

Bottom line, Epassporte is not around, you guys lost your money.
Get over it.

Madoff's victims cried for months, then people got sick of hearing about the rich people whining who lost their money. These people were rich to begin with.

Think for a minute about those of us in the US who actually pay our taxes and never cheated the government by using an offshore solution like Epassporte-

Do u think these business people have any sympathy? really?

I could care less that people want to bump this thread thinking in some way I caused a movie to bomb, or that the ads didnt work.

I got paid, and I will keep getting paid on deals like this forever.

So while u are all trying to figure out what you will do with your GED's now that porn is done- remember this guy who is clocking dollars in a bad economy

Congrats to the winners?

I love how you always manage to slide in a crowdpleaser virtually under the radar. :D

Newbs, take note how it's done..

congrats to the losers.

What did you get paid to do? Chris said they didn't spend any money to run ads on Porn Hub and other tube sites? so was he lieing and you claiming he paid you to what, broker a deal with PH? What the hell exactly are you claiming to have to do with this?? You make this thread to hype something that FAILED. Then you said you had nothing to do with it. Now you saying you were "paid on this deal".

A time line:
1st post: "My newest venture"
After Movie Failed: " I had nothing to do with this".
Now: " I got paid on this deal"

WTF ?

Here are some great words of wisdom from you in this thread:



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Oh, but you always come back to try to tell us how great you are. You don't like us, we don't like you, why don't you go suck your own dick while looking at yourself in the mirror. Maybe Chris Rock will let you eat the corn out of his shit if you are lucky.

i got no dog in this fight...

but Will called it :upsidedow

No you aren't. You're just someone pretending to be something he's not.

But you failed to do it over the last 13 years. Possibly because you were writing letters to the clients, rather than the agency. I imagine you didn't even get a reply.

This is how it works. Large companies employ ad agencies to to their media planning. They pay them a lot so they do not have to deal with people like you trying to tell them how to advertise. Media Buyers have a roster of companies they buy from. You have to court the agencies for a long time, and then persuade them they want to work with porn. They don't want to do this.

Because movie studios and agencies do not want to be associated with porn. The public outcry from the religous right would be huge and would cost them so much in sales it would not be worth even thinking about.

I am amazed it's taken you 13 years of failing to sell ads to them to work this out.

Here's a tip, agencies don't respond to letters either. You need to go in and present. And to get the presentation they need to know and like you. So you need to wine and dine them first.

I sold to mainstream ad space for 9 years before working in adult.

It didn't

Most people do not buy ads on how cheap they are, but on results. Doesn't matter if it is expensive of cheap, as long as there is ROI. Cheap doesn't usually mean good though.

welcome back....

Always thought it was strange how many Middle men ads were all over the place on pornhub, yet the movie only opened in select cities. Many people saw the ads, but weren't able to go see the movie..
Who paid for the pornhub ads? Mallick or the studio? I'd be VERY surprised if it was the latter..