FACT : Ugly guys criticize a women's beauty more harshly.

[sortie]

You ever sit at a bar next to an ugly motherfucker who's only chance of
getting laid is when he'll be "laid to rest"?

These guys will throw out a nasty comment for every female that walks by.

The guys says :

- her tits suck
- look at her walk
- funny looking ears
- she has fish lips
- etc....etc...etc...

And every female he hates on would be a fine choice for me to fuck until the
end of time.

And then he wonders why he never gets any pussy.

I finally got tired one time and told the guy :

"Put your fucking money where your dick is! If you don't like her tits then
pay for her to get some new ones. I'm here almost every night and in 3 years
I never saw you leave with some pussy. In fact, you don't even talk to any
females. You're ugly as fuck and if any female here ever spoke to you then
I advise that you change your shit attitude and try to make her your wife because
you ain't ever going to get shit else except that one chance with your attitude".


It's been 5 years since that happened and the motherfucker still hasn't gotten
any pussy.




Chicks can smell a nasty heart from all the way across the room.

[Profits of Doom]

For the first time ever I'm gonna have to agree with you...

[J. Falcon]

Fact: I thought this was a Meta Man thread.

[sortie]

Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Fact: I thought this was a Meta Man thread.

Laugh Da Fuck Out Loud!!!



So true in the nature of the angle of expression.

But, it's just how it is. Seen it too many times.

[Barefootsies]

Originally Posted by sortie

You ever sit at a bar next to an ugly motherfucker who's only chance of
getting laid is when he'll be "laid to rest"?

These guys will throw out a nasty comment for every female that walks by.

Dat shit was LOL funny! Thanks BROmance.

[CYF]

totally true

[sicone]

Do you sit next to ugly guys at the bar to make yourself look better in the eyes of these 'women' walking in?

[sortie]

Originally Posted by sicone

Do you sit next to ugly guys at the bar to make yourself look better in the eyes of these 'women' walking in?

Actually no.

I just take a seat if it's open.

But I'll tell you what I will do!! HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!


I will start a conversation with the best looking guy in the house and become
his best friend.

Wing man FTW!!!!!!!!!!


If you are in a bar "macking" like a MoFo and a free drinks comes to you;
then I sent it and I'm coming over to meet the other babe you ain't fucking.
And yes you do need me to "run interference" to kill the cock block.





Jealous MoFo's LOSE!

Ride the coattail for Christ's sake!!

I got that shit down.

If you are the "Big Mack" then I'm the fries MoFo!

[sortie]

Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Dat shit was LOL funny! Thanks BROmance.

It's only funny because it's true.

[DBS.US]

The ugly guy sits at home all week on the web looking at photoshopped images of hot girls and thinks that's what a normal looking girl should look like.

[fatfoo]

Fat men must lose fat and lose man boobs by dieting.
Fat can be lost!

[Amputate Your Head]

Not sure. I haven't gone to bars since I was in my 20s.