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  • Sarah_Jayne
    Now with more Jayne
    • Dec 2002
    • 40077
    #1

    Sex - 3 Times In 1 Night

    A Frenchman, an Italian and a Texan were discussing love-making.

    "Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the Frenchman. "She was in sheer ecstasy this morning..."

    "Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times", the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."

    When the Texan remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

    "Once." he replied.

    "Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted.

    "And what did she say to you this morning?"

    "Don't stop."
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    • hybrid
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jul 2002
      • 3253
      #2
      He had to go that long because it was so small. Motion of the ocean my ass.

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        • sexyavs
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2002
          • 615
          #3
          I dont get it..

          Maybe that is why I get no sex..
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            • Chong
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2002
              • 1584
              #4
              everything is bigger in texas, is that the 'punchline' ?

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                • High Quality
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 5741
                  #5
                  For some reason I didn't laugh.

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                    • Triple 6
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 5394
                      #6
                      Originally posted by High Quality
                      For some reason I didn't laugh.
                      Ya, me 2. WTF man!
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                        • High Quality
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 5741
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Triple 6


                          Ya, me 2. WTF man!
                          Could be that I'm French. And know the truth.

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                            • Chong
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 1584
                              #8
                              don't think so.....i didnt crack a smile either.

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                                • Triple 6
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 5394
                                  #9
                                  Best I had was 2 women in one night. But, I must say, yo, and yes, I get them extra points since they were sisters. Unfortunately not at the same time. yet one time I had them both with me playin at the same time but things went, wrong, and, thats all I will, say, ok? :::sigh::
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                                    • Lethal
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 494
                                      #10
                                      It's a well known fact that Texans are latent homosexuals.

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                                        • 2spy
                                          Registered User
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 58
                                          #11
                                          once a day, everyday, all day long---------

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                                            • Lethal
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 494
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by 2spy
                                              once a day, everyday, all day long---------
                                              Masturbation? Good effort.

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                                                  #13
                                                  I did not get this joke

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                                                    • Sarah_Jayne
                                                      Now with more Jayne
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 40077
                                                      #14
                                                      your poor wives/girlfriends

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                                                        • multisexsite
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 929
                                                          #15
                                                          3 times in one night is not a big deal, but I'd prefer one great time.

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                                                            • Tala
                                                              Fucked if I know
                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                              • 23368
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by hybrid
                                                              He had to go that long because it was so small. Motion of the ocean my ass.

                                                              Not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean...HA! I ain't crossing the Atlantic in a dinghy.

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                                                                • DrewKole
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 5193
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by hybrid
                                                                  He had to go that long because it was so small. Motion of the ocean my ass.
                                                                  Prolonged Puberty Syndrome...

                                                                  I hope you get over it bud

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                                                                    • stanton
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                      • 2640
                                                                      #18

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                                                                        • stanton
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                          • 2640
                                                                          #19

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                                                                            • Lexxx
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                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                              • 1489
                                                                              #20
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