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Elli · 06-25-2010, 06:24 PM

It looks like this girl's boyfriend has been taking gonzo porn as instructional videos..

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...629950745.html

Poor fellow.

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My Porn Watching Pig Boyfriend
Date: 2010-03-05, 1:18PM EST

So you like watching these porn-sluts get pounded and creamed? OK, I get it, I kind of like some of that too. It's rather entertaining, if not slightly disturbing/fascinating to WATCH.

But now you're getting all fucked up with me, and although I keep taking it from you, you're probably on the way out, and I'm trying to think of ways to get you back. Because, at the end of the day, the "new" hardcore is rather degrading, and there are too many limits being pushed. Here are a few of mine that keep getting tested:

1) If you don't stop slapping my tits and pinching my nipples that way, you won't ever see them again. I hope you like my parka, cause it's going to become my new lingerie.

2) Don't ever spit on my face again, I think I made that clear, sorry about the sore balls.

3) I used to feel proud that I could swallow, now I feel pretty gross after you dick whip me and make me eat it off your cock and fingers like it's punishment. I would do all that for you anyway, but when you hold my hair and call me names and make me, there's that line I was talking about.

4) Pussy to mouth is kind of freaky, I'm totally ok with that. Ass to mouth is something else altogether, stop even joking about it. If you should ever decide to "forge ahead" with that one and see how it goes, I'll bite your fucking dick off, I swear I will. If I don't manage that in the moment, I'll get you in your sleep.

Thanks for listening sweetheart. By the way how did your coffee taste this morning?

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Spunky · 06-25-2010, 06:26 PM

Reminds me of a Ex girlfriend..the threatening me in my sleep part

munki · 06-25-2010, 06:29 PM

sicone · 06-25-2010, 06:35 PM

What??? No ass to mouth? Kick that bitch to the curb.

BlackCrayon · 06-26-2010, 08:59 AM

doesn't every girl like that kind of treatment from time to time?

06-25-2010, 06:24 PM	#1
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	A new porn fan? It looks like this girl's boyfriend has been taking gonzo porn as instructional videos.. http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...629950745.html Poor fellow. ************* My Porn Watching Pig Boyfriend Date: 2010-03-05, 1:18PM EST So you like watching these porn-sluts get pounded and creamed? OK, I get it, I kind of like some of that too. It's rather entertaining, if not slightly disturbing/fascinating to WATCH. But now you're getting all fucked up with me, and although I keep taking it from you, you're probably on the way out, and I'm trying to think of ways to get you back. Because, at the end of the day, the "new" hardcore is rather degrading, and there are too many limits being pushed. Here are a few of mine that keep getting tested: 1) If you don't stop slapping my tits and pinching my nipples that way, you won't ever see them again. I hope you like my parka, cause it's going to become my new lingerie. 2) Don't ever spit on my face again, I think I made that clear, sorry about the sore balls. 3) I used to feel proud that I could swallow, now I feel pretty gross after you dick whip me and make me eat it off your cock and fingers like it's punishment. I would do all that for you anyway, but when you hold my hair and call me names and make me, there's that line I was talking about. 4) Pussy to mouth is kind of freaky, I'm totally ok with that. Ass to mouth is something else altogether, stop even joking about it. If you should ever decide to "forge ahead" with that one and see how it goes, I'll bite your fucking dick off, I swear I will. If I don't manage that in the moment, I'll get you in your sleep. Thanks for listening sweetheart. By the way how did your coffee taste this morning? ************* __________________ email: [email protected]

06-25-2010, 06:26 PM	#2
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,947	Reminds me of a Ex girlfriend..the threatening me in my sleep part __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

06-25-2010, 06:29 PM	#3
munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	__________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

06-25-2010, 06:35 PM	#4
sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	What??? No ass to mouth? Kick that bitch to the curb. __________________

06-26-2010, 08:59 AM	#5
BlackCrayon Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ottawa Posts: 19,631	doesn't every girl like that kind of treatment from time to time? __________________ you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..