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  • BFT3K
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2005
    • 10764

    #101
    Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
    It just wouldn't be the same unless I had my own PopeMobile.
    Screw the Pope Mobile dude, that is sooo fucking yesterday!

    Get yourself one of these babies!...



    Then you be popin' in style!

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    • Amputate Your Head
      There can be only one
      • Aug 2001
      • 39075

      #102
      I just thought of some frightening potential irony...

      what if I was captured by the Taliban and had my head amputated on a handheld video cam?



      nah... the odds on that would be insane.
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      • BFT3K
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2005
        • 10764

        #103
        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
        I just thought of some frightening potential irony...

        what if I was captured by the Taliban and had my head amputated on a handheld video cam?



        nah... the odds on that would be insane.
        Now you're losing me...

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        • Amputate Your Head
          There can be only one
          • Aug 2001
          • 39075

          #104
          Fuck, almost forgot.... Basic Training again..... with a lot of green kids.
          SIG TOO BIG

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          • BFT3K
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2005
            • 10764

            #105
            Man, you really aren't taking the Pope thing seriously at all, are you?

            This bird seems more focused on the Pope plan than you. I am very disappointed...

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            • Amputate Your Head
              There can be only one
              • Aug 2001
              • 39075

              #106
              It never ceases to amaze me how signing a piece of paper can completely 100% change your life.
              SIG TOO BIG

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              • BFT3K
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2005
                • 10764

                #107
                Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                It never ceases to amaze me how signing a piece of paper can completely 100% change your life.
                Probably depends on the sign...

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                • lazycash
                  Troll Patrol
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 15214

                  #108
                  Why not just find a rich girlfriend and move to Maui and surf all day and enjoy life, oh wait....
                  "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                  Its crazy..."

                  VenusBlogger

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                  • ASW
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 259

                    #109
                    Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                    I'm bored. I've changed careers several times, and gone from dead broke to okay, from okay to well, from well to burning money, back to dead broke, back to okay.... just tired of it. Also tired of watching the world go by on CNN. I need more than planning out next season's Christmas light layout for the house, or how much potato salad to make for the next Easter family gathering.... domestic suburban middle-class life is fucking torture. And the very thought of starting some lame hobby like carving birdhouses or something, just to stay busy has prevented me from ever doing so. Closest thing I have to a "hobby" is probably sharpening knives.

                    Any reason I shouldn't strap on the armor again and head for hostile ground? (aside from you know, potential death.)
                    i don't really know how to comment on this my father is over there fighting right now an i wish he was here but at the same time he loves what he does so it's all on if thats where your heart wants to be then you need to listen to it an follow what it is tellin you to do but if its just something you want to do for the hell of it again then dont do it cuz anything can happen an it hurts more on your family side then anything just something to think about but if you do go be safe an come home safe iight
                    http://pornpayouts.com/banimgs/ppo60.gif

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                    • Amputate Your Head
                      There can be only one
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 39075

                      #110
                      Originally posted by lazycash
                      Why not just find a rich girlfriend and move to Maui and surf all day and enjoy life, oh wait....
                      I tried that. Thought that was supposed to be "the life" everyone was after. I was misled.
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                      • ASW
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 259

                        #111
                        Originally posted by BFT3K
                        Screw the Pope Mobile dude, that is sooo fucking yesterday!

                        Get yourself one of these babies!...



                        Then you be popin' in style!
                        this is riden in style lol i wouldnt mind driven it hahahaha
                        http://pornpayouts.com/banimgs/ppo60.gif

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                        • Amputate Your Head
                          There can be only one
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 39075

                          #112
                          Lots of pros and cons to consider... but I keep coming back to this fundamental question:

                          Do I want to live the rest of my life and go down remembered by my family, wife, kids, & grandkids as some creepy old guy that makes porn sites all day.....





                          or take control of what's left of my life on Earth, and go out a warrior in the noblest profession there is.







                          SIG TOO BIG

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                          • leedsfan
                            leedsfan
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 2564

                            #113
                            What it boils down to is trying to prove that leaving was the first time around was the wrong choice. Chances of coming to that decision? 50/50 at best? Probably more like 25/75 against. Reason being that as a principled young man you made your first choice to leave when you had absolute clarity. Nothing has changed that decision.

                            Just because life in suburbia failed you (like it does for most intelligent people) doesn't mean that your original decision was wrong, it just means that you didn't find the right alternative.

