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  • Vendzilla
    Biker Gnome
    • Mar 2004
    • 23200

    #51
    My time on a submarine taught me a few things, like I have "NO" phobias
    But after 4 years in, I just don't see doing it anymore, then I have been out for some time now and the game has changed alot.
    You're in need of a new adventure, not the old one
    Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
    think about that

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    • Barefootsies
      Choice is an Illusion
      • Feb 2005
      • 42635

      #52
      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
      Any reason I shouldn't strap on the armor again and head for hostile ground? (aside from you know, potential death.)
      Strap dat shit on foo.

      Having some bullets fired up ye arse will motivate you and refocus your life priorities.
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      • Marcus Aurelius
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        • Apr 2003
        • 14809

        #53
        Yes. If you were already in the military, you can make more money working for Blackwater as a merc.

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        • Naughty
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2001
          • 6487

          #54
          I can imagine every veteran has this feeling at least a couple of times.

          Long ago you wrote they used you as testcases in Iraq (first GW), that should be enough man, somebody using you as testcases. Fuck 'm.
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          • dyna mo
            just a fucking jerk
            • Dec 2008
            • 68184

            #55
            seems like a dramatic change man.

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            • Naughty
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              • Jul 2001
              • 6487

              #56
              and what the hell is Blackwater
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              • X37375787

                #57
                I would think that there would be better alternatives in the hunt for thrill in your life than to put yourself in deadly harm's way. Patriotism is one motivator, but you seem to just be bored with the daily grind. Personally, I wouldn't do it.

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                • Naughty
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                  • Jul 2001
                  • 6487

                  #58
                  Originally posted by Naughty
                  and what the hell is Blackwater
                  never mind, found it...

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                  • X37375787

                    #59
                    Originally posted by Naughty
                    and what the hell is Blackwater
                    You must have lived in a hole since the Iraq war started, didn't you?

                    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackwater_Worldwide

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                    • BFT3K
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 10764

                      #60
                      Originally posted by mikeyddddd


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                      • Naughty
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 6487

                        #61
                        Originally posted by Equinox
                        You must have lived in a hole since the Iraq war started, didn't you?

                        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackwater_Worldwide
                        Just not into all the wars and all ;-)
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                        • Amputate Your Head
                          There can be only one
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 39075

                          #62
                          My wife will absolutely shit a monkey if I re-enlist.
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                          • X37375787

                            #63
                            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                            My wife will absolutely shit a monkey if I re-enlist.
                            I just envisioned that and it made me 'lol'.

                            Guess that settles that.

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                            • X37375787

                              #64
                              Originally posted by Naughty
                              Just not into all the wars and all ;-)
                              Oh neither am I, just that there's been a lot of controversy over their involvement in the war zones over the past 7 years.

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                              • Amputate Your Head
                                There can be only one
                                • Aug 2001
                                • 39075

                                #65
                                Originally posted by Marcus Aurelius
                                Yes. If you were already in the military, you can make more money working for Blackwater as a merc.
                                Yeah, I know. One of the family is signed on with a merc company since he got out of the military about 4 years ago. He's been in Afghanistan since, and been back to visit twice. His bank account is insane. He'll easily be set for life by the time he decides to quit, if he survives that long.
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                                • Horny Joe
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                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 2661

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                  Ordnance. Bomb squad.

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                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                    There can be only one
                                    • Aug 2001
                                    • 39075

                                    #67
                                    Blackwater changed their name though.... now it's "Xe". (pronounced Zee)
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                                    • Fletch XXX
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                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 60840

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                      My time on a submarine taught me a few things
                                      Whenever I find myself
                                      growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp,
                                      drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself
                                      involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and
                                      bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially
                                      whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it
                                      requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from
                                      deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically
                                      knocking people’s hats off—then, I account it high time to
                                      get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol
                                      and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself
                                      upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is
                                      nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all
                                      men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very
                                      nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.
                                      from page 1 of Moby Dick and part of the reason I am trying to get on a boat. If all goes smooth, Ill be making runs from our local dock, to Venice, all the way out to gulf and back daily, helping with the oil containment, cleanup, and animals... spending a lot of time on the water. no desire to join the navy but I love being out on the water, waiting on the call to get started, exciting! Me, my fellow shipmates, my sombrero, and the open water. Haaarghh!
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                                      • Amputate Your Head
                                        There can be only one
                                        • Aug 2001
                                        • 39075

