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cherrylula 01-06-2003 05:08 AM

<img src=http://www.aafp.org/afp/20010615/2391_f4.jpg>

Loch 01-06-2003 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Voodoo

Damnit! Man, you cock smokin' salad tosser!

hehehe
:1orglaugh

BWAAAHHAHAHA :1orglaugh

Loch 01-06-2003 05:11 AM

Lens = jessica
Mayo = bone

COMMON cant you see it :1orglaugh

MetaformX 01-06-2003 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loch
Lens = jessica
Mayo = bone

COMMON cant you see it :1orglaugh

you want to get banned, don't you? hehe :winkwink:

Loch 01-06-2003 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX


you want to get banned, don't you? hehe :winkwink:

They promised me a i wouldent be as long as i dident post the juicy pictures i have :Graucho

MetaformX 01-06-2003 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loch

They promised me a i wouldent be as long as i dident post the juicy pictures i have :Graucho

I need some good black mail material on those two as well, as I am sure i may get banned again
maybe we should talk

MetaformX 01-06-2003 05:25 AM

sleep time
gonna go dream about jessica...Just call me Lars

Loch 01-06-2003 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
sleep time
gonna go dream about jessica...Just call me Lars

heheh you mean Lens? :1orglaugh
dident know you were into that :Graucho

cherrylula 01-06-2003 06:19 AM

<img src=http://overmindesign.com/images/jessica.gif>
This is an original creation. :1orglaugh

stanton 01-06-2003 06:43 AM

i am going nuts i tell ya!!!!!

stanton 01-06-2003 06:47 AM

I hate all of you fuckers! kept me up all night!! :mad: :1orglaugh

X37375787 01-06-2003 06:54 AM

ok, this thread got too complicated after page 7.

Time to head over there and post some more of Labret's favorites.

Sassyass 01-06-2003 08:12 AM

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Luvs Preteens childhood was what you?d call a little less than ordinary. While his peers were learning their ABC?s,
Luvs began training in
the art of sucking his own dick. When he was five, without any formal training, he began
fisting himself. By the time he turned seven he was designing clothing.<br>
His cigar brought him worldwide recognition, Though it is small, he showed it in
every school yard from San Fransisco to Boston, but Luvs did not begin that venture until the ripe old age of fifteen. He was determined to create a product that would be nothing less than the best and, at the same time, expose the ancient cigar
flashing techniques to the new world. The conditioning process he uses dates back thousands of years.<br>
Luvs also began selling his body at seventeen and for the past twenty years he?s had a consistent following of those who have the wherewithal to become a collector of his</font>
 ass.<br>
With is right hand man One Ton of Mayo, Luvs will rule conquer all web boards,
remove filth from the internet, and create a loving world for men who love boys.</font></b></td>
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pink_in_the_middle 01-06-2003 09:20 AM

Hey Kelly :thumbsup

DR_PHIL 01-06-2003 09:31 AM

was that jessica throwing the cat in the other threads?

JamesK 01-06-2003 10:13 AM

"I have found a totally new and innovative way to enjoy Lars Tetens. Heat a pan of water on the stove, insert one Phat cigar and viola!!! the whole house smells ... well ..ah ... different. "

"I actually placed one in my anus to improve the flavor. "

Sounds like some good cigars...

"I INMERSE MY CIGARS IN URINE COLLECTED FROM VESTAL VIRGINS. IT HAS A SPECIAL PHENOMORE THAT ATTRACTS MEN TO SUCK ON THESE STICKS.I AM BOTTLING AND SELLING THIS JUICE TO ALL THOSE THAT HAVE PURCHASED MY CIGARS IN THE PAST. YOU GUYS ARE JUST ENVIOUS OF MY SUCCESS. LOVE & PEACE....LARS."

quiet 01-06-2003 11:26 AM

probably was aaron. good job :)

and it was kinda funny watching some of you dance...

xxxdesign-net 01-06-2003 11:38 AM

Whoever it wason this board... Their board ( http://24a69.com/default.asp ), ton of mayo, jessica, Lars are real... some of them have over 1000 posts... YOu cannot fake that....

Honeyslut 01-06-2003 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lars tetens esq.
Hello.

I came across this board after a member of this forum came to my website at http://www.24169.com and started to cause trouble. At first he was just a nuisance, but his efforts escalated and soon he was posting hardcore pornographic pictures and trying to ruin the board. My skilled administrator was able to lock him out of the system and remove his disgusting posts, but not before the damage was done: dozens of impressionable young people had seen this vulgar x-rated material, and believe me, it was most disturbing.

This is without even going into his attempts at identity theft on my board, and his blatant personal attacks on my members.

Jessica and Mayo have been great in coming here and defending our board, although Mayo has been a little more blunt than I would have liked - but he is young, and boisterous in his youthful inexperience, and I thank him for his intentions. Now I have copied of these pages, and admissions of guilt on "Dildozer's" part and several others, which my lawyers will be passing on to the relevant authorities. I also have palpable proof of slander against my good name.

