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DearAbby · 01-02-2003, 03:53 PM

Some of us have serious drinking, gambling or masteurbation problems. Others of us are very lazy when it comes to work, and never seem to be able to get anything done.

After a three or four day drinking binge, I sometimes forget to pay my bills, which result in credit card companies nailing me with late fees, and bumping up my interest rates.

When I finaly do sit down to try to get some work done, I find myself masteurbating five or six times a day. Sometimes I masteurbate so much that my penis becomes raw and tender.

My penis is now SO disfugured that my girlfriend refuses to touch it, let alone suck on it.

OK....So lets compare cocks like the rich folk of GFY do:

I currently owe $30k @17% interest to various credit card companies.

I am 1 month late paying my hosting

I forgot to pay my cell phone bill last month, and was disconected earlier today.

I have -$147.00 in my checking account. $0 in my savings account.

Rent was due two days ago.

And to top it off... My dog has ringworm and needs some medication. I said fuck it...now I have ringworm too. The ringworm is even spreading to my cock

(no I dont fuck my dog...but if you are into that sort of thing I will rent her out to you).

So who else is in the Degenerate Dirt Poor Webmasters Club?

Lethal · 01-02-2003, 03:57 PM

Excellent.

greentea · 01-02-2003, 03:58 PM

real good

GTS Mark · 01-02-2003, 03:58 PM

Hells Yeah!

DH

dirtyone · 01-02-2003, 04:00 PM

Thank you... thank you so much...

necoeds · 01-02-2003, 04:01 PM

i made two fitty last year

Dawgy · 01-02-2003, 04:02 PM

um... yeah... what he said.

well, except for that dog fucking part.

im a cat person myself.

LiveDose · 01-02-2003, 04:03 PM

please make sure to pay your isp bill so you can keep us updated!

playa · 01-02-2003, 04:04 PM

according to my accountant for the last 2 years
i had made 0 profit

p1mpdogg · 01-02-2003, 04:05 PM

very simple solution.. it doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure this out.

give the dog to a shelter/vet/friend..

cut up the cards, and file for bankruptcy

throw the cell phone in the trash

move into a place you can afford

move your shit to geocities.

anything i missed?

Zayne E. · 01-02-2003, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
according to my accountant for the last 2 years
i had made 0 profit

May I please have your accountant's number? I need an accountant like that

Lethal · 01-02-2003, 04:09 PM

How much for the dog?

LUCL0NELY · 01-02-2003, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DearAbby
Some of us have serious drinking, gambling or masteurbation problems. Others of us are very lazy when it comes to work, and never seem to be able to get anything done.

After a three or four day drinking binge, I sometimes forget to pay my bills, which result in credit card companies nailing me with late fees, and bumping up my interest rates.

When I finaly do sit down to try to get some work done, I find myself masteurbating five or six times a day. Sometimes I masteurbate so much that my penis becomes raw and tender.

My penis is now SO disfugured that my girlfriend refuses to touch it, let alone suck on it.

OK....So lets compare cocks like the rich folk of GFY do:

I currently owe $30k @17% interest to various credit card companies.

I am 1 month late paying my hosting

I forgot to pay my cell phone bill last month, and was disconected earlier today.

I have -$147.00 in my checking account. $0 in my savings account.

Rent was due two days ago.

And to top it off... My dog has ringworm and needs some medication. I said fuck it...now I have ringworm too. The ringworm is even spreading to my cock

(no I dont fuck my dog...but if you are into that sort of thing I will rent her out to you).

So who else is in the Degenerate Dirt Poor Webmasters Club?

just like me

demented · 01-02-2003, 04:15 PM

He reminds me of Stile.

DearAbby · 01-02-2003, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LUCL0NELY

just like me

Except I dont eat dog

FreeOnes · 01-02-2003, 04:35 PM

I made $53.78 last year

Please send me some hits to beat that

Kick Ass Chat · 01-02-2003, 04:41 PM

DearAbby, or anyone else in those same shoes. I would think if you are telling the truth, then it's time for you to give it up. Can you really say your living is made from a biz in which you just sink deeper into a whole everyday??

