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  • CheeseFrog
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    • Dec 2003
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    #1

    Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me

    Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me?

    Doctor: "I have the perfect medicine for that" he said. "When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet water and start swishing it around in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."



    Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

    Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet water,swished and swished, and sure enough he didn't touch me!"



    Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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  • xxweekxx
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    • Spunky
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      #3
      Heh heh,that made me chuckle

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          • baddog
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            #6
            I laughed.

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            • PornMD
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              #7
              Originally posted by CheeseFrog
              Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me?

              Doctor: "I have the perfect medicine for that" he said. "When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet water and start swishing it around in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."

              Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

              Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet water,swished and swished, and sure enough he didn't touch me!"

              Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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              • CunningStunt
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                #8
                Lmfao. So wrong....yet so right!

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                • The Porn Nerd
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                  #9


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                  • sicone
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                    #10

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                    • PenisFace
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                      #11
                      the legendary cheesefrog?

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                        #12
                        Hehehe that got me to chuckle

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                        • TrainWreckContent
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                          #13
                          haha twa a good one

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                          • montel
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                            #14
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                            • Mitra
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                              #15
                              it's an anecdote, but it's true.... there are too many anecdotes in real life... it's great to be able to laugh when it's not so funny in life situations.

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                              • BigRod
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                                #16
                                Very funny!
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                                • cykoe6
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                                  #17
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                                    #18
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                                          #21
                                          LOL, great, man

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                                          • inkognito
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                                            #22
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                                            • DamnGoodRatio
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                                              #23
                                              Some truth in that; even though it makes you think . . .
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                                              • Hellfire
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                                                #24
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                                                • leedsfan
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                                                  #25
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                                                  • seeandsee
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by CheeseFrog
                                                    Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me?

                                                    Doctor: "I have the perfect medicine for that" he said. "When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet water and start swishing it around in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."



                                                    Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

                                                    Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet water,swished and swished, and sure enough he didn't touch me!"


                                                    Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

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                                                    • Peter-Porn
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                                                      #27
                                                      )) very funny

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                                                      • CheeseFrog
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by PenisFace
                                                        the legendary cheesefrog?

                                                        I wouldn't say legendary, but yeah the same one.
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                                                        • h3ads.com
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                                                          #29
                                                          True! LOL! :D
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                                                          • CheeseFrog
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by PenisFace
                                                            the legendary cheesefrog?

                                                            I wouldn't say legendary, but yeah the same one.
                                                            Cary | AIM: cheesefrog | ICQ: 4287002

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                                                            • Elli
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                                                              #31
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                                                              heheh k, the joke made me chuckle but now I think I'm going to hell.
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                                                                    • Kenny B!
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      that will get repeated
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        oh my gosh, that was funny (yet cruel) haha|!

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                                                                          • PenisFace
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by CheeseFrog
                                                                            I wouldn't say legendary, but yeah the same one.
                                                                            oh come on, everyone saw that video back in the day
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Lmao!!!!!!!

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                                                                                #40
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                                                                                • JenniDahling
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Ha! I'm glad I opened this thread! Thanks for the chuckle CheeseFrog!

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                                                                                  • ArsewithClass
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Well worth the read. Nice joke CheeseFrog.

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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Hahahahahaha


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