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cthulhu_waves · 07-22-2010, 08:57 AM

You ever see a product and think, "Jeez, why didn't I think of that?!" This is not one of them.

Finally, a way to dignify the experience of sitting around farting in your pants: Meet Subtle Butt, the odor-eating butt patch. "I use them on airplanes, after a chili meal, and even on my dog," says its evangelistic creator.

Here's a demo of people sticking Subtle Butt to the seats of their underpants, then farting in a scientist's face:

StyleList interviewed Kim Olenicoff, the brains behind Subtle Butt:

"I use them on airplanes, after a chili meal, and even on my dog," Kim Olenicoff, founder of Solutions That Stick, told me from the floor of Cosmoprof North America. "Some customers have even told me that it's saved their marriage!," she spilled. "People with IBS and food allergies definitely gravitate toward these, too."

Solutions That Stick features other stick-on products like Knicker Sticker (it sticks to the crotch of your pants to prevent camel toe) and White Collar Grime (you stick it to your collar so you don't sweat on it). Some day, we will live in a world where your entire wardrobe is one giant sticker.

Read more about the Subtle Butt here.

fatfoo · 07-22-2010, 09:16 AM

When I was a child, many child around me did fart
Adults don't fart, they roll a cart
A person tries to contain the gas inside the ass
It should not escape on an unfortunate lass
Subtle Butt sounds like a useful product to decrease bad smell
The Internet has no smell, so the smelling man never fell
Sight and sound from a computer screen
The woman in the advertisement looks slender and lean
Use Subtle Butt on your dog and keep it neat
Toilet train your creature so that it does not shit
Sound, sight, touch, taste and smell
That is where the senses dwell

troncarver · 07-22-2010, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo

When I was a child, many child around me did fart
Adults don't fart, they roll a cart
A person tries to contain the gas inside the ass
It should not escape on an unfortunate lass
Subtle Butt sounds like a useful product to decrease bad smell
The Internet has no smell, so the smelling man never fell
Sight and sound from a computer screen
The woman in the advertisement looks slender and lean
Use Subtle Butt on your dog and keep it neat
Toilet train your creature so that it does not shit
Sound, sight, touch, taste and smell
That is where the senses dwell

bots writing poetry? dam 2010 should be a good year

Tom_PM · 07-22-2010, 09:20 AM

If they add an audio amplifier to it, it's a hit.

Scott McD · 07-22-2010, 09:36 AM

What's the point in farting if you aren't gonna gas people out with them ????

LongBG · 07-22-2010, 11:57 AM

My farts smell good. Plus sharing is caring.

Chosen · 07-22-2010, 12:01 PM

Great invention, haha

CaptainHowdy · 07-22-2010, 12:03 PM

They're taking all the fun away to human interaction

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John-ACWM · 07-22-2010, 12:15 PM

They miss the fun in farting

07-22-2010, 08:57 AM	#1
cthulhu_waves Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 1,966	Introducing the odor-patching butt patch You ever see a product and think, "Jeez, why didn't I think of that?!" This is not one of them. Finally, a way to dignify the experience of sitting around farting in your pants: Meet Subtle Butt, the odor-eating butt patch. "I use them on airplanes, after a chili meal, and even on my dog," says its evangelistic creator. Here's a demo of people sticking Subtle Butt to the seats of their underpants, then farting in a scientist's face: StyleList interviewed Kim Olenicoff, the brains behind Subtle Butt: "I use them on airplanes, after a chili meal, and even on my dog," Kim Olenicoff, founder of Solutions That Stick, told me from the floor of Cosmoprof North America. "Some customers have even told me that it's saved their marriage!," she spilled. "People with IBS and food allergies definitely gravitate toward these, too." Solutions That Stick features other stick-on products like Knicker Sticker (it sticks to the crotch of your pants to prevent camel toe) and White Collar Grime (you stick it to your collar so you don't sweat on it). Some day, we will live in a world where your entire wardrobe is one giant sticker. Read more about the Subtle Butt here. You ever see a product and think, "Jeez, why didn't I think of that?!" This is not one of them. Finally, a way to dignify the experience of sitting around farting in your pants: Meet Subtle Butt, the odor-eating butt patch. "I use them on airplanes, after a chili meal, and even on my dog," says its evangelistic creator. Here's a demo of people sticking Subtle Butt to the seats of their underpants, then farting in a scientist's face: StyleList interviewed Kim Olenicoff, the brains behind Subtle Butt: "I use them on airplanes, after a chili meal, and even on my dog," Kim Olenicoff, founder of Solutions That Stick, told me from the floor of Cosmoprof North America. "Some customers have even told me that it's saved their marriage!," she spilled. "People with IBS and food allergies definitely gravitate toward these, too." Solutions That Stick features other stick-on products like Knicker Sticker (it sticks to the crotch of your pants to prevent camel toe) and White Collar Grime (you stick it to your collar so you don't sweat on it). Some day, we will live in a world where your entire wardrobe is one giant sticker. Read more about the Subtle Butt here. __________________ DATINGFACTORY.COM WE BUILD YOUR BRAND, NOT OURS! Private Label *Dating* Solutions & Affiliate *Dating* Network.

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fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	When I was a child, many child around me did fart Adults don't fart, they roll a cart A person tries to contain the gas inside the ass It should not escape on an unfortunate lass Subtle Butt sounds like a useful product to decrease bad smell The Internet has no smell, so the smelling man never fell Sight and sound from a computer screen The woman in the advertisement looks slender and lean Use Subtle Butt on your dog and keep it neat Toilet train your creature so that it does not shit Sound, sight, touch, taste and smell That is where the senses dwell __________________ Send me an email: [email protected] Last edited by fatfoo; 07-22-2010 at 09:18 AM..

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