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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075
    #1

    It's your last mutherfucking day on planet Earth...

    ...and you know it. What would you do with your last day in existence?


    I think I'd go pick up the wife from her office, drive to Half Moon Bay, get as stoned as humanly possible, sit on the beach, watch the ocean and wait for the end.
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    • Jman
      Already an AI veteran
      • Sep 2003
      • 22838
      #2
      I like it when people post their daydream about last day on earth. Most people would freak the fuck out and jump into chaos with rest of the world.

      Not saying you would do that AMP but I am sure you get what I mean ;)
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        • CaptainHowdy
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 94735
          #3
          Log into GFY...

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            • Amputate Your Head
              There can be only one
              • Aug 2001
              • 39075
              #4
              Originally posted by Jean-Francois
              I like it when people post their daydream about last day on earth. Most people would freak the fuck out and jump into chaos with rest of the world.

              Not saying you would do that AMP but I am sure you get what I mean ;)
              That's because they haven't thought ahead for what they would do and they panic at the last minute trying to figure it out.
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                • PR_Glen
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 9058
                  #5
                  procrastinate...
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                    • Amputate Your Head
                      There can be only one
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 39075
                      #6
                      Originally posted by PR_Glen
                      procrastinate...
                      right till the end.
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                        • Vendzilla
                          Biker Gnome
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 23200
                          #7
                          Originally posted by PR_Glen
                          procrastinate...
                          best answer ever
                          Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                          think about that

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                            • TeenCat
                              Too lazy to set a koala
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 16139
                              #8
                              psylocybe suicide

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                                • justinsain
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 3374
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                  ...and you know it. What would you do with your last day in existence?


                                  I think I'd go pick up the wife from her office, drive to Half Moon Bay, get as stoned as humanly possible, sit on the beach, watch the ocean and wait for the end.
                                  You ever watch them ride the big ones at Half Moon Bay

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                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                      There can be only one
                                      • Aug 2001
                                      • 39075
                                      #10
                                      Just on tv... for some reason I have the worst luck whenever I go to Half Moon. It's always crappy out.
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                                        • sortie
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2007
                                          • 7771
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by PR_Glen
                                          procrastinate...
                                          I could totally prove you wrong; but I'll have to get back to you.

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                                            • crazytrini85
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2006
                                              • 817
                                              #12
                                              I'd run around all day ripping the shirts off of girls just to see their boobs.

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                                                • ottopottomouse
                                                  She is ugly, bad luck.
                                                  • Jan 2010
                                                  • 13177
                                                  #13
                                                  I'd probably go back to sleep and miss it.
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                                                    • Ethersync
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2008
                                                      • 5289
                                                      #14
                                                      Heroin plus LSD sounds like a great way to go out...

                                                      ahhh the good ol' neon nod...

                                                      I have combined heroin and lsd on quite a few occasions. What I would usually do is drop the lsd, trip for a few hours and when I am close to my peak, inject the heroin.

                                                      Its strange hitting a vein that is squirming around and looking like a snake, not to mention the irrational fears one might get when tripping hard on lsd and stabbing one self with a needle, i.e. thinking you just injected a microbe of bacteria and you think you can feel the mindmade bacteria swimming along your bloodstream...

                                                      than BOOM, that oh so heavenly rush of the smack hits and fly me to the moon Alice...

                                                      One of the best over-all eurporic feelings I have had.
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                                                        • spazlabz
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 6548
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by crazytrini85
                                                          I'd run around all day ripping the shirts off of girls just to see their boobs.

                                                          great idea!

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                                                            • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                              • 11190
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                              ...and you know it. What would you do with your last day in existence?


                                                              I think I'd go pick up the wife from her office, drive to Half Moon Bay, get as stoned as humanly possible, sit on the beach, watch the ocean and wait for the end.
                                                              You should have an Emergency test day and do it just to enjoy it.
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                                                                • Amputate Your Head
                                                                  There can be only one
                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                  • 39075
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                                  You should have an Emergency test day and do it just to enjoy it.
                                                                  Hey now.... I think you're on to something. I think we should run the test at least once a week.
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                                                                    • 2012
                                                                      So Fucking What
                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                      • 17189
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                      ...and you know it. What would you do with your last day in existence?


                                                                      I think I'd go pick up the wife from her office, drive to Half Moon Bay, get as stoned as humanly possible, sit on the beach, watch the ocean and wait for the end.
                                                                      you could do that now
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                                                                        • AlCapone
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                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                          • 708
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I'd take bunker somewhere, wait for all you retarded lemmings to get offed and then emerge later to find the last remaining intelligent people (all women), and then I would recolonize the planet, planting my seed in every living female while killing off zombies.
                                                                          "You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.”

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                                                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                                                              There can be only one
                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                              • 39075
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by AlCapone
                                                                              I'd take bunker somewhere, wait for all you retarded lemmings to get offed and then emerge later to find the last remaining intelligent people (all women), and then I would recolonize the planet, planting my seed in every living female while killing off zombies.
                                                                              Naturally you will assume the office of King and exterminate any threats to the throne..
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                                                                                • justinsain
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                  • 3374
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by AlCapone
                                                                                  I'd take bunker somewhere, wait for all you retarded lemmings to get offed and then emerge later to find the last remaining intelligent people (all women), and then I would recolonize the planet, planting my seed in every living female while killing off zombies.
                                                                                  Wouldn't it be ironic if you contracted syphilis planting your seed and died

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                                                                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                      • 38323
                                                                                      #22