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by Equinox
                                        I would think that there would be better alternatives in the hunt for thrill in your life than to put yourself in deadly harm's way. Patriotism is one motivator, but you seem to just be bored with the daily grind. Personally, I wouldn't do it.
                                        I still don't know if it's hunt for thrill, or avoiding regret. I don't regret the knowledge I've gained, but I feel like I'm wasting away sitting at a comp all day. I already regret the last ten years, so am I not still on the path to regretting another ten? Feel like I have more to offer the world than just making porn websites. I don't really care about the money issue, (soldiers don't hardly make shit), the most important thing for me is not feeling like I wasted my life at a desk. If I don't do something to change that now, I probably never will.
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                                        • jimmy-3-way
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2001
                                          • 3861

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by quiet
                                          agreed. and yeah, i have some 'war stories' (hardy harhar) too. I broke my wrist 2 years ago as well. and I broke 4 ribs on my left side both the year before last, and then managed to do it again last year lol. they still kind of hurt at times, but you live with it
                                          I broke 3 ribs a few years ago, too.

                                          Jailhouse brawl, tho.
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                                          • iseeyou
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Feb 2006
                                            • 306

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                            My time on a submarine taught me a few things, like I have "NO" phobias
                                            But after 4 years in, I just don't see doing it anymore, then I have been out for some time now and the game has changed alot.
                                            You're in need of a new adventure, not the old one

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                                            • bjlover
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2006
                                              • 514

                                              #72
                                              I doubt you will acheieve anything more than posting on GFY, the fact you had to post here to decide to back up your lame ass story shows what a loser you are.


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                                              • Kingfish
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Sep 2002
                                                • 668

                                                #73
                                                You could get a job cleaning up the oil spill in the gulf. I don?t think it pays that much, but it would be some hard physical outdoor work for the next several months and break the monotony your feeling right now.

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                                                • leedsfan
                                                  leedsfan
                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 2564

                                                  #74
                                                  In truth it's better not to get back into what was originally a good memory, offering challenge and intrigue and risk. Chasing a memory....

                                                  From a mental standpoint you probably aren't as quick instinctively, and potentially have a more jaded viewpoint on the reasons why war happens and generally have a more advanced concept of consequence than you did in your youth.

                                                  As a result of that awareness of consequences through actions you might have pause for thought during a critical mission and that could be disastrous. Is that something you recognize now? If it's even entered your mind as a possibility you shouldn't head back to war.

                                                  I don't mean to come across as overly critical because I have a lot of respect for you through reading many of your posts over the last year or so.

                                                  This is a bare bones assessment of your state of mind. As a young grunt second thoughts weren't going to get in the way. These days you have seen enough "reality" to double check your data, which could be a life or death decision.

                                                  My 2 cents.

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                                                  • nikki99
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                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                    • 23087

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
                                                    Potential death is the major part of the fun.
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                                                    • Ramos
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                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                      • 11927

                                                      #76
                                                      Go for it Amp!

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                                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                      I'm bored. I've changed careers several times, and gone from dead broke to okay, from okay to well, from well to burning money, back to dead broke, back to okay.... just tired of it. Also tired of watching the world go by on CNN. I need more than planning out next season's Christmas light layout for the house, or how much potato salad to make for the next Easter family gathering.... domestic suburban middle-class life is fucking torture. And the very thought of starting some lame hobby like carving birdhouses or something, just to stay busy has prevented me from ever doing so. Closest thing I have to a "hobby" is probably sharpening knives.

                                                      Any reason I shouldn't strap on the armor again and head for hostile ground? (aside from you know, potential death.)
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                                                      • Horny Joe
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                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                        • 2661

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
                                                        Potential death is the major part of the fun.
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                                                        • theking
                                                          Nice Kitty
                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                          • 21053

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by leedsfan
                                                          In truth it's better not to get back into what was originally a good memory, offering challenge and intrigue and risk. Chasing a memory....

                                                          From a mental standpoint you probably aren't as quick instinctively, and potentially have a more jaded viewpoint on the reasons why war happens and generally have a more advanced concept of consequence than you did in your youth.

