What do you guys use to Moisturize your face and body?

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992
    #1

    What do you guys use to Moisturize your face and body?



    I know you do so admit it
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    • seeandsee
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      • Mar 2006
      • 50945
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        • Randy West
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jan 2005
          • 1079
          #3
          1) I use a vast amount of Oil of Olay mixed with eggs and mayonaise.

          2) 3 parts/1 part/1part/

          3) Mix until sexy. Apply to your genitalia....

          4) ???

          5) Profit

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            • Amputate Your Head
              There can be only one
              • Aug 2001
              • 39075
              #4
              Soap and a shower.
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                • just a punk
                  So fuckin' bored
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 32393
                  #5
                  Much more soap and a shower.
                  Obey the Cowgod

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                    • Sly
                      Let's do some business!
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 31377
                      #6
                      Seamen mostly.
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                        • candyflip
                          Carpe Visio
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 43069
                          #7
                          Whatever Johnson's Baby Lotion is on my hands when I'm done lotioning up the kids.

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                            • marketsmart
                              HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 20419
                              #8
                              I believe in taking care of myself, eating a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches; I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser. Then a honey-almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer. Then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protecting lotion.



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                                • charlie g
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2006
                                  • 2759
                                  #9
                                  I rub chicken shit on my face to give a really nice earth tone to my wrinkles. I then have my GF piss all over me so I have that "urban outdoorsman" odor with me throughout the day. I know it seems like a lot of trouble, but it is a conversation starter and I enjoy taking care of myself.
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                                    • Caligari
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2009
                                      • 5414
                                      #10
                                      My squirting girlfriend.
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                                        • marketsmart
                                          HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 20419
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Caligari
                                          My squirting girlfriend.
                                          out of her pussy or out of her ass?




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                                            • Caligari
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2009
                                              • 5414
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by marketsmart
                                              out of her pussy or out of her ass?

                                              .
                                              Simultaneously if she's in the right mood.

                                              I find that feeding her a ten ounce rib eye, 3 bowls of Special K, a 5th of Ronrico 151 and a 12 oz serving of organic blueberrys the night before does the trick.
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                                                • marketsmart
                                                  HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 20419
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Caligari
                                                  Simultaneously if she's in the right mood.

                                                  I find that feeding her a ten ounce rib eye, 3 bowls of Special K, a 5th of Ronrico 151 and a 12 oz serving of organic blueberrys the night before does the trick.
                                                  my kind of lady....

                                                  what i recommend is giving her 3 bottles of Fleet Enemas... let that stew in her for about 10 minutes...

                                                  the explosive mixture that will come gushing out of her will be a religious experience...

                                                  btw.. make sure you try this for the first time in some shady motel that only excepts cash and doesnt ask for id's...




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                                                    • fuzebox
                                                      making it rain
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 22353
                                                      #14
                                                      Marketsmart

                                                      Should I be the first to provide a real comment? I use Old Spice dry skin defense body wash in the shower, and then a nivea "shine control" facial moisturizer after the shower.

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                                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 94744
                                                          #15
                                                          Real man's hands and face are always dry...

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                                                            • Sly
                                                              Let's do some business!
                                                              • Sep 2004
                                                              • 31377
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                              I believe in taking care of myself, eating a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches; I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser. Then a honey-almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer. Then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protecting lotion.



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