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Sarah_Jayne · 01-03-2003, 09:49 PM

well, I suppose what we want and what we get isn't always the same thing.

I hope both sides have as few complications as possible.

greentea · 01-03-2003, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sassyass
HOOKER:

Hey baby, here's our new son..

multisexsite · 01-03-2003, 09:54 PM

crazy shit

Baal · 01-03-2003, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mongoose403
been having fun with this girl off and on for about 6 months, now she says she is pregnant and is gonna fuck my shit up unless I take care of her ($$$$$)... waiting for the tests..

any advice?

Good luck on the STD tests.

If she has the baby and it turns out to be yours, be a man and do your share to raise your child (either through custody or $$). If you were man enough to fuck her, you're man enough to make sure your child is provided for. This girl may try to milk you dry, but at least make sure your child is provided for.

Bobby Vicious · 01-03-2003, 10:04 PM

Good work laddy. I can remember my first time i knocked up a hooker.

mongoose403 · 01-04-2003, 11:18 AM

DarkJedi · 01-04-2003, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lethal
Just kill her and feed the body to the pigs. No body + no murder weapon + no witnesses = no case.

actually its: no body = no case
other shit matters not

fnet · 01-04-2003, 11:45 AM

Ok, try this:

Start acting really depressed. Don't shave or comb your hair, talk in a quiet voice, look distracted. Wear the same clothes every day. Keep this up for a week.

You just lost your job.

And the bank is going to foreclose.

Does she think she could help out some?

Go to the atm and tell her it ate your credit card.

Do everything you can to give her that sinking feeling.

She'll get the abortion faster than you can blink.

Don't get played.

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime
She just needs some money for something and is playing you. Did she recently ask you for a loan or something (maybe within the last couple months) or mention any recent financial hardships (like hinting that she might be open to a loan?). Unless shes totally fucked up in the head, she would probably try one of those more passive attempts to snatch your cash first.

In any case, tell her you are going to hire a PI to track and get in touch with all her John's to make sure that she isn't pulling the same thing on any of them as well

[The Leader] · 01-04-2003, 02:17 PM

Bro, I'd tell you how stupid you are, but you already realize it now I'm sure. Tell her she has two options, get an abortion that you'll pay for (and maybe bribe her with a couple grand cash), or tell her you'll be fucking out of the coutry tomorrow and she'll never see a dime from you.

Mr.Txt · 01-04-2003, 02:39 PM

Sleep over her house( if she lives in one). Light her cat on fire while she is sleeping and you will never see her again. The next morning:

Fireman: Mr.mongoose, we are so sorry your cat has been killed from the fire.

Mongoose: Oh my gosh, that is horrible!

daman420 · 01-04-2003, 02:49 PM

do any of the following:

1. punch / kick the bitch in the belly several times
2. she's a fucking hooker, if she'll suck dick for money she'll have an abortion for money
3. get ur ass tested, u never know what u might have got from her or whom else u might transmit the same diseases to

what were u thinking fucking a hooker with no condom???

That's suicide.

Good luck

SleazyDream · 01-04-2003, 02:55 PM

tell her you're gona sue her for custody of the kid and theft of your genes. You had a professional relationship limited to sex only, not conception and she stole your genetic code without your concent.

cluck · 01-04-2003, 02:58 PM

Fucking chickenheads always trying to make a buck. She just wants the child support. Tell her to have an abortion and get her ass back into the henhouse cause you are not gonna get played.

mongoose403 · 01-04-2003, 03:03 PM

guys--- seriously I used a condom every time, but I remember they broke at least twice...

I guess I really needed to use more lube, she was dry as a bone and in retrospect the poor latex didnt stand a chance...

asuna · 01-04-2003, 04:16 PM

hmm interesting, kick a maybe pregnant whore in teh belly, but don't throw a kitty in the air

galleriesx · 01-04-2003, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by daman420
do any of the following:

1. punch / kick the bitch in the belly several times

I have some italian friends that would do such a job for 30$ and some good joints

Mr.Txt · 01-04-2003, 04:29 PM

yeah but see when you light a kitty on fire it rolls all over the house, so you make sure the whole house goes on fire AND everything in it..

btw, this is also a great way to build a new house.... for free (insurance)

Voodoo · 01-04-2003, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mongoose403
been having fun with this girl off and on for about 6 months, now she says she is pregnant and is gonna fuck my shit up unless I take care of her ($$$$$)... waiting for the tests..

any advice?

You didn't give her your REAL name did you?

Gutterboy · 01-04-2003, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mongoose403
guys--- seriously I used a condom every time, but I remember they broke at least twice...

At least? Damn man, I'd have been double wrapping from the beginning with a fucking hooker. One layer of latex is way to little to be trusting your life to with some skank ass hooker pussy.

