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  • DamianJ
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    • Jul 2006
    • 15808

    #1

    Americans think soccer is boring



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    NB This is a cartoon. The purpose of it is to be amusing. Not to start lots of mental nascar fans screaming in this thread about football being shit etc.

    It is just a cartoon intended to make some people laugh.

    OK, carry on.
  • GatorB
    The Demon & 12clicks
    • Oct 2001
    • 18208

    #2
    Most American think Nascar is boring. Nascar is for inbred rednecks. Not REAL Americans.

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    • TheDA
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      • May 2006
      • 4665

      #3
      Some also think that a 1-1 draw is a win

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      • inabon
        Good Old Fat Webmaster
        • Jul 2002
        • 970

        #4
        soccer sucks ass the only fucking game you sit through 2 hours of sometimes 0-0 score fucking pathetic

        and they have a huge goal to kick a small ball through

        and dont get me started with the pussy ass players who get a slight push and crumble down to stop the game

        FUCK CANT WAIT FOR THIS SHIT TO END
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        • DamianJ
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2006
          • 15808

          #5
          Originally posted by TheDA
          Some also think that a 1-1 draw is a win

          Oh wow. That is wonderful.

          I hate all sports equally. Waste of time. But even I know that 1-1 isn't a win.

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          • The Duck
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            • May 2005
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            #6
            Originally posted by TheDA
            Some also think that a 1-1 draw is a win

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            • eastwood
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              • Jul 2009
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              #7
              Originally posted by inabon
              soccer sucks ass the only fucking game you sit through 2 hours of sometimes 0-0 score fucking pathetic

              and they have a huge goal to kick a small ball through

              and dont get me started with the pussy ass players who get a slight push and crumble down to stop the game

              FUCK CANT WAIT FOR THIS SHIT TO END
              90 minutes isnt exactly 2 hours now is it? Even with the 15minute break its not.
              How big is the american football goal?
              How much protection do american footballers where?

              If they wanted to play a really tough game, try australian football.

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              • Sausage
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                • Oct 2002
                • 3012

                #8
                Originally posted by eastwood
                90 minutes isnt exactly 2 hours now is it? Even with the 15minute break its not.
                How big is the american football goal?
                How much protection do american footballers where?

                If they wanted to play a really tough game, try australian football.
                Funny you mention that. Was just watching a AFL hits video. These guys have absolutely no body armour, no head guards ... i think a mouthguard is the extent of it and they just hammer eachother. Nothing like American 'football' where they have 20 layers of kevlar body armour.

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                • TeenCat
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                  • Jan 2007
                  • 16139

                  #9
                  or their american football ... 4 hours of game, 30 minutes of play time ... or their baseball ...

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                  • GatorB
                    The Demon & 12clicks
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 18208

                    #10
                    Originally posted by TeenCat
                    or their american football ... 4 hours of game, 30 minutes of play time ... or their baseball ...
                    Actually football is 3 hours not 4. OUR baseball? You do realzie the roots of baseball go back to england.

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                    • ottopottomouse
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                      • Jan 2010
                      • 13177

                      #11
                      Originally posted by GatorB
                      OUR baseball? You do realzie the roots of baseball go back to england.
                      Where it's a kids game called rounders
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                      • seeandsee
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                        • Mar 2006
                        • 50945

                        #12
                        Originally posted by TheDA
                        Some also think that a 1-1 draw is a win

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                        • inabon
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                          • Jul 2002
                          • 970

                          #13
                          Originally posted by eastwood
                          90 minutes isnt exactly 2 hours now is it? Even with the 15minute break its not.
                          How big is the american football goal?
                          How much protection do american footballers where?

                          If they wanted to play a really tough game, try australian football.
                          dude even so at least you see scores

                          and about the protection tell me how much the best AUSIE football player makes per year?

                          i mean you have to protect your asset to keep making money.

                          and yes it is PRO football so money does matter
                          Whoever dies with most toys wins.

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                          • inabon
                            Good Old Fat Webmaster
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 970

                            #14
                            Originally posted by TeenCat
                            or their american football ... 4 hours of game, 30 minutes of play time ... or their baseball ...
                            well i agree on baseball it is kind of boring too

                            i preffer NBA (oldschool cause new nba ermn well just bunch of tattoed mofos playing ball)

                            NFL

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                            that kind of good shit

                            soccer sucks
                            Whoever dies with most toys wins.

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                            • PR_Glen
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                              • Oct 2006
                              • 9058

                              #15
                              Originally posted by GatorB
                              Most American think Nascar is boring. Nascar is for inbred rednecks. Not REAL Americans.
                              I'm pretty sure nascar is either number 1 or 2 in popularity in the US right now so your MOST is incorrect...

                              I'm only a marginal fan myself so not just defending it because i love it here.