                                                                                      This is the end
                                                                                      Beautiful friend
                                                                                      This is the end
                                                                                      My only friend, the end
                                                                                      Of our elaborate plans, the end
                                                                                      Of everything that stands, the end
                                                                                      No safety or surprise, the end
                                                                                      I'll never look into your eyes...again
                                                                                      Can you picture what will be
                                                                                      So limitless and free
                                                                                      Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand
                                                                                      In a...desperate land
                                                                                      Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain
                                                                                      And all the children are insane
                                                                                      All the children are insane
                                                                                      Waiting for the summer rain, yeah
                                                                                      There's danger on the edge of town
                                                                                      Ride the King's highway, baby
                                                                                      Weird scenes inside the gold mine
                                                                                      Ride the highway west, baby
                                                                                      Ride the snake, ride the snake
                                                                                      To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
                                                                                      The snake is long, seven miles
                                                                                      Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold
                                                                                      The west is the best
                                                                                      The west is the best
                                                                                      Get here, and we'll do the rest
                                                                                      The blue bus is callin' us
                                                                                      The blue bus is callin' us
                                                                                      Driver, where you taken' us
                                                                                      The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
                                                                                      He took a face from the ancient gallery
                                                                                      And he walked on down the hall
                                                                                      He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
                                                                                      Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
                                                                                      He walked on down the hall, and
                                                                                      And he came to a door...and he looked inside
                                                                                      Father, yes son, I want to kill you
                                                                                      Mother...I want to...WAAAAAA
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                                                                                      On a blue bus
                                                                                      Doin' a blue rock
                                                                                      C'mon, yeah
                                                                                      Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
                                                                                      This is the end
                                                                                      Beautiful friend
                                                                                      This is the end
                                                                                      My only friend, the end
                                                                                      It hurts to set you free
                                                                                      But you'll never follow me
                                                                                      The end of laughter and soft lies
                                                                                      The end of nights we tried to die
                                                                                      This is the end
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                                                                                        • cykoe6
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Apr 2005
                                                                                          • 4499
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I would watch baseball.
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                                                                                            • sperbonzo
                                                                                              I'd rather be on my boat.
                                                                                              • May 2003
                                                                                              • 9750
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Grab my wife, get a hold of some mushrooms, and take my boat out to the bahamas, spend the rest of the day drifting around among the little islands south of Bimini, swimming, drinking, and snuggling up on the sun pad on the back of the boat and watching the sky together....



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                                                                                                • Scott McD
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                  • 67798
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Fuck a tranny...


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                                                                                                    • arschloch
                                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                                      • Aug 2010
                                                                                                      • 48
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      according to the news, the earth is going to get hit by a solar tsunami.


                                                                                                      tonight.

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                                                                                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                                          • 94735
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by arschloch
                                                                                                          according to the news, the earth is going to get hit by a solar tsunami.


                                                                                                          tonight.

                                                                                                          nice knowing y'all

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                                                                                                            • arschloch
                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                              • Aug 2010
                                                                                                              • 48
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                              snip


                                                                                                              maybe i won't feel so bad about it afterall
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                                                                                                                • Yngwie
                                                                                                                  I am an Alien from space
                                                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                                                  • 11118
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by crazytrini85
                                                                                                                  I'd run around all day ripping the shirts off of girls just to see their boobs.
                                                                                                                  Then the next day you would wake up and find out that you were lied too. ;)
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                                                                                                                    • Evil Chris
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                                                                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                      • 13248
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      I'd spend it with my wife and son, and not let on what I knew.



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                                                                                                                        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                          • 38323
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by CaptainHowdy




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                                                                                                                            • _Richard_
                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                              • Oct 2006
                                                                                                                              • 30991
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              not to seem selfish, but i'd be hitting up the local aston martin dealership for a 'test drive'

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                                                                                                                                • scarlettcontent
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                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                  • 6031
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  make my last post on gfy then go to bed


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                                                                                                                                    • John-ACWM
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                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                                                                                                      • 20060
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Sounds like an amazing place and plan. Now everybody knows about the spot and it would be very crowded...

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                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 32195
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          I'd call everyone I care about and tell them how much they meant to me. I would also try to contact people who've done me wrong and forgive them. Inner peace is the key.

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                                                                                                                                            • Agent 488
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                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2006
                                                                                                                                              • 22511
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              "the flight of the alone to the Alone"

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                                                                                                                                                • alias
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                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 19010
                                                                                                                                                  #37
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                                                                                                                                                      • 31645
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by $5 submissions
                                                                                                                                                      I'd call everyone I care about and tell them how much they meant to me.
                                                                                                                                                      Their lines would probably be busy, it being the last day on earth and all.
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                                                                                                                                                        • The Heron
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                                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                          • 4496
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          I live everyday expecting it to be my last, it's funny to see how everyone else thinks they will live to 90 & then die. It's been a fun ride and now I do what I want when I want.

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                                                                                                                                                            • Spunky
                                                                                                                                                              I need a beer
                                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 133986
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Fuck a few hookers and bang some speedballs until I OD

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                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                                  • 38323
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Jason Voorhees
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2010
                                                                                                                                                                      • 843
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Penrod
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                                          • 3580
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                                                                          ...and you know it. What would you do with your last day in existence?


                                                                                                                                                                          I think I'd go pick up the wife from her office, drive to Half Moon Bay, get as stoned as humanly possible, sit on the beach, watch the ocean and wait for the end.
                                                                                                                                                                          I would grab the wife and the girlfriend and head to the beach.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • ethanol
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2009
                                                                                                                                                                              • 44
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                                                                                                                                                                              whats the cause of demise? i may head out to a haven in the desert, cave, or some underground bunker with all my "end of the world" gear. definitely get as far away from civilization as possbile as everyone would be going nuts, it would be total mayhem.. killings, thievery etc

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