ServerGenius · 01-04-2003, 04:43 PM

It's good to see so many of you have respect for women....
bunch of fucking losers.....first you pay to fuck a woman because
you're unable to get laid for free and then you bash the same
women.....and say the most horrible things..

You all get funky when a guy tosses a cat around but when a
hooker get knocked up....you want to kick her in her stomach,
shoot her, etc, etc.

Not only did you make her pregnant you also fucked up her
career.....coz whatever you may think about hookers.....at least
they work for their money.....and it's not the most easy job in
the world.....

I would expect this behaviour from radical religious groups but
not from fucking pornographers.....I'm fucking ashamed to be
a man when I read the shit you all say here......

I hope you get fucked really bad and that she drains you in to
bankruptcy fucking prick!

DynaMite

ServerGenius · 01-04-2003, 04:52 PM

before I get any remarks on the cat tossing asshole.....no I don't
think throwing cats around should be tolerated either...

DynaMite

asuna · 01-04-2003, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy

At least? Damn man, I'd have been double wrapping from the beginning with a fucking hooker. One layer of latex is way to little to be trusting your life to with some skank ass hooker pussy.

Thats even worse, double layer of latex is more prone to tear

Mr.Txt · 01-04-2003, 05:09 PM

I remember someone telling me that so we could cheat the insurance company...so Go Fuck Yourself! 'asshole'

sumphatpimp · 01-04-2003, 06:47 PM

If you take the time to really think about this there is no problem here.
He got her pregnant, she gave him aids, and all three, her, him, and the kid are going to die.
So where's the problem?

But you got to admit this would make a great Reality Site.

How I Fucked Up My Life, by Some Ahole . Com

Manny The Freak · 01-04-2003, 07:15 PM

get checked for HIV and leave the country that is unless you know the whore well enough.

playa · 01-04-2003, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
You can't test for paternity before a baby is born.

yes you can,, but it's risky cuz they gotta pierce the placenta,

most of yall sound like a bunch a kids with no experience,

All you gotta do is wait till the baby is born and have Paternity Test,

in the meantime do not give her shit, I seen enough jerry springer episodes to understand that some woman would trap the guy with the biggest loot,

but if its yours then your at the mercy of the court and be man and do whats right

Like they say Momma's baby, Daddy's Maybe

kenga · 01-04-2003, 08:18 PM

Get yourself and make her get tested for HIV. Compared to HIV a baby is a blessing. After you get tested for HIV, get a lawyer. Don't let her blackmail you.

kenga · 01-04-2003, 08:27 PM

AND ANOTHER THING....
How does she know it's YOURS. She's a hooker right? How many people has she 'done business' with including you? All of whom could be the father. Unless she's a really shitty hooker (with no business) how do you know it's yours?

mongoose403 · 01-05-2003, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DynaSpain
It's good to see so many of you have respect for women....
bunch of fucking losers.....first you pay to fuck a woman because
you're unable to get laid for free and then you bash the same
women.....and say the most horrible things..

You all get funky when a guy tosses a cat around but when a
hooker get knocked up....you want to kick her in her stomach,
shoot her, etc, etc.

Not only did you make her pregnant you also fucked up her
career.....coz whatever you may think about hookers.....at least
they work for their money.....and it's not the most easy job in
the world.....

I would expect this behaviour from radical religious groups but
not from fucking pornographers.....I'm fucking ashamed to be
a man when I read the shit you all say here......

I hope you get fucked really bad and that she drains you in to
bankruptcy fucking prick!

DynaMite

you gotta be the biggest fucking hipocrita on this board..

estas enojadizo por que tienes pequeno pito!

ole!

greentea · 02-12-2004, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mongoose403
been having fun with this girl off and on for about 6 months, now she says she is pregnant and is gonna fuck my shit up unless I take care of her ($$$$$)... waiting for the tests..

any advice?

How old is the kid now?

Stallion · 02-12-2004, 10:49 PM

If the test comes back that it's yours, your fucked. This chicks earns a living by spreading her legs. Who knows what all she has given you(STD's). But she is gonna clean your ass out.

Doctor Dre · 02-12-2004, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mongoose403

I'm glad you could find some humour...

Not cool for you but its funny as hell for us :P

Seriously man it's your own god damn fault .. Get her an abortion.

D-man · 02-12-2004, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mongoose403
been having fun with this girl off and on for about 6 months, now she says she is pregnant and is gonna fuck my shit up unless I take care of her ($$$$$)... waiting for the tests..

any advice?

two words!

WEAR A FUCKING RUBBER MOMO!

Doctor Dre · 02-12-2004, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
tell her you're gona sue her for custody of the kid and theft of your genes. You had a professional relationship limited to sex only, not conception and she stole your genetic code without your concent.

This is the official quote of the day !

Doctor Dre · 02-12-2004, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Voodoo

You didn't give her your REAL name did you?