                                                          As a result of that awareness of consequences through actions you might have pause for thought during a critical mission and that could be disastrous. Is that something you recognize now? If it's even entered your mind as a possibility you shouldn't head back to war.

                                                          I don't mean to come across as overly critical because I have a lot of respect for you through reading many of your posts over the last year or so.

                                                          This is a bare bones assessment of your state of mind. As a young grunt second thoughts weren't going to get in the way. These days you have seen enough "reality" to double check your data, which could be a life or death decision.

                                                          My 2 cents.

                                                          call me out if i'm spouting BS, won't be offended.
                                                          All good points. To apply KISS...you did not like the Army well enough to stay in the first time around...and at your advanced age you will like it even less the second time around.

                                                          Your memory of the miserable times you had in the Army (especially during Desert Shield/Desert Storm) have faded...so you need to rethink.
                                                          Last edited by theking; 06-25-2010, 02:19 PM.
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                                                          • Redrob
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                                                            • Oct 2004
                                                            • 4791

                                                            #79
                                                            I spent six years in the Army and don't regret a day. Serving your country is an honorable thing to do and you should be commended for considering re-enlisting.

                                                            To be in the military is to live a real life of value and meaning. And, at the end of the day, you feel that you have really accomplished something.

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                                                            • theking
                                                              Nice Kitty
                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                              • 21053

                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by Redrob
                                                              I spent six years in the Army and don't regret a day. Serving your country is an honorable thing to do and you should be commended for considering re-enlisting.

                                                              To be in the military is to live a real life of value and meaning. And, at the end of the day, you feel that you have really accomplished something.
                                                              Well...I spent 12 years in the Army and would have been a 30 year man if I had not been forced to accept a Medical Discharge due to injuries recieved during Desert Storm...but the Military definitely is not for everyone...and if one does not like it well enough the first time around to re-enlist one is not likely to like it any better the second time around.
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                                                              • Minte
                                                                Babemeister
                                                                • Jun 2001
                                                                • 7081

                                                                #81
                                                                I'd go back in as a Brigadier General. That's a good rank. You get all the perks and don't have to put up with much political BS.
                                                                You might not be as anonymous as you think you are.

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                                                                • EdgeXXX
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                                  • 5816

                                                                  #82
                                                                  It's funny that you should mention this. I'm actually very seriously considering going back into the military myself. Civilian life has started to become very dull in recent years and I have thought long and hard about creating a few more challenges for myself; although I've figured out that at 34 my choice of branches is pretty much decided for me...
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                                                                  • Vendzilla
                                                                    Biker Gnome
                                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                                    • 23200

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                    from page 1 of Moby Dick and part of the reason I am trying to get on a boat. If all goes smooth, Ill be making runs from our local dock, to Venice, all the way out to gulf and back daily, helping with the oil containment, cleanup, and animals... spending a lot of time on the water. no desire to join the navy but I love being out on the water, waiting on the call to get started, exciting! Me, my fellow shipmates, my sombrero, and the open water. Haaarghh!
                                                                    We were under the water
                                                                    We didn't do anything Noble like help a country in need of help, My daughters ship, the USS Ronald Reagan helped the philippines after their disaster, they provided supplies, water and power, a truly amazing ship
                                                                    Originally posted by iseeyou
                                                                    One of the great sub movies, people ask what it was like, I tell them you had to be there

                                                                    Imagine being on a ship 1000 ft deep and it goes into a 35 degree up angle and then a hard left, the sirens are blasting, and no one is panicking , because they know their job. I have never been with a team like that before and will never again be around such a great bunch of guys again.
                                                                    Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                                    think about that

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                                                                    • Fletch XXX
                                                                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                      • 60840

                                                                      #84
                                                                      Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                                                      We were under the water
                                                                      We didn't do anything Noble like help a country in need of help
                                                                      Ah, true, I can only imagine being under water for extended periods of time is quite different from being above water LOL

                                                                      However, Ive just been informed I may be doing 14 days out on the water at a time or more. Wow, I am excited!!! I much prefer adventures without being shot at, so this is right up my alley and just what I needed. I am going in the morning to begin the paperwork and get the ball rolling. Take my drug tests, physical, and schedule hazmat class etc...
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                                                                      • Helix
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                                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                                        • 6021

                                                                        #85
                                                                        Go for it Amp!

