The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time - GoFuckYourself.com

adultsitecms · 07-06-2010, 12:40 PM

A celebration of some of the greatest 'cheesiest' movie quotes of all time. First featured on Pajiba.com. Sit back, relax and take in all the wonderful montage.

One mans cheese is another mans gold... "cheesy" is a very subjective word and can be used in many different contexts. And there is such a thing as good cheese... a quote can be both epic and cheesy! Also, just because I've included a quote from a movie, it doesn't imply that I think the movie itself is 'cheesy', more the line chosen qualifies... I happen to love a great deal of the films listed here.

CaptainHowdy · 07-06-2010, 12:43 PM

Is "Batman & Robin" a real movie??

u-Bob · 07-06-2010, 01:24 PM

not the beeees!

CDSmith · 07-06-2010, 01:30 PM

I was waiting for:

"You're the disease.... I'm the cure"

-- Marion Cobretti, Cobra.

Didn't catch it in there though.

Calico Jack · 07-06-2010, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

I was waiting for:

"You're the disease.... I'm the cure"

-- Marion Cobretti, Cobra.

Didn't catch it in there though.

Hahaha...that was a good one (in a cheesy kind of way)!

Quagmire · 07-06-2010, 03:49 PM

I would have been disappointed if that fucking stupid J Lo 'turkey time' one wasn't in there. The list is valid. Ship it out.

MaDalton · 07-06-2010, 03:50 PM

not surprised to see Nicholas Cage in there about 10 times - right after Steven Segal he's the most horrible actor ever

EliteWebmaster · 07-07-2010, 05:21 AM

"Go ahead punk...Make my day"

BlackCrayon · 07-07-2010, 05:38 AM

i've never seen 90% of the movies in that clip.

jollyperv · 07-07-2010, 05:45 AM

RummyBoy · 07-07-2010, 05:52 AM

Thats rubbish......... theyre not cheesy lines.

Cheesy is in Superman 1 when lois lane says "Can he read my mind?" as they fly from her terrace.

Coup · 07-07-2010, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

not surprised to see Nicholas Cage in there about 10 times - right after Steven Segal he's the most horrible actor ever

I think nic cage is a good actor. he's just been in a whole shit ton of terrible movies.

CDSmith · 07-07-2010, 07:53 AM

Another of my fav cheesies I didn't catch in there was...

From Total Recall:

Sharon Stone says: "But darling, I'm your wife"

Arnie (Blows her head off with an assault weapon) says: "Consider that a deevorce" <--- cheesyness x 10!!

No top 100 is complete without that one.

poncabare · 07-07-2010, 09:50 AM

where was "nobody puts baby in a corner" ?

CDSmith · 07-07-2010, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poncabare

where was "nobody puts baby in a corner" ?

That one I heard. It's in there.

Rankings · 07-07-2010, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

not surprised to see Nicholas Cage in there about 10 times - right after Steven Segal he's the most horrible actor ever

lmao, well said

bloggerz · 07-07-2010, 11:10 AM

"are you a mexican or a mexi-can't?" LOL

beerptrol · 07-07-2010, 11:31 AM

Janice Higgins: There's doctor Jim Whitlock, the most brilliant man ever!
Russell Franklin: He's pissing into the wind! How brilliant can he be?
Janice Higgins: You'll see

Elli · 07-07-2010, 12:54 PM

Oh my favourite is Arnie saying "Follow me, Lightbulb!" in Running Man

PornstarXS · 07-07-2010, 02:10 PM

arnold has the best lines. and the best thing about cheesy lines is that the stink lasts for ages, they just get cheesier with time.

my new favorite cheese is the new Machete trailer "they just fucked with the wrong mexican"

kada · 07-07-2010, 02:36 PM

i like the arnold one..." you are fired "

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