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ottopottomouse 07-12-2010 10:06 AM

Bloody hell. I go out for the afternoon and come back and this is STILL going on.

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/986/danceoff.jpg

ArsewithClass 07-12-2010 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17328911)
Taught me how to spell, do maths and not be like you though.

Is this English?


Your "audiece" as you say??? Is waiting. I wouldnt want to steal not even 3% of your audience, You embarrassment for the British nation, fanny :2 cents:

ArsewithClass 07-12-2010 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17328926)
Bloody hell. I go out for the afternoon and come back and this is STILL going on.

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/986/danceoff.jpg

The thread was bumped again but the frigging weasel. So far he has made another 5 mistakes :2 cents:

ArsewithClass 07-12-2010 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17328918)

Seriously... Now its proven. For you to do this, your a frigging nut job.



Dont take any more of the medication... please, for your own sake. :(

DamianJ 07-12-2010 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17328858)
Im glad you like our new banner & design to www.gspotcash.net :thumbsup

I love it. I mean, I know you are fucking stupid and all, but to mis-spell a word on your own banner promoting your own site is brilliantly stupid. Well done.

Let's have a look at the site...

Ooh wow. It's like 1996 all over again! Brilliantly retro. I assume that is the look you were going for?

Sadly, I'm not too keen on your copy. I've gone through the first bit and had a look at it for you on my marketing blog. On the blog I give away free hints and tips for porn marketing and along with critiquing your site, I've also rewritten it for free. You may use all of that work for nothing.

Also, others will see how I might be able to help them make a affiliate site that stands out from the crowd.

http://www.adultmarketing.co.uk/2010...gspotcash-net/

You see, your copy (alongside the obvious litany of mistakes) doesn't really emphasise the things that would be of interest to an affiliate. The points you make are boring. Here's my version. What do you think?
?Hi and welcome to G-Spot Productions. I?m Gary and this horny lady is my wife Nat. We?ve been running our sites for over five years now and when it comes to amateur porn we know what sells. And we give it to you!

We?ve got 14 sites in our network, with more launching all the time. Every site is updated every single week, so your surfers will rebill and rebill and rebill.

Cos we do this for ourselves, you know you are going to get The Personal Touch. One of us is around 22 hours a day and we always will answer your calls ICQs or emails. When you make money, we make money so we really do care about helping you maximise your revenue, whatever time of day it is.

Along with the usual banners, page peels, FHGs we offer something special. Totally bespoke promo content. We?re small and swift. We can make you anything you want to promote our sites. Got a crazy idea involving whipped cream and midgets? Call us up an we?ll sort it out for you.

There is no big brains or company behind this operation, it?s just me, Gary and my sexy wife Nat. And we care passionately about making the best possible porn and making you the most money you can get. So sign up now and grab our content and start pushing hot ?n? horny Nat!?

ArsewithClass 07-12-2010 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17329111)
I love it. I mean, I know you are fucking stupid and all, but to mis-spell a word on your own banner promoting your own site is brilliantly stupid. Well done.

Let's have a look at the site...

Ooh wow. It's like 1996 all over again! Brilliantly retro. I assume that is the look you were going for?

Sadly, I'm not too keen on your copy.



Am I meant to be bothered if you like our content, website or the way we keep things real. :2 cents:


http://www.43things.com/things/view/...e-truely-happy Maybe you should take 3% of my positive energy & stop making a tit of yourself.
Your a content thief...... Why should I or anyone listen to you when you either need beer or medication to get attention?

ArsewithClass 07-12-2010 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17329111)
The Personal Touch.


Ive read your crap, near to the top you mention not knowing the 2 mega sites & yet you have just mentioned that you would delete the text where it says the 2 mega sites....

What a load of garbage!



While you have been doing this, I have been updating our "leakfree blog" unlike other blogs....



Weasel, I think I shall stick to our personal touch, thanks for your interest!?!? :2 cents:

DamianJ 07-12-2010 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17329218)
Am I meant to be bothered if you like our content, website or the way we keep things shit

Sad day Gary.

I fixed all the mistakes with your site and I don't even get a thank you?

I didn't expect you to understand why my copy was better than yours, but I thought you might say thanks for correcting your spelling and grammar mistakes.

:(

Where is the love man?

I try to help you out http://www.adultmarketing.co.uk/2010...gspotcash-net/ and you just lie and are nasty?

I don't get it man. I really don't.

:(


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