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  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
    Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
    • Jul 2004
    • 38323
    #1

    What's the longest turd you ever shat?

    I think I set a personal best this morning...

    Must have been the curry.



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    • CDSmith
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • May 2001
      • 51460
      #2
      What a wonderfully odd question.

      Once I dropped one so big that it almost seemed alive. Had to slam the lid and flush it before it came after me I tell you.

      There was no time to measure it.
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        • Jarmusch
           
          • May 2003
          • 12479
          #3
          It never dawned on me to take the tape measure with me to the bathroom.

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            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
              Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
              • Jul 2004
              • 38323
              #4
              Originally posted by CDSmith
              What a wonderfully odd question.

              Once I dropped one so big that it almost seemed alive. Had to slam the lid and flush it before it came after me I tell you.

              There was no time to measure it.
              Originally posted by Jarmusch
              It never dawned on me to take the tape measure with me to the bathroom.


              Desperate times call for desperate measures...

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                • stephane76
                  Frenchie
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 3892
                  #5
                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                  What a wonderfully odd question.

                  Once I dropped one so big that it almost seemed alive. Had to slam the lid and flush it before it came after me I tell you.

                  There was no time to measure it.

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                    • CDSmith
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • May 2001
                      • 51460
                      #6
                      Originally posted by stephane76
                      I kid you not it was one of the few times in my life that I wished I kept a gun in the house.
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                        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                          • Jul 2004
                          • 38323
                          #7
                          Originally posted by CDSmith
                          I kid you not it was one of the few times in my life that I wished I kept a gun in the house.


                          And remember...



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                            • CurrentlySober
                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 38940
                              #8
                              I used to like poo


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                                • alias
                                  aliasx
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 19010
                                  #9
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                                    • CunningStunt
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2006
                                      • 5594
                                      #10
                                      I did one once while travelling in France, must have been 2 feet long curled up. I'd been constipated for 5 days - it was in one of those toilets which you have to squat down to do the business - it kept coming out like a whippy icecream. It was so heavy that the flushes wouldn't move it to the hole. I had to push it down with a stick.

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                                        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                          Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 38323
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by CunningStunt
                                          I did one once while travelling in France, must have been 2 feet long curled up. I'd been constipated for 5 days - it was in one of those toilets which you have to squat down to do the business - it kept coming out like a whippy icecream. It was so heavy that the flushes wouldn't move it to the hole. I had to push it down with a stick.


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                                            • alias
                                              aliasx
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 19010
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by CunningStunt
                                              I did one once while travelling in France, must have been 2 feet long curled up. I'd been constipated for 5 days - it was in one of those toilets which you have to squat down to do the business - it kept coming out like a whippy icecream. It was so heavy that the flushes wouldn't move it to the hole. I had to push it down with a stick.
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                                                • Spunky
                                                  I need a beer
                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                  • 133986
                                                  #13
                                                  I go by coils..a 3 coiler isn't uncommon after a good fiber filled breakfast

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                                                    • fatfoo
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                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 27763
                                                      #14
                                                      There is a lot of gravity to what you just wrote.
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                                                        • CDSmith
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 51460
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by alias
                                                          That's your basic 4-coiler. Rare, but not unheard of.

                                                          Rumor has it that it took 2 full rolls of 3-ply asswipe for that guy to clean up after dropping that badboy. Also the park police apparently wrote him a $44 dollar ticket for crapping on their beach and refusing to clean it up. (poor shmuck didn't have a shovel)

                                                          That pic is now legendary.
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                                                            • LeRoy
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                                                              • Jul 2007
                                                              • 13364
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                              What a wonderfully odd question.

                                                              Once I dropped one so big that it almost seemed alive. Had to slam the lid and flush it before it came after me I tell you.

                                                              There was no time to measure it.
                                                              Was it that big? Did it push you off the rim?
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                                                                • CDSmith
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                  • 51460
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by LeRoy
                                                                  Was it that big? Did it push you off the rim?
                                                                  I don't know but I'm pretty sure it had a pulse.
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                                                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                      • 38323
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                      I don't know but I'm pretty sure it had a pulse.
                                                                      Did you have a finger on the pulse?









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                                                                        • Jarmusch
                                                                           
                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                          • 12479
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by CunningStunt
                                                                          I did one once while travelling in France, must have been 2 feet long curled up. I'd been constipated for 5 days - it was in one of those toilets which you have to squat down to do the business - it kept coming out like a whippy icecream. It was so heavy that the flushes wouldn't move it to the hole. I had to push it down with a stick.
                                                                          Taking a dump sitting down is not natural. Our bodies were design to crap squatting down. No wonder squatting in France cured you of your constipation.



                                                                          Many people have come up with ingenious solutions do their business squatting down on normal toilets. Examples:



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                                                                            • CunningStunt
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Aug 2006
                                                                              • 5594
                                                                              #20
                                                                              LOL Jarmusch, interesting. I'm strangely turned on by that woman squatting, not sure why.

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                                                                                • LAJ
                                                                                  Gingerific
                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                  • 5567
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  What a shitty thread.
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                                                                                    • Jarmusch
                                                                                       
                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                      • 12479
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by CunningStunt
                                                                                      LOL Jarmusch, interesting. I'm strangely turned on by that woman squatting, not sure why.
                                                                                      Don't laugh man. Crapping sitting on a toilet is said to be the leading cause of colon cancer. On countries where people crap in the squatting position, colon cancer is practically unheard of.

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                                                                                        • ottopottomouse
                                                                                          She is ugly, bad luck.
                                                                                          • Jan 2010
                                                                                          • 13177
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Jarmusch
                                                                                          On countries where people crap in the squatting position, colon cancer is practically unheard of.
                                                                                          Conclusion; colon cancer is caused by not going out dressed as a tent.


                                                                                          What sort of a wierdo measures their shit?
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                                                                                            • Vendzilla
                                                                                              Biker Gnome
                                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                                              • 23200
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Jarmusch
                                                                                              Don't laugh man. Crapping sitting on a toilet is said to be the leading cause of colon cancer. On countries where people crap in the squatting position, colon cancer is practically unheard of.
                                                                                              walked into a restaurant bathroom in Japan, there was a ditch basically to crap in, I held it till I got back to the boat
                                                                                              Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                                                              think about that

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                                                                                                • CDSmith
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                  • 51460
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                                                                                                  What sort of a wierdo measures their shit?
                                                                                                  Give birth to an award-winning trophy turd yourself and then you'll know.

                                                                                                  Then you'll be one of us.
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