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  • Triple 6
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 5394

    #1

    10 Things You Wish Ya Didnt Know

    I dont know if this shit is accurate or what, but I saw it posted elsewhere, thought I would bug you peoples out:


    1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litres of urine.
    2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
    3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
    4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
    5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
    6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
    7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
    8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
    9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.
    10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces.
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  • Jakke PNG
    ex-TeenGodFather
    • Nov 2001
    • 20306

    #2
    Originally posted by Triple 6
    5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
    6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
    These I find disturbing. Not the others really..

    about, 9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases

    Did you know that 1 person passes gas about 1 litre/day..
    ..and I'm off.

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    • High Quality
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2002
      • 5741

      #3
      Originally posted by TeenGodFather

      These I find disturbing. Not the others really..

      about, 9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases

      Did you know that 1 person passes gas about 1 litre/day..
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      • Triple 6
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2002
        • 5394

        #4
        Originally posted by High Quality


        At STP? No way.

        What I hate most is how you fart, and that shit will just follow you.

        I saw Austin Powers 3 tonite, and it royally sucked, but this one part about how he said people will smell their own brand of fart.... mad true! If you dont smell your own shit and somewhat enjoy it, no matter the smell, dude you aint got a dell, u just aint fuckin human!
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        • OneHungLo
          So Fucking Banned
          • May 2001
          • 40906

          #5
          Originally posted by Triple 6

          6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

          Cool.

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          • Undutchable
            Registered User
            • Jun 2002
            • 2217

            #6
            Originally posted by Triple 6
            I dont know if this shit is accurate or what, but I saw it posted elsewhere, thought I would bug you peoples out:

            2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
            What the fuck? Who are these guys that are rubbing their cocks across public doorknobs? Is this an overlooked niche?

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            • HeadPimp
              Bad Mo-Fo
              • Jul 2001
              • 2772

              #7
              1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litres of urine.
              WTF... they sampling slack jawed mongoloids? Anyone ever hear of keeping your mouth shut in a pool?

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              • SykkBoy2
                Jesus loves bacon
                • Feb 2001
                • 19969

                #8
                Originally posted by Undutchable


                What the fuck? Who are these guys that are rubbing their cocks across public doorknobs? Is this an overlooked niche?
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                • Scott McD
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 67798

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Undutchable


                  What the fuck? Who are these guys that are rubbing their cocks across public doorknobs? Is this an overlooked niche?





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                  • fnet
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 1721

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Triple 6
                    I dont know if this shit is accurate or what, but I saw it posted elsewhere, thought I would bug you peoples out:

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                    Anyone who pretends to be prissy here isn't fooling anyone.
                    the sound of one hand googlewhacking

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                    • haggard
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 469

                      #11
                      lol! i don't mind coming into contact with women that haven't washed their hands after rubbing it. i don't wash my hands after wacking it and i go out and shake everyone's hand.
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                      • multisexsite
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 929

                        #12
                        I wish I didnt know that. I guess I'm gonna have to start making more people eat my pubic hairs.

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