White People Food (Need Suggestions)

[LeRoy]

My wife and I are invited to a party. Mostly Filipinos.

They asked us to bring "White People Food"

WTF should I bring?

[Agent 488]

mayo steaks corn on the cob.

[fatfoo]

Potatoes.

[LeRoy]

I think Mexicans took the corn on the cob.

The sound of a horn and some guy yelling Elote's.

That took any white flavor from Corn on the cob. Just my .02

[Nikki_Licks]

Bring Grits!

[Nicky]

bring pie

[MaDalton]

sausages & potatoe salad ;)

[baddog]

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

[TidalWave]

Goulash ...

[Elli]

Something from where mostly white folks live. Like cabbage rolls, potato salad, perogies (YUM), or a pasta maybe?

[Grapesoda]

My wife and I are invited to a party. Mostly Filipinos.

They asked us to bring "White People Food"

WTF should I bring?

pot roast. meatloaf, spaghetti, stuff like that

[GrouchyAdmin]

mayo, tuna fish, and perogies.

[Nicky]

pancakes, waffles, pie, meatballs, mashed potatoes

[xNetworx]

BBQ!

[ProG]

Just about anything made with ground beef...

[Litzer]

Some packets of Easy Mac

[2012]

*grilled American cheese sandwiches

[DateDoc]

apple pie with vanilla ice cream and caramel sauce.

[Jon Oso]

cheeseburgers. that's about as white as it gets.

[Spunky]

T-bone steaks and corns on the cob

[Monique Niccole]

Hummus.

All white people like hummus. In fact, if you find a white person who does not like hummus then they probably just haven?t tasted it or they are the wrong kind of white person. In either case, they are probably not someone that you want to know.

Putting out a plate of hummus and pita makes white people very comfortable. It reminds them of home since at any given time a white person has hummus in their fridge. Even the most barren white refrigerator will have a package of the stuff next to an empty Brita filter.

White people are also relieved when they see hummus because they recognize the contents immediately.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/10/27/112-hummus/

[sortie]

Pizza!!!!!

Pizza!!!!!

Pizza!!!!

[tonyparra]

Hummus.



http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/10/27/112-hummus/

[mikesinner]

Potato salad, coleslaw, mac & cheese.

[2012]

corn flakes

[ShellyCrash]

My thoughts are as a few others have said- BBQ & Mac N Cheese.

I guess that's kind of black people food too, but its what I think of when I think of things that would be uniquely north american.

[Poindexterity]

1-potato salad, you cant have too much.
2-any sausage with a german name, the wider variety, the better.
3-donuts (you know ALL white people LOVE these things) at least four dozen if you're doing a decent party, and DON'T SKIMP ON THE HOLES!!!
4-and this is really the creme de resistance, the keystone of the whole thing and I cannot stress enough...

BACON.
dude, you know you love it, whitey.
I myself was sitting here, content and happy in my life until the thought of bacon and the stark reality that i possess none came crashing into my brain like a rabid wombat.

if you really want to show these people good ol honkey food, give them bacon.

give them bacon.

[LeRoy]

Duuuuude. I should come here for advice more often.

The response is is mindblowing.

I'm thinkin about baddogs cuz that's way cool on the budget.

But the Poindexterity post got me thinkin. Let's go big with BACON. God I love bacon!!

[cherrylula]

Bacon lettuce tomato sammiches

[jackknoff]

My wife hates hummus... Anyhoos, bring hot dogs, burgers, fries, (pick up McDonalds...)


Spanx!
Jack

[LeRoy]

YAH The Hummus thing wont fly. I'm not a vegan and last weekend was all vegan.

I'm goin carnivorous with some meat. A lot of meat!

My wife hates hummus... Anyhoos, bring hot dogs, burgers, fries, (pick up McDonalds...)


Spanx!
Jack

[NaughtyRob]

Potato salad, macaroni salad...

[mattz]

cheeseburgers. that's about as white as it gets.

and fries!

[Sarah_Jayne]

Sloppy joe (or that kind of BBQ meat sandwich stuff), macaroni salad, coleslaw and some sort of Jello mold (yuck) were always high on my mom's list of stuff to bring to outdoor parties. Oh, and devilled eggs..us white people love those.

[The Duck]

[Kiopa_Matt]

Turkey, caesar salad, and mashed potatoes!

[BlackCrayon]

you can't get any whiter than potatoe or macaroni salad.

[SmokenCess]

deer meat

[Serial Pervert]

potatoes, potatoes, potatoes.

[pornguy]

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Thats one of the tops. Along with Hamburgers and mashed potatoes.

[Wizzo]

Fried Chicken and Watermelon....

[brassmonkey]

mayo steaks corn on the cob.

hahahaha!!!! and mayo for dippin!

[96ukssob]

Anything from Applebees, Olive Garden or Ruby Tuesdays

Hamburgers, hot dogs, potato salad, hot wings, etc.

Find one of their favorite cultural dishes then find some American restaurant that butchers it and bring that along

[Horny Joe]

Fat and greazy BBQ steak, potatoe salad, sausages - the really fat and tasty ones.... BTW, it sounds like you are in for a great evening/night

[IllTestYourGirls]

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Winner winner

[JamesK]

Find one of their favorite cultural dishes then find some American restaurant that butchers it and bring that along

[Tom_PM]

I asked google to help and here is one result:




Actually, I would say hotdogs are a very american food (if thats what they meant by white food)

[thickcash_amo]

Anything that involves mayo...potato salad, macaroni salad, coleslaw, pasta salad....

[_Richard_]

My wife and I are invited to a party. Mostly Filipinos.

They asked us to bring "White People Food"

WTF should I bring?

bring chinese food

say you brought 'white people chinese'

[Paul Markham]

Fish and Chips.