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Juicy D. Links · 07-19-2010, 07:49 AM

I got bit in my inner thighs...no clue how the fuck that happend...

I think there must be some critters feeding on my ambiance

good thing up here none em are the poisonous type

I dont want to call a exterminator and have him spray the chemical shit inside and so on...

Wizzo · 07-19-2010, 07:51 AM

They just can't resist those sweet inner thighs...

Spyce · 07-19-2010, 07:57 AM

Yuck! I'd be calling the exterminator :-)

LongBG · 07-19-2010, 08:01 AM

It's crabs.

ottopottomouse · 07-19-2010, 08:39 AM

They look at your tan and think you look partially cooked so must be tasty.

JFK · 07-19-2010, 08:49 AM

take a look at your sheets, besides gallons of cum, do you see little red spots on them ? like in Blood ?

Juicy D. Links · 07-19-2010, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

take a look at your sheets, besides gallons of cum, do you see little red spots on them ? like in Blood ?

nah the girls in the bed I make sure they arent having there period

CarlosTheGaucho · 07-19-2010, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

They look at your tan and think you look partially cooked so must be tasty.

JFK · 07-19-2010, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

nah the girls in the bed I make sure they arent having there period

wasnt referring to girls having their period........... but bedbugs

they leave tiny little red spots

Semi-Retired-Dave · 07-19-2010, 10:13 AM

Next time tell him to sleep in and leave you alone.

fatfoo · 07-19-2010, 10:14 AM

They could have been mosquitoes.

KillerK · 07-19-2010, 10:14 AM

stop eating all that fried chicken

D Ghost · 07-19-2010, 01:25 PM

It's probably bed bugs...

"Bedbugs, though not strictly nocturnal, are mainly active at night and are capable of feeding unnoticed on their hosts."

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/bed...CTION=symptoms

SleazyDream · 07-19-2010, 01:29 PM

was your security alarm on?

epitome · 07-19-2010, 01:36 PM

Tell the truth about how it really happened...

epitome · 07-19-2010, 01:38 PM

In all seriousness, you could have gotten bed bugs in Vegas.

The only way to find out is to throw out your bed, the bedding and anything with upholstery in your house. If you still get bit then it wasn't bed bugs.

Juicy D. Links · 07-19-2010, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

In all seriousness, you could have gotten bed bugs in Vegas.

The only way to find out is to throw out your bed, the bedding and anything with upholstery in your house. If you still get bit then it wasn't bed bugs.

I got one of em Tempu Pudics ... they are supposed to be bedbug resistant?

Shit... I prob got bit while on my trip.

motherfuckers

epitome · 07-19-2010, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I got one of em Tempu Pudics ... they are supposed to be bedbug resistant?

Shit... I prob got bit while on my trip.

motherfuckers

Actually, I think they are bed bug resistant. I was just hoping you'd throw everything in your house out in a panic.

Chosen · 07-20-2010, 02:28 AM

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will76 · 07-20-2010, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I got bit in my inner thighs...no clue how the fuck that happend...

I think there must be some critters feeding on my ambiance

good thing up here none em are the poisonous type

I dont want to call a exterminator and have him spray the chemical shit inside and so on...

.........

CaptainHowdy · 07-20-2010, 09:09 AM

I call tranny bite...

Scott McD · 07-20-2010, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

Tell the truth about how it really happened...

Hahaha!

Tom_PM · 07-20-2010, 09:59 AM

Q:I got bit in my inner thighs...no clue how the fuck that happend...
A:You like companionship and cant resist when the right one comes along.

Q:I think there must be some critters feeding on my ambiance
A:Clinics will hook you up with some meds to clear that up.

Q:good thing up here none em are the poisonous type
A:Give me a beer.

Q:I dont want to call a exterminator and have him spray the chemical shit inside and so on...
A: WTF!??

CDSmith · 07-20-2010, 10:21 AM

Juicy, when's the last time you fired up your vacuum?

MaDalton · 07-20-2010, 10:24 AM

probably just a rash from a badly shaved tranny

cherrylula · 07-20-2010, 11:25 AM

they are attracted to the scents and perfumes in products.

quit putting aftershave on your balls!

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