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sperbonzo 07-26-2010 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by pimpware (Post 17363179)
bad news, that's a problem for every country :1orglaugh
we have a winner!!!

Ding ding ding!!!

Give that man a cupie doll!!!



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J. Falcon 07-26-2010 08:20 AM
I'm sure it loves you back.

Vendzilla 07-26-2010 08:32 AM
Try California
We have everything here, big cities, open ranges, mountains, snow year round, high deserts and low ones, oceans, sand dunes, record sized trees, agriculture( I think we have enough rice for Japan grown here) Porn Valley, Hollywood, medical Marijuana, the list goes on

just a punk 07-26-2010 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17363652)
Try California
We have everything here ... medical Marijuana ...
But still no medical heroin? What loss. :(

BTW, I didn't like California. The most impressive place I was in the USA is the old French town of New Orleans.

Amputate Your Head 07-26-2010 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by cyberxxx (Post 17363695)
But still no medical heroin? What loss. :(

BTW, I didn't like California. The most impressive place I was in the USA is the old French town of New Orleans.
Hawaii is the crown jewel of the US. Even though it's the 50th state, in practice living there is much like living in a different country. They get all the benefit of still being in the US, but also enjoy being 2500 miles from the mainland.

just a punk 07-26-2010 08:55 AM
Unfortunately I never been to Hawaii. Perhaps some day...

_Richard_ 07-26-2010 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by PenisFace (Post 17360868)
I love the United States. I love everything about the place.
  • Huge variations in the people, places and ways of life.
  • The people in LA are massively different than the people in NY.
  • Cowboys.
  • City slickers.
  • Food varies massively between locations.
  • I've never encountered an unfriendly American.
  • I've encountered plenty of unfriendly people from elsewhere.
  • People (especially in the South) are polite and courteous. I don't care if it's fake, it's the thought that counts.
  • Technology. They're always working on new and interesting shit.
  • Space. As a huge, giant space nerd, the Americans are really, really good at space, the universe, and stuffs.
  • Sports. Americans love their sports. I can respect this, even if I hate most sports.
  • They always become intrigued and excited when they find out that I'm Canadian.

I bolded the last one, because it always stands out to me. Regardless of where I am, when I'm in the United States and someone finds out that I'm Canadian, they always seem happy to talk. What I usually hear is, "Oh I'd love to visit canada one day!". Not only does this make my inner Canadian happy, it makes me happy that we are seen in a good light. I only wish that more Canadians felt the same way I do about the United States.

I also love the United States because I am fit, healthy, and have a pretty good looking body. My face may look like it was run over by a dump truck, but at least I have abs. When I was in North Carolina, on the beach, I felt like the biggest badass on the planet. In every direction was a fat man or a fat woman. Unlike other places, I could argue that I was the hottest piece of ass on that beach that day.

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/3986/fuckyean.gif
it's funny, but when i was in upstate new york doing the small town bar scene, a bunch of these guys smoking found out i was canadian, and they non-aggressively surrounded me asking zillions of questions.

it was slightly disturbing at how open and willing to learn they were, yet didn't do it via any method of self-education

Amputate Your Head 07-26-2010 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17363868)
it's funny, but when i was in upstate new york doing the small town bar scene, a bunch of these guys smoking found out i was canadian, and they non-aggressively surrounded me asking zillions of questions.

it was slightly disturbing at how open and willing to learn they were, yet didn't do it via any method of self-education
That's interesting... around 15 years ago I guess, I got stuck for the night in some podunk town up around the Georgian Bay. So I went to this little bar that was close by. As soon as those guys in there found out I was American, they did the same thing.... surrounded me and started asking a million questions.... buying me beers all night.... they were a great crowd. Had a blast.

_Richard_ 07-26-2010 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17363879)
That's interesting... around 15 years ago I guess, I got stuck for the night in some podunk town up around the Georgian Bay. So I went to this little bar that was close by. As soon as those guys in there found out I was American, they did the same thing.... surrounded me and started asking a million questions.... buying me beers all night.... they were a great crowd. Had a blast.
haha isn't that past Barrie? i'm trying to think of an equivalent and i'm only coming up with towns in alaska haha

Sausage 07-26-2010 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by cyberxxx (Post 17363695)
But still no medical heroin? What loss. :(

BTW, I didn't like California. The most impressive place I was in the USA is the old French town of New Orleans.
Yeah I have to say that California (LA+ a bit) and Miami were both slums, some of the most awful cities i have ever experienced and I have been to many of the Asian cesspools ... but LA and Miami were just the most horrible places to be. Will never go back to those fucked up cities.. and probably not those states either.

Though most of Colorado as a whole, and New York were major experiences. Really enjoyed Texas and New Mexico too! Never been to New Orleans but its on my hitlist :)

just a punk 07-26-2010 09:57 AM
On my opinion, Miami looks better than LA. Perhaps because of a sunny weather and nice Atlantic Ocean which is far better than the Pacific one.

Amputate Your Head 07-26-2010 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17363893)
haha isn't that past Barrie? i'm trying to think of an equivalent and i'm only coming up with towns in alaska haha
I remember it was somewhere near Sudbury... delivered some sewer pipe up there to a farm.

http://brokenzombie.com/junk_bin/gfy/georgian_bay.jpg

_Richard_ 07-26-2010 10:07 AM
think the town you're talking about is around that 'A'.. funny tho

Serial Pervert 07-26-2010 10:14 AM
it's a nice country, but you know, it have some bad things too...

gumdrop 07-26-2010 10:18 AM
You can't judge a country by it's "Bush".

Jason Voorhees 07-26-2010 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17363879)
That's interesting... around 15 years ago I guess, I got stuck for the night in some podunk town up around the Georgian Bay. So I went to this little bar that was close by. As soon as those guys in there found out I was American, they did the same thing.... surrounded me and started asking a million questions.... buying me beers all night.... they were a great crowd. Had a blast.
That's interesting... Around 27 years ago, I was minding my own business when a bunch of slut counselors were fucking around in MY camp, and as soon as they found out I was a mass murder, they started running and screaming bloody murder. They were a great crowd, I had a blast with their dead bodies.

Amputate Your Head 07-26-2010 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Jason Voorhees (Post 17364365)
That's interesting... Around 27 years ago, I was minding my own business when a bunch of slut counselors were fucking around in MY camp, and as soon as they found out I was a mass murder, they started running and screaming bloody murder. They were a great crowd, I had a blast with their dead bodies.
That's interesting... I saw the documentary of your self-defense of your home & property from those trespassers. They did a pretty good re-enactment although the guy was nowhere near as powerful & commanding as yourself in real life.

Jason Voorhees 07-26-2010 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17364394)
That's interesting... I saw the documentary of your self-defense of your home & property from those trespassers. They did a pretty good re-enactment although the guy was nowhere near as powerful & commanding as yourself in real life.
Do you think this video makes my butt look big?

adultebusiness 07-26-2010 01:04 PM
Amen to those who love America. Love Tia Carera. That's all to say.
Peace


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