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                                                                        • Pornwolf
                                                                          Drunk and Unruly
                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 22712

                                                                          #86
                                                                          Lots of people are considering this type of life change right now.

                                                                          Do what feels right Amp.

                                                                          But, remember, there's some cool work left to be done in the Mainstream that you are more than qualified to do.
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                                                                          • epitome
                                                                            So Fucking Lame
                                                                            • Jun 2009
                                                                            • 12156

                                                                            #87
                                                                            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                            Been thinking about this here.... and I think you've landed on the answer. Of all of the things I've done, from soldiering through long haul driving and Internet to today, the only regret I have is having sat on my ass in front of a computer for the last ten years. After everything I've seen out there, nothing in the suburban world even compares. It's a completely different life.

                                                                            I never leave the house, I have no actual human friends that, you know, you can see with your eyes or reach out and physically touch and shit. Not only am I bored with everything, but I'm bored at the idea of things. Everything is bland to me.

                                                                            I used to go rappelling off bridges and cliff faces and shit like, 3 or 4 times a week, just for fun. My life in suburbia consists of "Oh say, um... such and such is having a 'Welcome Party' for their new kitten, so we should start thinking of what type of dessert and wine to bring, mkay?" "Yes dear." It's not that I don't love my wife, it's just the most... time wasting, money wasting, unnecessary everyday crap like this... that there will be enough food to feed 300 people. Makes me wish I was in a coma.

                                                                            When I soldiered and was on the road, (1987-1999) all I used to dream of was "having a normal life in like, an apartment or something with cable bills and a girlfriend or hangin' out with friends bbqing meat and shit...." and then I finally got it. And it sucks.
                                                                            You've said so much here and probably don't even realize it. The first lesson I picked out and it's one of the most important ones is that life is not greener on the other side.

                                                                            You'll get out in the middle of nowhere and begin to miss home.

                                                                            Am I sensing a mid-life crisis? If so, get some meth, a hooker and a hotel room. You'll figure it all out or die trying.

                                                                            The good news is that you're normal. You'd be abnormal if you didn't get restless in life.

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                                                                            • epitome
                                                                              So Fucking Lame
                                                                              • Jun 2009
                                                                              • 12156

                                                                              #88
                                                                              Originally posted by leedsfan
                                                                              In truth it's better not to get back into what was originally a good memory, offering challenge and intrigue and risk. Chasing a memory....
                                                                              I've found that memories are oftentimes just that...

                                                                              Its sometimes the same with friends, too. Through Facebook I've reconnected with so many people from over the years all the way back to my childhood. We can share memories online that take me back to the best times in my life. When we get together in person there is nothing there. It kills the memory. It's sad.

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                                                                              • Houdini
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Dec 2001
                                                                                • 1651

                                                                                #89
                                                                                I still remember one of your posts where you showed one of your "souvenirs" of that guy's ID. Pretty crazy.

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                                                                                • Vendzilla
                                                                                  Biker Gnome
                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                  • 23200

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                                  Ah, true, I can only imagine being under water for extended periods of time is quite different from being above water LOL

                                                                                  However, Ive just been informed I may be doing 14 days out on the water at a time or more. Wow, I am excited!!! I much prefer adventures without being shot at, so this is right up my alley and just what I needed. I am going in the morning to begin the paperwork and get the ball rolling. Take my drug tests, physical, and schedule hazmat class etc...
                                                                                  My record is 64 days underwater, so if when you meet me I act a little different, thats why!
                                                                                  Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                                                  think about that

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                                                                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                    There can be only one
                                                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                                                    • 39075

                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    Originally posted by Houdini
                                                                                    I still remember one of your posts where you showed one of your "souvenirs" of that guy's ID. Pretty crazy.
                                                                                    Yeah, I still have it. Unfortunately, the police decided to steal a bunch of my other war trophies.
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                                                                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                      There can be only one
                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                      • 39075

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      Been doing some more thinking today about it? all this input and feedback is fantastic by the way, thank you everyone so far.

