Whores wear multiple rings theory

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  • Bird
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2005
    • 4365

    #1

    Whores wear multiple rings theory

    Something to look for next time your at the bar.

    It's a dead give away who the freak-a-deaks are, I am starting to notice that women who wear multiple rings on both hands are super nasty. I'm not talking about just one thumb or pinky ring but like a thumb and pinky ring on each hand with like two rings on the middle finger or index finger. It's almost like they are wearing their whole jewelery box on both hands.

    One on the pinky she likes it in the stinky.

    One on the middle finger and index finger, she most likely masturbates anywhere anytime.

    One on the thumb is a sign of taking it in the bum.
    ICQ:268731675
  • ottopottomouse
    She is ugly, bad luck.
    • Jan 2010
    • 13177

    #2
    Classy bars you go to...
    ↑ see post ↑
    13101

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    • baddog
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 107089

      #3
      What can you tell us about her?

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      • Bird
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2005
        • 4365

        #4
        Judging by her short finger nails she masturbates twice a day....

        Originally posted by baddog
        What can you tell us about her?

        ICQ:268731675

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        • Wizzo
          2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
          • Nov 2000
          • 15224

          #5
          Good thing my girl doesn't wear any rings...
          Looking for Opportunity!

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          • BlackCrayon
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jun 2003
            • 19634

            #6
            my girlfriend used to wear a ton of rings but the number has gone down over the years..she's losing the whore in her. *tear*
            you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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            • sortie
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2007
              • 7771

              #7
              People who actually get laid don't have to ponder such meaningless theories.

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              • marcop
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2005
                • 4150

                #8
                Originally posted by sortie
                People who actually get laid don't have to ponder such meaningless theories.

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                • Jarmusch
                   
                  • May 2003
                  • 12479

                  #9
                  Originally posted by sortie
                  People who actually get laid don't have to ponder such meaningless theories.

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