Touchdown Jesus Burned to the Ground - Struck Down By God

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  • ShellyCrash
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    • Jun 2004
    • 6708

    #1

    Touchdown Jesus Burned to the Ground - Struck Down By God



    I guess God was NOT that pleased with Touchdown Jesus:

    (AP) MONROE, Ohio — A six-story-tall statue of Jesus Christ with his arms raised along a highway was struck by lightning in a thunderstorm Monday night and burned to the ground, police said.

    The "King of Kings" statue, one of southwest Ohio's most familiar landmarks, had stood since 2004 at the evangelical Solid Rock Church along Interstate 75 in Monroe, just north of Cincinnati.

    The lightning strike set the statue ablaze around 11:15 p.m., Monroe police dispatchers said.

    The sculpture, 62 feet tall and 40 feet wide at the base, showed Jesus from the torso up and was nicknamed Touchdown Jesus because of the way the arms were raised, similar to a referee signaling a touchdown. It was made of plastic foam and fiberglass over a steel frame, which is all that remained early Tuesday.

    The fire spread from the statue to an adjacent amphitheater but was confined to the attic area, and no one was injured, police Chief Mark Neu said. The fire department would release a monetary damage estimate Tuesday, he said.
    Link and video at Huffington:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_612360.html
    Last edited by ShellyCrash; 06-15-2010, 05:55 AM.

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  • bloggerz
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    • Dec 2006
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    #2
    is that football photochopped?
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    • CaptainHowdy
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      • Dec 2004
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      #3

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      • Marcus Aurelius
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        • Apr 2003
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        #4
        Maybe it was Jeebus who sent the lightning bolt.

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        • dyna mo
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          • Dec 2008
          • 68184

          #5
          i'm trying to come up with a witty and clever comment............hmmmmmm.....nope, nothing.

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          • quantum-x
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            • Feb 2002
            • 6863

            #6
            Ahahahahaha
            Holy Shit.

            I drove past that thing and was amazed every single time I saw it - an abomination to the eyes, but hilarious at the same time.

            This is brilliant.
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            • selena
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              • Aug 2004
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              #7



              That thing was hilarious to drive by.
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              • Serge Litehead
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                • Dec 2002
                • 5190

                #8
                should have used solid rock

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                • Highest Def
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                  • Jun 2010
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by dyna mo
                  i'm trying to come up with a witty and clever comment............hmmmmmm.....nope, nothing.
                  All I can think of is how worked up the preacher is going to get his congregation come Sunday. He can spin this story to scare the sheep into doing anything.

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                  • ottopottomouse
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                    • Jan 2010
                    • 13177

                    #10
                    ↑ see post ↑
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                    • ShellyCrash
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                      • Jun 2004
                      • 6708

                      #11
                      Originally posted by bloggerz
                      is that football photochopped?
                      LOL, of course.


                      I think the preacher will find a way to spin it, like this is god's test, the story of Job, etc etc. To be honest though, when a bolt of lightning strikes a hideous monstrosity made of plastic and fiberglass and burns it to the ground, it seems to me at least, that if there is a god he has made his intentions pretty fucking clear.

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                      • sortie
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                        • Mar 2007
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Highest Def
                        All I can think of is how worked up the preacher is going to get his congregation come Sunday. He can spin this story to scare the sheep into doing anything.
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                        • EdgeXXX
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                          • Oct 2005
                          • 5816

                          #13
                          Originally posted by holograph
                          should have used solid rock
                          I agree, only imported solid white marble. God does not approve of cheap imitations...
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                          • sortie
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                            • Mar 2007
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                            #14
                            Un-huh! See! They were having those Tea Party meetings in there.

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                            • Jayvis
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                              • Nov 2005
                              • 5430

                              #15
                              I use to drive by that thing all the time, you have no idea how huge it really is.

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                              • PurrrsianPussyKat
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                                • Jan 2004
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                                #16
                                "You shall not carve idols for yourselves in the shape of anything in the sky above or on the earth below or in the waters beneath the earth; you shall not bow down before them or worship them. For I, the Lord, your God, am a jealous God, inflicting punishment for their father's wickedness on the children of those who hate me, down to the third and fourth generation"

                                So maybe he's jealous of all the attention his son was getting?
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                                • CaptainHowdy
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                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 94034

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by PurrrsianPussyKat

                                  So maybe he's jealous of all the attention his son was getting?
                                  On the contrary this event is giving his "son" more attention... just like when he got him crucified .

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                                  • Gambrinus
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                                    • Jun 2007
                                    • 740

                                    #18
                                    Just saw it on Reddit

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                                    • ShellyCrash
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                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 6708

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Gambrinus
                                      Just saw it on Reddit

                                      That's pretty sweet. I would rock that on a T-shirt.

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                                      • ~Ray
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                                        • Jun 2003
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                                        #20
                                        wire frame + lightning storm = Jesus?

                                        maybe in Ohio
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                                        • leedsfan
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                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 2564

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Jesus H Christ
                                          hey...that was a national treasure..you all need to stop fucking around.
                                          yes I can see how that would compete with the Vatican for bragging rights.
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                                          • Profits of Doom
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                                            • Feb 2004
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                                            #22
                                            I remember when they were building that fucking thing they had Jesus' head in the field by itself for a while, and they ended up having to put a big tarp over it because people kept stopping and they were afraid it might get vandalized. The thing looked like it was stone, but it was actually plaster, Styrofoam, and a bunch of other shitty materials...
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                                            • uno
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                                              • Dec 2002
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by PurrrsianPussyKat
                                              "You shall not carve idols for yourselves in the shape of anything in the sky above or on the earth below or in the waters beneath the earth; you shall not bow down before them or worship them. For I, the Lord, your God, am a jealous God, inflicting punishment for their father's wickedness on the children of those who hate me, down to the third and fourth generation"

                                              So maybe he's jealous of all the attention his son was getting?
                                              That passage always made me wonder how insecure the christian god was.

                                              Seriously dude, you are god, get some self esteem.
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                                              • Sly
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                                                • Sep 2004
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                                                #24
                                                I always figured God to be a fan of football...
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                                                • Coup
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                                                  #25
                                                  live like five miles from that thing

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                                                  • beerptrol
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                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                    • 12722

                                                    #26
                                                    He died for their sins lol
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                                                    • AdPatron
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                                                      • Apr 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      Thank you Jesus!

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                                                      • TheDoc
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                                                        #28
                                                        Fact: God hates football
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                                                        • Relentless
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                                                          #29
                                                          The real question is... did he catch the lightning or was the pass incomplete?


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