Just my 2 cents

01-02-2003, 04:48 PM

i'm making like .. uhmm ... 120$ per month .... just with fucking clicktroughs .. I'd like to make 1500$ per month ..

so visit my new website and post some movie galleries dewd!!

check sig!

Lethal · 01-02-2003, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by novaknet
i'm making like .. uhmm ... 120$ per month .... just with fucking clicktroughs .. I'd like to make 1500$ per month ..

so visit my new website and post some movie galleries dewd!!

check sig!

If you are really only making that much, then you should be working on building traffic and not posting on message boards.

Jeez...

foe · 01-02-2003, 04:55 PM

According to my accountant, yes.

DearAbby · 01-02-2003, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GirlsFreePics
DearAbby, or anyone else in those same shoes. I would think if you are telling the truth, then it's time for you to give it up. Can you really say your living is made from a biz in which you just sink deeper into a whole everyday??

Just my 2 cents

My biz is sinking because I drink and masteurbate too much.

It's hard for me to keep a real 9-5 job. After being terminated from my last job. (telemarketing) I figured online porn would be my best bet.

I was fired for masteurbating while talking to a female customer over the phone. Her voice was so sexy... and I could tell she was lonely. She really got me hot, and I needed to do something about my erection.

My supervisor would not have caught me if I would have controled my ejaculation correctly. You should have seen the look on his face as he entered my cubicle while I was cumming.

One of my resolutions for the new year is to "achieve total ejaculation control".

marcu5 · 01-02-2003, 06:20 PM

<------------POOR

Lethal · 01-02-2003, 06:27 PM

Sounds like you need to start spamming, I heard that half the sign ups in the world are from spamming.

Honeyslut · 01-02-2003, 06:46 PM

I thought DearAbby was a girl..

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Lethal · 01-02-2003, 07:37 PM

And it's all unlimited too.

01-02-2003, 03:53 PM	#1
DearAbby Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: NoCal Posts: 979	Post here if you made LESS than $100 USD As a Webmaster in 2002 Some of us have serious drinking, gambling or masteurbation problems. Others of us are very lazy when it comes to work, and never seem to be able to get anything done. After a three or four day drinking binge, I sometimes forget to pay my bills, which result in credit card companies nailing me with late fees, and bumping up my interest rates. When I finaly do sit down to try to get some work done, I find myself masteurbating five or six times a day. Sometimes I masteurbate so much that my penis becomes raw and tender. My penis is now SO disfugured that my girlfriend refuses to touch it, let alone suck on it. OK....So lets compare cocks like the rich folk of GFY do: I currently owe $30k @17% interest to various credit card companies. I am 1 month late paying my hosting I forgot to pay my cell phone bill last month, and was disconected earlier today. I have -$147.00 in my checking account. $0 in my savings account. Rent was due two days ago. And to top it off... My dog has ringworm and needs some medication. I said fuck it...now I have ringworm too. The ringworm is even spreading to my cock (no I dont fuck my dog...but if you are into that sort of thing I will rent her out to you). So who else is in the Degenerate Dirt Poor Webmasters Club?

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p1mpdogg Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 16,714	very simple solution.. it doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure this out. give the dog to a shelter/vet/friend.. cut up the cards, and file for bankruptcy throw the cell phone in the trash move into a place you can afford move your shit to geocities. anything i missed? __________________ A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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Lethal Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 494	How much for the dog?

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Kick Ass Chat Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 2,057	DearAbby, or anyone else in those same shoes. I would think if you are telling the truth, then it's time for you to give it up. Can you really say your living is made from a biz in which you just sink deeper into a whole everyday?? Just my 2 cents

01-02-2003, 04:48 PM	#18
Gasper Guest Posts: n/a	i'm making like .. uhmm ... 120$ per month .... just with fucking clicktroughs .. I'd like to make 1500$ per month .. so visit my new website and post some movie galleries dewd!! check sig!

01-02-2003, 04:55 PM	#20
foe Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: CT Posts: 5,246	According to my accountant, yes.

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