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brassmonkey · 07-16-2010, 10:11 AM

this is a huge one

Hercules: The World's Biggest Dog Ever According to Guinness World Records

Hercules was recently awarded the honorable distinction of Worlds Biggest Dog by Guinness World Records. Hercules is an English Mastiff and has a 38 inch neck and weighs 282 pounds.

With "paws the size of softballs" (reports the Boston Herald), the three-year-old monster is far larger and heavier than his breed's standard 200lb. limit. Hercules owner Mr. Flynn says that Hercules weight is natural and not induced by a bizarre diet: "I fed him normal food and he just grew".... and grew. and grew.

ottopottomouse · 07-16-2010, 10:17 AM

Someone said the other day there is always someone that finds a picture Jesus took and posts it somewhere as if it's new.

Today you win a prize for being that person.

Xrated J · 07-16-2010, 10:17 AM

a friend of mine has an english mastiff. not near that big tho.

Amputate Your Head · 07-16-2010, 10:17 AM

That is one huge puppy. Shoveling up his dumps must be a real treat.

JFK · 07-16-2010, 10:18 AM

HOLY SHIT ! Makes my 90odd LB Dobie look like a Chiuaua

brassmonkey · 07-16-2010, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Someone said the other day there is always someone that finds a picture Jesus took and posts it somewhere as if it's new.

Today you win a prize for being that person.

shut the fuck up.

baddog · 07-16-2010, 10:24 AM

A week or so ago goodgirl and I were driving through the sticks somewhere in Indiana and we saw what we thought was a pony of some sort. It then lifted its leg to pee on a tree.

It wasn't until that point that we realized it was a dog. It was funny because we were both watching and thinking the same thing without saying anything.

When it lifted its leg we both said, "horses don't do that."

Jman · 07-16-2010, 10:26 AM

If I see one more idiot jogging with their dog in this hot temp and humidity I will flip out and hurt someone... Last one I saw I stopped and asked him to try to jog in a snowsuit and see how it felt.

Fucking Idiots!!!

Tom_PM · 07-16-2010, 10:29 AM

Hmm.. I'm thinking if that dog wanted to run.. that leash is going to turn into a human-drag line. Hope it's not wrapped around his wrist too tight!

cherrylula · 07-16-2010, 10:29 AM

that pic looks like it has been photoshopped yo

ShellyCrash · 07-16-2010, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

there is always someone that finds a picture Jesus took

Love it.

Reminds me of that crack from school:

Your mama's so old she went gang bangin' with Moses.

Amputate Your Head · 07-16-2010, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

If I see one more idiot jogging with their dog in this hot temp and humidity I will flip out and hurt someone... Last one I saw I stopped and asked him to try to jog in a snowsuit and see how it felt.

Fucking Idiots!!!

I just got back from running mine. It's about 90 out there right now I would guess. They had fun and loved every minute of it. You have to keep in mind that dogs aren't pussies like humans.. they just want to do something fun with their owners, they don't care what the weather is like.

bronco67 · 07-16-2010, 10:33 AM

I don't trust anyone that doesn't like dogs. True story.

Jman · 07-16-2010, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

I just got back from running mine. It's about 90 out there right now I would guess. They had fun and loved every minute of it. You have to keep in mind that dogs aren't pussies like humans.. they just want to do something fun with their owners, they don't care what the weather is like.

The dogs I see running in our humidity which is getting up to 90-100's are not looking like they are having fun... Feel your dogs heartbeat when it is THAT hot and Humid... NOT cool imho...

The only reason they are doing it is to please you their owner... Let them loose in the temp and I doubt they'll just go out for a job

Amputate Your Head · 07-16-2010, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

The dogs I see running in our humidity which is getting up to 90-100's are not looking like they are having fun... Feel your dogs heartbeat when it is THAT hot and Humid... NOT cool imho...

The only reason they are doing it is to please you their owner... Let them loose in the temp and I doubt they'll just go out for a job

Well, relative humidity here right now is around 32% so it's pretty darn dry. I can't let them loose... they will take off and run wild for hours. They love being out, with or without me.

brassmonkey · 07-16-2010, 10:49 AM

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yoEeOxRX8U
damn i picked up a couple troll bitches.

Jman · 07-16-2010, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Well, relative humidity here right now is around 32% so it's pretty darn dry. I can't let them loose... they will take off and run wild for hours. They love being out, with or without me.

We're in the 60% here hence why my rant.

paperboy · 07-16-2010, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

I don't trust anyone that doesn't like dogs. True story.

I agree on that one

Chosen · 07-16-2010, 11:32 AM

Nice doggie

maxxtro · 07-16-2010, 12:26 PM

Cats ftw

bobby666 · 07-16-2010, 12:30 PM

sorry - i never had sex with a dog

ottopottomouse · 07-16-2010, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

I don't trust anyone that doesn't like dogs. True story.

I know a couple of people that were bitten as a small child that I think have a genuine excuse for not liking dogs.

bronco67 · 07-16-2010, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

I know a couple of people that were bitten as a small child that I think have a genuine excuse for not liking dogs.

I was attacked and bitten by a wolf/Husky hybrid when I was 12, and I'm a dog lover...I guess its all about coping skills. But anyway, most dog bites are the owner's fault -- so maybe a fear of dogs would make sense.

brassmonkey · 07-16-2010, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

I was attacked and bitten by a wolf/Husky hybrid when I was 12, and I'm a dog lover...I guess its all about coping skills. But anyway, most dog bites are the owner's fault -- so maybe a fear of dogs would make sense.

i was attacked by a dog and im not afraid of them at all. this poodle my uncle had it was jumping on my lap. i picked it up and sat it on the ground and the fucker attacks me.

ripped my fingers up that muther fucker

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