If he's been fucking the same girl for 6 months ... AND ON TOP PAYING FOR IT ... then they must know each other's name.

cspdinc · 02-12-2004, 11:02 PM

your getting played, but odds are on your side, she does a LOT of people on a regular basisi and your not the only one, maybe the only one that has anything she thinks you can spare. get tested as soon as possible. shes as unsure as you and hoping you freak as you are and overlook the possibilities.

another thing, Ive heard of pros fishing your condom out of the john after you leave and turkey bastering themselves... GF's to, wrap that shit up good and take it with you if you arent romantically dead seriuos with the girl. dead serious about that .

cspdinc · 02-12-2004, 11:09 PM

when they get pregnant they come work for me
http://www.pregosgonewild.com

most of the girls in this business are hookers in one way or another... no way around it. I love em personally, they take nothing and make thousands if they are very very good.

69pornlinks · 02-12-2004, 11:11 PM

check the date

broke · 02-12-2004, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

This is the official quote of the day !

The question is what day?

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01-04-2003, 02:17 PM	#59
[The Leader] Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Van City Posts: 1,026	Bro, I'd tell you how stupid you are, but you already realize it now I'm sure. Tell her she has two options, get an abortion that you'll pay for (and maybe bribe her with a couple grand cash), or tell her you'll be fucking out of the coutry tomorrow and she'll never see a dime from you.

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daman420 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 63	do any of the following: 1. punch / kick the bitch in the belly several times 2. she's a fucking hooker, if she'll suck dick for money she'll have an abortion for money 3. get ur ass tested, u never know what u might have got from her or whom else u might transmit the same diseases to what were u thinking fucking a hooker with no condom??? That's suicide. Good luck

01-04-2003, 02:58 PM	#63
cluck Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,248	Fucking chickenheads always trying to make a buck. She just wants the child support. Tell her to have an abortion and get her ass back into the henhouse cause you are not gonna get played.

01-04-2003, 04:29 PM	#67
Mr.Txt Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 24	yeah but see when you light a kitty on fire it rolls all over the house, so you make sure the whole house goes on fire AND everything in it.. btw, this is also a great way to build a new house.... for free (insurance) __________________ <a href="http://wm.mtree.com/webmasters/ref/?317708"><img src="http://graphics2.sextracker.com/moneytree/refer_banners/button3.gif"></a>

01-04-2003, 04:43 PM	#70
ServerGenius Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 9,377	It's good to see so many of you have respect for women.... bunch of fucking losers.....first you pay to fuck a woman because you're unable to get laid for free and then you bash the same women.....and say the most horrible things.. You all get funky when a guy tosses a cat around but when a hooker get knocked up....you want to kick her in her stomach, shoot her, etc, etc. Not only did you make her pregnant you also fucked up her career.....coz whatever you may think about hookers.....at least they work for their money.....and it's not the most easy job in the world..... I would expect this behaviour from radical religious groups but not from fucking pornographers.....I'm fucking ashamed to be a man when I read the shit you all say here...... I hope you get fucked really bad and that she drains you in to bankruptcy fucking prick! DynaMite __________________ \| http://www.sinnerscash.com/ \| ICQ: 370820 \| Skype: SinnersCash \| AdultWhosWho \|

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Mr.Txt Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 24	I remember someone telling me that so we could cheat the insurance company...so Go Fuck Yourself! 'asshole' __________________ <a href="http://wm.mtree.com/webmasters/ref/?317708"><img src="http://graphics2.sextracker.com/moneytree/refer_banners/button3.gif"></a>

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sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	If you take the time to really think about this there is no problem here. He got her pregnant, she gave him aids, and all three, her, him, and the kid are going to die. So where's the problem? But you got to admit this would make a great Reality Site. How I Fucked Up My Life, by Some Ahole . Com

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kenga Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: California Posts: 15	AND ANOTHER THING.... How does she know it's YOURS. She's a hooker right? How many people has she 'done business' with including you? All of whom could be the father. Unless she's a really shitty hooker (with no business) how do you know it's yours? __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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cspdinc Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: USA land of the oppressed Posts: 724	your getting played, but odds are on your side, she does a LOT of people on a regular basisi and your not the only one, maybe the only one that has anything she thinks you can spare. get tested as soon as possible. shes as unsure as you and hoping you freak as you are and overlook the possibilities. another thing, Ive heard of pros fishing your condom out of the john after you leave and turkey bastering themselves... GF's to, wrap that shit up good and take it with you if you arent romantically dead seriuos with the girl. dead serious about that .

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cspdinc Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: USA land of the oppressed Posts: 724	when they get pregnant they come work for me http://www.pregosgonewild.com most of the girls in this business are hookers in one way or another... no way around it. I love em personally, they take nothing and make thousands if they are very very good.

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