Hypothetical: Adult = Over...what do you do now for "employment"? - GoFuckYourself.com

DEA - banned for life · 11-17-2007, 07:11 AM

What would you smut peddling bastards do for "employment" if for some reason the online adult biz closed down tommorrow?

Me..i would do some mainstream stuff..maybe cash out on some non-essentials..open a beach bar..if i couldnt do that i would probably move to the middle of knowhere for 1 year and grow marijuana

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sweetcuties · 11-17-2007, 07:14 AM

Always have a backup

dissipate · 11-17-2007, 07:14 AM

Easy, mainstream.

StuartD · 11-17-2007, 07:14 AM

There's a lot more to the internet than just the porn.

Enemator · 11-17-2007, 07:19 AM

If the online biz closes down people will go back to hardware like magazines and DVD.

GatorB · 11-17-2007, 07:20 AM

wal-mart

Cyrano · 11-17-2007, 07:21 AM

McDonald's

DEA - banned for life · 11-17-2007, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

There's a lot more to the internet than just the porn.

Thats pretty obvious...so mainstream is your answer?

Barefootsies · 11-17-2007, 07:34 AM

I'm already investing close to half my adult profit into mainstream projects.

But if you mean a regular 9-5, I could always go back to telco, or network consulting.

Forkbeard · 11-17-2007, 07:41 AM

Adult 2.0, of course.

People aren't going to get tired of sex on the internet. The only thing that can possibly every be "over" is particular products and revenue models.

Now, let us assume the impossible -- there is nobody left on the internet with adult interest. The anti-sex warriors have triumphed and we live in a world with a forced salt-peter diet where babies are manufactured by Ford and General Motors because nobody can be arsed to stick a dick in a pussy.

OK. What do I do now? I create what the internet marketing theorists call "traffic of intent". And I sell it, various ways, to advertisers.

That's a lot of fun. If I weren't doing it in "adult", I'd be doing it anyway. It's a great business, no matter what the topic.

GatorB · 11-17-2007, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEA

Thats pretty obvious...so mainstream is your answer?

Is there an inbetween I am not aware of?

ChefJeff · 11-17-2007, 07:47 AM

I got out of the web / multimedia business and made a return to my previous profession, tennis, um... you can say that didn't work out, so now I'm back in the business.

martinsc · 11-17-2007, 07:47 AM

invest more time in my offline business....

justFred · 11-17-2007, 07:53 AM

Design a video game.

mikeyddddd · 11-17-2007, 07:56 AM

I'd be a movie star, brain surgeon, millionare playboy or maybe a double-naught spy.

Enemator · 11-17-2007, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

Is there an inbetween I am not aware of?

Yes...like I already said: OFFLINE porn. DVD's, magazines, pimping out hoes. Whatever.

Emil · 11-17-2007, 08:27 AM

I will invent the frisbee

Violetta · 11-17-2007, 09:26 AM

99% of my biz in non-adult!

brand0n · 11-17-2007, 09:28 AM

open a chain of low budget whore houses that cater to the broke man

tony286 · 11-17-2007, 09:33 AM

We are starting to develop mainstream stuff, I would like it to grow to equal adult. I dont like having all my eggs in one basket. If it died tomorrow, I could be working as a head hunter on monday. I wouldnt be happy but I could cover the bills while mandy worked on the mainstream at home.

Evil E · 11-17-2007, 09:36 AM

I have a mainstream career. So just do that, or other mainstream ventures.

Forest · 11-17-2007, 12:14 PM

we are aly doing a good bit of mainstream design

i would actually like to get my sales to 75% mainstream 25% adult

alot more money in mainstream for design

woj · 11-17-2007, 12:22 PM

something else online, duh!

starpimps · 11-17-2007, 12:26 PM

become a male gigolo

Diligent · 11-17-2007, 12:29 PM

Anything mainstream, simple as that.. well, kind of simple hehe

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Linkster · 11-17-2007, 12:54 PM

Go back to being a nuclear physicist - but really dont need to for money - just for something to do

The Duck · 11-17-2007, 01:32 PM

I would probably work in marketing.

farkedup · 11-17-2007, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

There's a lot more to the internet than just the porn.

PROVE IT!

spacedog · 11-17-2007, 01:44 PM

sell porn dvds on ebay, LOL

RawAlex · 11-17-2007, 01:45 PM

Night watchman at a day nursery.

BOSS1 · 11-17-2007, 01:46 PM

do my biotech business full time

minniesoporno · 11-17-2007, 01:56 PM

Well I know my resume is always up to wtih call centre experience from customer service , sales rep or collection agent. I currently work from home for remote customer service company contrac***hange and take the phone orders for swiss chalet from home and in full-time school, I would be majorly dissapointed if the online porn biz went south, but I would just have to move back home and work in boring office call centre jobs and finish my school of being a midwife.

Nasty-Ass · 11-17-2007, 03:06 PM

Invent the worlds largest ass crack and invite you into it.

Zester · 11-19-2007, 06:18 AM

get the rock band from high school back to together

Antonio · 11-19-2007, 07:29 AM

mainstream, after I'm done with this project I'm doing right now it'll be all mainstream from now on (+ developing my existing adult sites of course), I have the feeling that eye to eye mainstrem will make me more $$ (......or not)

DEA - banned for life · 07-13-2010, 10:10 AM

Wondering what everyone has to say now thats its 2010

Amputate Your Head · 07-13-2010, 10:12 AM

I'm planning to freeload off the government for the rest of my days.

BFT3K · 07-13-2010, 12:42 PM

Back to the old toilet factory I suppose...

ottopottomouse · 07-13-2010, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

I'm planning to freeload off the government for the rest of my days.

Pays quite well if you know how to fiddle it properly.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...ion-house.html

NikKay · 07-13-2010, 12:55 PM

Internet marketing on the mainstream side.

2012 · 07-13-2010, 01:00 PM

pornguy · 07-13-2010, 01:00 PM

Male escort.

minniesoporno · 07-13-2010, 02:52 PM

WOw maybe I should update my post.

Probably go back to school.

fuzebox · 07-13-2010, 03:07 PM

"Adult" is just a way to monetize traffic. I'd start putting more work into non-adult niches. I can also survive indefinitely on my rental income.

AlCapone · 07-13-2010, 03:14 PM

Wait for you losers to get the fuck out and get back to business as usual.

MaDalton · 07-13-2010, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

"Adult" is just a way to monetize traffic. I'd start putting more work into non-adult niches. I can also survive indefinitely on my rental income.

depends on who you rent to

Nicky · 07-13-2010, 03:20 PM

Keep growing my mainstream biz.

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