it is healthier for him to smoke a cock than to smoke cigarettes.

Pay a hooker to lead him on and when they're both naked she leaves saying, "I just can't fuck a guy that smells like this, sorry."

You really need to break him of smoking. It is so bad, I wish someone had stopped me when I was a kid. I would force him to smoke until hes sick as hell.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh ... THAT wud teach him a lesson :thumbsup

brutal beating followed by isolation in a closet for a few days

Back around 1970 when I was in 8th grade my science teacher gave us a lesson on smoking. He pulled out a handkerchief and smoked a cigarette through it. When he was done he showed us the yellow stain on the handkerchief that the air going through left. It was pretty disgusting.

He then told us that yellow stuff goes into your lungs with every puff on a cig. He pointed out that was only one cig and try to imagine two packs a day, every day for the rest of your shortened life.

He then explained how all that yellow stuff lines the airways of your lungs which are lined with cilia. Those are tiny little hairs that that act like sweepers that help keep your lungs clear but when the cilia is covered with the yucky yellow stuff your lungs will clog up. Then you start to cough and then you start to cough up yucky stuff.

It was at that moment that I understood exactly what both my parents were going through who were two pack a day smokers. My dad smoked non filter Camels :Oh crap

My parents were both able to quit smoking when each had major surgery and kicked it while in the hospital. When they came home my brother and sisters made sure they didn't start up again which they never did.

That science lesson and seeing it's affects on my parents was enough to convince me to never smoke. That was way back in 1970 when the dangers of smoking was just coming to light for the general public and was nowhere near the awareness that it is to day.

Seriously, anyone under the age of 40 that has smoked or smokes has made a very, very poor decision that has to be based on stupidity. I look at young people today that smoke and all I see is a whole lot of FAIL. I was walking my dog the other day and I saw my neighbor and her daughter both smoking cigarettes in the driveway before they got in the car to take her to high school. That's just plain stupid to me :disgust

So here's my advise. Educate him about smoking and don't leave ANYTHING out.

There are about a million really good reasons to not smoke. There isn't one good reason to smoke.

A few key points to touch on are obviously health and stress this the most.

Explain the cycle of cigarette smokers. They start young like at 14 or 15 because they think it's cool and because of peer pressure. They smoke for a few years before finally realizing they've made a big, big mistake. Then they spend several more years trying to quit. Some are successful and some are not. Many will lose their life tragically cut short because of that stupid decision to smoke. It takes them all that to experience before they learn that the REAL cool people were the ones that knew better and didn't smoke.

Point out other things like the cost and how much money is wasted and what else that money could buy him instead.

Point out positive role models that don't smoke. Point out how athletes don't smoke and explain exactly why.

Point out how disgusting they are. How the smell sticks to your clothes. How it makes your breath stink and girls won't want to kiss you.

Point out how much of a burden it is. Always having to get yourself a pack. Always looking for a lighter or having to bum a light. Having to go outside to smoke in most public places while smarter people get to sit inside and enjoy the surroundings they picked to go to in the first place. Always having to hold something in your hand and when you want to put it down you're always looking for an ashtray.

Of course if you're a slob then you just drop your ashes and then toss your butt out the window. Maybe you'll be so lost you'll dump your car's ashtray out into the street at the next stoplight. Lots of people think the beach is one giant ashtray and just push their nasty cigs into the sand for the cool people and the seagulls to deal with. :helpme

Just educate as thoroughly as you can, point out what you think would have the deepest effect on them and keep on them.

Why would anyone take a bad path through life when a better path has been presented to you. :)

Make him smoke until he pukes.

Stress is the #1 reason kids smoke... smoking relieve stress, that's what it does.

buy him some weed :P

Please, my 5 and 6 year old can tell you why smokes are bad, what they do to you, etc. Pfft, sit down and try to scare the kid - it's a fucking teenager!

At 14, educating, ripping on, talking to... he's a young adult, his mind is already made up. That's what's wrong with this country and our kids, a bunch of parents pussy coating everything, putting bumper protectors on everything..

Teaching through fear of a reality they can't see right now never works.

Eh, I was smoking at 15 and hiding it from my parents.

My theory is to educate your children without ripping into them.

I remember seeing a King of the Hill episode like that..lol

"When Bobby is caught trying a cigarette, Hank decides the proper discipline is making Bobby smoke an entire carton. The result sparks an old smoking habit of Hank's and Peggy's, as well as a new habit in Bobby."

tell your son this story:

my boyfriend is a doctor and he did one year of general surgery. one day he had a patient come in that had developed bladder cancer from smoking of course and it had spread to his urethra. well the only way to stop it was to cut off this mans penis. yes cut it off. you should tell your son if he appreciates his penis to quit smoking.

true fucking story.

Call Maury or Springer, HAHA

My dad smoked and he caught me in the very same scenario when i was about 13. My step mom and him threatened the whole smoke a whole carton thing and told me as he was sitting there enjoying a smoke himself how bad they were for me. He eventually just whipped my ass with the belt and i waited until i was 18 to smoke.

Lead a good example by not smoking and talk to him like a man and you will be good!!

He's doing it wrong. He'll get more bitches if he smokes a fat stogie or tobacco pipe.

When I whip out the pipe and stand next to my smoker friends, I get all the girls...

Show him someone dying of lung cancer and struggling on their death bed to take a breath of air.

I don't have a child.
I quit smoking.
I advise others to quit smoking.

I would talk to him.... nicely.

Your kid is not one of Pavlov's dogs. Dont treat him or her like a laboratory animal that can be conditioned to respond however you want.

If you believe that smoking is so bad, then prove it to the kid. If you cant prove that smoking is so bad, then shut up because YOU dont know that smoking is bad. This applies to everything else in life too.

Kids can learn. If you are rational and sensible, most will believe you. If you dont make sense, then your kid is smart to doubt you and not believe you (because you're a stupid parent who does not really understand if smoking is good or bad).

I doubt you can do anything but talk to him about that...