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Old 07-23-2010, 08:42 AM   #1
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I was fired at the "Company Picnic".

For the last departmental picnic, management had decided that, due to liability issues,
we could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person.

I was fired for ordering the cups.

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Old 07-23-2010, 08:58 AM   #2
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Old 07-23-2010, 09:00 AM   #3
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I was fired for ordering the cups.

nice way to brake the rulez!
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Looks like a GTS Friday picnic ;-)
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Old 07-23-2010, 09:57 AM   #10
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For the last departmental picnic, management had decided that, due to liability issues,
we could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person.

I was fired for ordering the cups.



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Old 07-23-2010, 10:29 AM   #11
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Old 07-23-2010, 10:59 AM   #15
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Old 07-23-2010, 04:10 PM   #16
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Looks like a GTS Friday picnic ;-)
Way too many people in that picture for it to be GTS.

GTS could drive to its picnic in a Civic coupe these days. Hell, they don't even fill up one lane at a bowling alley anymore.
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Quite handy. You can have your drink, then take a dump in it when you're finished...
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Looks like a GTS Friday picnic ;-)


GTS staff now drink Wine Coolers..
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For the last departmental picnic, management had decided that, due to liability issues,
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I was fired for ordering the cups.

Oh, shit! Second time tonight I've blown my adult beverage onto my keyboard!

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And bud light lime as well
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I'm glad you are proud of this!
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