                                                                                      Still undecided though. It's very compelling. The reason I left the military the first time around is because a lot of my buddies were dead set on being career lifers, and I couldn't help but wonder what I'd miss out on if I stayed in. Combined with that, my Captain wouldn't let me change my MOS, and that was the dealbreaker. I was already pretty far out of touch with normal society by then. (not sure I've ever been in touch with it, lol) Well, I think that question has been answered. Mediocrity in suburbia awaits us all. Kind of like death. Death by re-runs of Friends & Seinfeld.

                                                                                      And so now that I'm nearing the end of my re-entry window, another block-of-life question has risen. Do I want to forever ask myself, "What if I was able to rejoin and finish my career time, and didn't?" Because that time is now. Ten or twenty years from now is far too late. So, I think in order to avoid regret, what I need to do is a self-diagnostic test first. If I can't survive 2 months here, of at least half intensity of what I'd have to go through, then I can put the whole thing to rest and leave the Taliban hunting to the 20 year-olds. So that's the next step I guess. Find out for real if I'm physically just too old or not. So I'll post my results in a couple of months I guess.

                                                                                      And in a way, it's sort of like one of those questions everyone always wonders aloud? "What if you could go back and do over [something] with what you know today?" So maybe not exactly a do-over? but sort of.
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                                                                                      • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                        There can be only one
                                                                                        • Aug 2001
                                                                                        • 39075

                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        If there are any multi-war veterans here, how did you go about explaining to your families that you're potentially going to put yourself in the line of fire again? And how did you overcome their objections, if any?
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                                                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                          There can be only one
                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                          • 39075

                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          shit.... I'm probably on the wrong forum at this point. Time to dig up some soldier forums.

                                                                                          I have no idea how the hell I'm supposed to ever convince my wife that strapping on body armor and going back to the middle east again is a good idea. I don't see her taking that little nugget very well.
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                                                                                          • BFT3K
                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                            • Dec 2005
                                                                                            • 10764

                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Maybe should try your hand at being the Pope for a while, and see how that goes...



                                                                                            Perhaps you would be a good Pope - ever think of that?

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                                                                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                              There can be only one
                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                              • 39075

                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              Originally posted by BFT3K
                                                                                              Maybe should try your hand at being the Pope for a while, and see how that goes...



                                                                                              Perhaps you would be a good Pope - ever think of that?
                                                                                              The Vatican would burst into flames the instant I walked through the gates...
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                                                                                              • Jakez
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                                                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                                                • 5656

                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                Go try to find Osama Bin Laden.
                                                                                                [email protected] - jakezdumb - 573689400

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                                                                                                • BFT3K
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Dec 2005
                                                                                                  • 10764

                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                  The Vatican would burst into flames the instant I walked through the gates...
                                                                                                  Maybe just do a little Poping around your own area, you know, start local.

                                                                                                  You can tell everyone you're the new neighborhood Pope, and see if they have anything for you to do, so you are not so bored any more.

                                                                                                  There's a good change the Bradleys down the street need some sort of miracle performed, or maybe the Smiths need you to pray about something for them... who knows?

                                                                                                  I just think you are dismissing the idea too soon. Start dressing a little more like the Pope every day, and see how you feel.

                                                                                                  It is unlikely you will poo-poo this idea once you are wearing the big hat. I know this from personal experience!
                                                                                                  Last edited by BFT3K; 06-26-2010, 12:51 PM.

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                                                                                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                    There can be only one
                                                                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                                                                    • 39075

                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    Originally posted by BFT3K
                                                                                                    Maybe just do a little Poping around your own neighborhood? You know, start local.

                                                                                                    You can tell everyone you're the new neighborhood Pope, and see if they have anything for you to do, so you are not so bored any more.

                                                                                                    There's a good change the Bradleys down the street need some sort of miracle performed, or maybe the Smiths need you to pray about something for them... who knows?

                                                                                                    I just think you are dismissing the idea too soon. Start dressing more like the Pope every day, and see how you feel.

                                                                                                    It is unlikely you will poo poo this idea once you are wearing the big hat. I know this from experience!
                                                                                                    It just wouldn't be the same unless I had my own PopeMobile.
                                                                                                    SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                      There can be only one
                                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                                      • 39075

                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      Join the Military! Travel to exotic, far away lands! Meet strange and interesting cultures and native peoples.... and kill them.
                                                                                                      SIG TOO BIG

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