I demand that the administrators of this board provide me with full contact details of all the users that have participated in this thead. I also demand that all users of this forum cease in using my site, and that no more hacking attempts are made. My administrator is standing by ready to deal with any more atteampts to breach our security.

\\\No, you can't have my daughters..


:321GFY

Joshua 01-06-2003 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cherrylula
<img src=http://overmindesign.com/images/jessica.gif>
This is an original creation. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

scorpy 01-06-2003 11:42 AM

:321GFY

quiet 01-06-2003 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
Whoever it wason this board... Their board ( http://24a69.com/default.asp ), ton of mayo, jessica, Lars are real... some of them have over 1000 posts... YOu cannot fake that....
uh no shit they're real - *on a different board*. this started a long time ago. however, none of the people posting in this thread are those people.

it was a fake. obviously. if you read the thread, all the characters end up admiting it.

Honeyslut 01-06-2003 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420
Metaform is almost as annoying as Lars :feels-hot

Nah, Meta is CUTE and knows who to treat the women on the board.


:Graucho

x-vision 01-06-2003 11:59 AM

start to finish this was one of the funniest things I've ever read. i was so convinced last night that this was some weird cult:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Roxane 01-06-2003 12:13 PM

Damn! What a let down ...

Well, at least this thread made me come out of my shell and post on GFY. So, for that, thank you and go fuck yourself. :321GFY

I have honestly never laughed so hard in my life. :1orglaugh

But the truth of the matter is this Lar guy is real and he is kind of sick. For gods sake, he's 37 years old and runs a board where 15 year olds are asking to fuck him. There are so many things wrong with that. :2 cents:

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 01-06-2003 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by oNe ToN oF mAyo
Damn, I was doing so well too. All good things have to come to an end I suppose...

Well, three fiddy anyway... BITCHES.

Good night and

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

:321GFY

YOU FUKKING LITTLE ASIAN BITCH !!! =)P :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Bone ... I have a new found admiration for a style that only YOU could pull off .... Unlike Diabetic Rage, Anal Hobbit, and Sweet Jimmy ... I did not sniff you out this time !!!

Here's to a job very well done !!! You still have your touch :thumbsup :thumbsup

Dildozer 01-06-2003 12:37 PM

holy shit i woke up an hour ago and i read thru the whole thing.

I'm kinda disappointed to see that they were all characters, although this thread did some work as Lars seems to have removed a whole section on his board.

I knew One Ton was a fake, but still funny as hell, it kept me up til 5 am

I enjoyed all that goatse
they now removed the forum code and html code again :(
til next time
think we should send 'em over to this thread so the REAL people start posting here?

Congrats on the people who played the characters,
and a special congrats to metaformX for being so fuckin entertaining i split my sides

And if those characters are the real ones, then you're the stupidest fucks to ever walk this earth

JackFoley 01-06-2003 12:47 PM

THE END

:1orglaugh

Dildozer 01-06-2003 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JackFoley
THE END

:1orglaugh

I'm very very sad now
i think i'm gonna cry
:waaaaahh

stanton 01-06-2003 01:04 PM

so who was behind those characters?!

dig420 01-06-2003 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX


LoL
I am calm
I am laughing
I just find it funny that you think you just schooled me or something
that is what I find offensive

he did. completely. and trying to take credit for his work was a BITCH MOVE!!!

MetaformX 01-06-2003 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeyslut



Nah, Meta is CUTE and knows who to treat the women on the board.


:Graucho

hehe
I love you too Honey :)

MetaformX 01-06-2003 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420


he did. completely. and trying to take credit for his work was a BITCH MOVE!!!

Alright, stop talking shit about me little troll, pull that stick that you call your bong out of your ass, and go smoke one on me. Since this was a fun thread, I havent taken anything you have said too personaly, yet, but I am noticing a theme with you bad mouthing me...

multisexsite 01-06-2003 02:05 PM

I am a pathetic loser.

Jessica 01-06-2003 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer


I'm very very sad now
i think i'm gonna cry
:waaaaahh

Don't cry Dildozer, you know you are welcome to come and contribute to my forum anytime and I hope to see you there soon. :Graucho

ppk 01-06-2003 02:45 PM

A troll thread breaking 550?

Congratulations, "Jessica","lars tetens esq",etc.

LOL

:)

drops 01-06-2003 03:04 PM

I dont know nor do I care.. but I just wanted to post my 2 cents about this...

http://www.rustedpuffin.com/fistytheclown.jpg

Ludedude 01-06-2003 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by oNe ToN oF mAyo
AND I DONT READ FUCKING PENTHOUSE I HJAVE A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND AND I LOVE HER
I'll ber her name is Mary and she has five sisters...

Ludedude 01-06-2003 04:03 PM

Ah fuck me...I just got to the part where it's all revealed. Fuckers.

cold_ice 01-06-2003 05:54 PM

Can someome shoot me a short version of this shit:thumbsup


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