                              ...and btw that cartoon is pretty funny Damianj ;)
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                              • brassmonkey
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                                • Sep 2005
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                                #16
                                theres a good 1 today watching that mexico game.
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                                • clicker
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                                  • Jun 2006
                                  • 1113

                                  #17
                                  I prefer it over NASCAR but hard to sit and watch a full game. It is hard to keep my attention.

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                                  • kowalsky
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                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 2494

                                    #18
                                    Any sport is boring if you don´t understand it... or know it...
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                                    • 4pleasure_Davide
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                                      #19
                                      Idd everything can be boring, even porn :p


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                                      • BestXXXPorn
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                                        • Jun 2009
                                        • 2277

                                        #20
                                        IMO not much gets more boring than NASCAR... Really anything circle track is incredibly lame to me. Maybe I have a certain inherent disdain from growing up in Daytona but man, I just don't get NASCAR...
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                                        • BlackCrayon
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                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 19634

                                          #21
                                          really, watching any sports on tv is painfully boring. even as a canadian i have no interest in watching hockey.
                                          you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                          • yuu.design
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                                            • Mar 2006
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                                            #22
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                                            • CDSmith
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                                              • May 2001
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                                              #23
                                              It's funny, certainly isn't something to argue about.

                                              500 miles of left turns is pretty accurate. I'd rather watch soccer than NASCAR any day but if it's not the world cup I don't watch much of it either.
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                                              • cwd
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                                                • Feb 2006
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                                                #24
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                                                • ProG
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                                                  • Apr 2009
                                                  • 1319

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Sausage
                                                  Funny you mention that. Was just watching a AFL hits video. These guys have absolutely no body armour, no head guards ... i think a mouthguard is the extent of it and they just hammer eachother. Nothing like American 'football' where they have 20 layers of kevlar body armour.
                                                  These guys look like little girls compared to NFL players. I doubt they would ever play again after one day in the NFL.

                                                  As far as I'm concerned, soccer is equally as boring and pointless as nascar.
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                                                  • joshuawk
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                                                    • Jun 2003
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                                                    #26
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                                                    • joshuawk
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                                                      • Jun 2003
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                                                      #27
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                                                      • joshuawk
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                                                        • Jun 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        how the hell do u embed a video lol
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                                                        • BigDeanEvans
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                                                          • Apr 2006
                                                          • 1368

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Sausage
                                                          Funny you mention that. Was just watching a AFL hits video. These guys have absolutely no body armour, no head guards ... i think a mouthguard is the extent of it and they just hammer eachother. Nothing like American 'football' where they have 20 layers of kevlar body armour.
                                                          These guys wouldn't last a minute in college football let alone pro

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                                                          • WarChild
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                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                            • 17263

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Sausage
                                                            Funny you mention that. Was just watching a AFL hits video. These guys have absolutely no body armour, no head guards ... i think a mouthguard is the extent of it and they just hammer eachother. Nothing like American 'football' where they have 20 layers of kevlar body armour.

                                                            I have to assume you haven't played any American style football ever. I'm not a fan of watching any sports really, but I've played rugby, Aussie rules and American football. I'm not going to say one game is harder or better than the other, but American football is absolutely more hard hitting.

                                                            There's a reason that NFL is such a short season and it's not because they're lazy. When you get in to college or pro football levels in the states, you have 300 pound monsters teeing off on each other at full speed. Australian football or rugby don't come anywhere near close for the pure violence of the hits. They're much faster moving games more about endurance.

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                                                            • eastwood
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                                                              • Jul 2009
                                                              • 320

                                                              #31
                                                              Lets all post something we think is boring and clog up gfy with it. Useless pissing match if you ask me.

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                                                              • BigRod
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                                                                • Apr 2005
                                                                • 3685

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by WarChild
                                                                Australian football or rugby don't come anywhere near close for the pure violence of the hits. They're much faster moving games more about endurance.
                                                                This is right on the mark, I played Rugby, Hockey, Lacrosse and Football growing up and in all but Football your generally moving in the same direction as the person that hits you, where as football you are almost always moving in completely opposite directions. Where something has to give.
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                                                                • bronco67
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                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                  • 29032

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by inabon
                                                                  soccer sucks ass the only fucking game you sit through 2 hours of sometimes 0-0 score fucking pathetic

                                                                  and they have a huge goal to kick a small ball through

                                                                  and dont get me started with the pussy ass players who get a slight push and crumble down to stop the game

                                                                  FUCK CANT WAIT FOR THIS SHIT TO END
                                                                  The truth.

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                                                                  • rogueteens
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                                                                    • Jul 2006
                                                                    • 8005

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by BigRod
                                                                    This is right on the mark, I played Rugby, Hockey, Lacrosse and Football growing up and in all but Football your generally moving in the same direction as the person that hits you, where as football you are almost always moving in completely opposite directions. Where something has to give.
                                                                    But only one of those games has the players comming of the pitch after every play, in all the others the players stay on the pitch for the whole game.
                                                                    And to be honest, strip a hand-egg player of his armour and put him in a Aussie rules game and he'll crap himself. those guys are nuts.
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