                            I suggest you take a hard look at yourself and find out how you can use your considerable talents in some outdoor pursuit. I would suggest trying something like trapping (form of hunting) because it takes you out of the city for a few days at a time, puts you in touch with nature, and more importantly yourself.

                            Give it a try. Take a tent, and some basic foodstuffs and see how you get on hunting for your food, foraging for wild edible plants and cooking on your own.

                            My gut tells me that basically you need to find yourself again, having lost touch over the years because of the urban decay you choose to replace the army.

                            One of my goals is to build my own outdoor cabin in the wilderness and hike, canoe and hunt. I'm lucky that where I live offers some of the best outdoors in the world and this is wholly attainable for me. But maybe its something you might need at this point.

                            You have nothing to lose but the gradual decay of your current urban hell.
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                            • Redrob
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 4791

                              #114
                              Being prior service, I don't think you'll go back in at less than E-3 and all you prior time in service will count for promotions so you'll only remain at a lower rank for the minimun amount of time to qualify for the next promotion. You'll move up in rank really fast.

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                              • Zorgman
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2002
                                • 6103

                                #115
                                I can't join, I had an opp on my foot years ago and they will not accept me now.
                                Good news for me.
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                                • Cyber Fucker
                                  Hmm
                                  • Sep 2005
                                  • 12642

                                  #116
                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                                  Any reason I shouldn't strap on the armor again and head for hostile ground? (aside from you know, potential death.)
                                  And dying for oil and Israel territory. No.


                                  Seriously, I think only fools want to go on war when they have no reason to do that. But what the fuck I know, I've never been on any war.

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                                  • milambur
                                    Mainstream since 2010
                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 1327

                                    #117
                                    Become a farmer, great way to occupy yourself when you got ADHD.
                                    Alea iacta est

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                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 94727

                                      #118

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                                      • Amputate Your Head
                                        There can be only one
                                        • Aug 2001
                                        • 39075

                                        #119
                                        Originally posted by Redrob
                                        Being prior service, I don't think you'll go back in at less than E-3 and all you prior time in service will count for promotions so you'll only remain at a lower rank for the minimun amount of time to qualify for the next promotion. You'll move up in rank really fast.
                                        Yeah, I was supposed to be E-5 (Sergeant) when I got out, but I kept turning it down for the last 5 months of my time because I figured I was getting out anyway. So worst case, I think I'd probably be dropped down to PFC, probably be promoted back to Specialist right after basic again, then probably be sent to PLDC for E-5 stripes soon after.

                                        That's my guess anyway.
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                                        • Sid70
                                          Downshifter
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 16413

                                          #120
                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                          I'm bored. I've changed careers several times, and gone from dead broke to okay, from okay to well, from well to burning money, back to dead broke, back to okay.... just tired of it. Also tired of watching the world go by on CNN. I need more than planning out next season's Christmas light layout for the house, or how much potato salad to make for the next Easter family gathering.... domestic suburban middle-class life is fucking torture. And the very thought of starting some lame hobby like carving birdhouses or something, just to stay busy has prevented me from ever doing so. Closest thing I have to a "hobby" is probably sharpening knives.

                                          Any reason I shouldn't strap on the armor again and head for hostile ground? (aside from you know, potential death.)
                                          No kids? Get couple and be busy.
                                          Русня, идите нахуй!

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                                          • Scott McD
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Nov 2002
                                            • 67798

                                            #121
                                            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                            I tried that. Thought that was supposed to be "the life" everyone was after. I was misled.
                                            Does it get to the point where the fun goes away ??

                                            Or was it something else??


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                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                              There can be only one
                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 39075

                                              #122
                                              Originally posted by Scott McD
                                              Does it get to the point where the fun goes away ??

                                              Or was it something else??
                                              It took a couple of years, but yeah... going to the beach or going out on another cocktail sunset catamaran cruise or going to another luau, snorkeling, jetskiing,.... it all became old. And it sucks when the things you've always wanted become boring. What's left to chase after?
                                              SIG TOO BIG

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                                              • UFGators2007
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Nov 2007
                                                • 1739

                                                #123
                                                How about something at home, like the coast guard (if its geographically possible) or law enforcement (if you can find work). Perhaps something in law enforcement that is tech-related. Some adrenaline and you do good service.

                                                The thing about the armed services is, you just may end up doing counter-insurgency bullshit, or worse: supporting american contractors get paid in some godforsaken part of the world.
                                                "I use the Google to pull up maps."

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