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Old 01-01-2003, 03:25 PM   #1
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Attn: Bvf

I don't know you...
but I've been looking at your site ever since you posted here asking for a donation on buying a plane ticket so you could come to Internext....

How can you come here and ask us to buy your plane ticket and you brag about smoking expensive weed on your site every week?

I don't know what the legal age in your state is...
but some of the things you post about approaching 16-17 year olds make you seem like a real lowlife.....


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Well, I've had another adventure with that phone chatline I've been raving about. This is the best adventure yet.

I called one night real late at night around 1 in the morning. I was browsing the girls online and I came across this girl's mailbox who said that she's 18 years old with 36 DD titties, chocolate brown skin, a flat stomach, and a big bootie. She sounded good but I've met plenty of whales who have the most delicate pretty phone voices that you've ever heard. I sent her a message and told her to holla at me. She messaged me back and told me that I'm too old for her and that she couldn't bring me home to daddy. At that time, I was SURE that this was probably a man, looking for other men who needed to sound like a woman or he would have been kicked off of the line. But there have been times where I have been wrong. So I requested a live connect with her.

It turns out that she was really a female so I was happy. I was trying to get her to come out of the house to party that night but she said that her parent's won't let her out of the house. I'm thinking to myself that if she's grown, why the fuck doesn't she just leave. Anyway, she took my phone number and said that she would call me. I figured I'd never hear from her again.

The next day, this girl calls me. Let's call her "Kiki" for the story's sake even though that isn't her real name. She says that she wants to meet me at the mall because her friend's mom is dropping them off at the mall. I say cool and I go up there to meet her. It turns out that this girl wasn't lying about who she was. She had a lowcut shirt with some huge chocolate breasts popping out of them and she had on some tight black pants with a visible red thong on under it. She had flawless smooth chocolate skin and she had some nice lips and she had lip gloss on those joints. And I LOVE LIPGLOSS!! The only thing is that the girl was lying about how old she was. She wasn't eighteen years old. She was only sixteen years old. and goes to the same high school that I graduated from. Now if the age of consent in my area wasn't 16 years old, I would've ran out of that store. But since it is, I stayed. Just like I said that if a man wants to get a man on the chatline, he has to sound like a woman on the woman's side or he'll be kicked off. It's the same thing with age. If the girl doesn't say she's 18 or older, the moderators will kick them off of the phone line. So that means that girls get on there and routinely lie.

She has never met a man my age before but she said that she liked my personality. She's a very direct person and here were her comments about me after she saw me.

-I was kind of "big" for her....I needed to grow some hair (I'm shaved bald)....she didn't like the "old man" coat I was wearing....and that I looked like I could be her daddy. Even still, she still wanted me to walk around the mall with her and her girlfriend. So I did it....I always wondered how old men would come into malls and recruit women for his pimpin without drawing attention. But after I was walking around , I realized that NOBODY PAYS ANY FUCKING ATTENTION! Here I was, a thirty year old man walking around with two teenage girls in the mall and nobody even looked twice at us. All we did was go around to these girlie stores that I would never normally be in like the Limited and shit like that and they just spent the money that they got for christmas on outfits. All I did was follow and observe.

Then we were sitting on a bench in the mall. Her friend was trying to holla at the boys walking by. But they would look at her, then see me, and keep walking without saying anything back. Her friend started getting mad because I was scaring off all of the dudes from talking to her. So she pointed at me and said real loudly, "THIS IS NOT MY DADDY!!"....haha...Even still, her friend is fast as hell and she was trying to hit on me too.

Women her age don't care about how much money you have or what kind of car you drive (as much). They go on straight looks. If you ain't cute to them, they won't want you period. Thank God I've spent the past 3 months in the weight room or I would've been assed out. So now this girl calls me every day and we talk for hours on end. Even though she's young, we surprisingly have a lot to talk about. Since she's fully developed and kind of fast, her parents keep her in the house constantly. She's not allowed to go anywhere except school and home and to the mall occasionally. She's not allowed to receive phone calls and they have surveillance cameras set up at her house. I am not lying to you. I don't see the logic of not letting her receive calls when she can make all the calls she wants and stay on the phone all day. Parents are stupid sometimes. I just know what to do with my kids when they get that age.

Anyway, one day, her parents had to go somewhere and left her there at the house for a few hours. Now even though they have surveillance cameras, all she has to do is turn the tape off if she wants to sneak somebody in. I know that I'm risking my ass going over her house but the thrill was just too much for me to resist. I go over there and sure enough, I see the cameras. She lets me in and they have the shit set up so that you can watch the cameras and the television at the same time. I just couldn't believe that she would sneak a man who she has only met before once into her home with her parents gone. That shit is DANGEROUS as hell. I would kick my kids asses if I found out that they did some shit like that. I'm not a dangerous person or anything so she was safe but what if I was a crazy fool? I told her later not to EVER let a strange muthafucka in her house like that again...

Well to get to the point of the story, she's in love with me now and considers herself to be my "girlfriend". I know I'm almost old enough to be her daddy but she's cool as hell, smart, and she's BEAUTIFUL and built like a brickhouse. She has never drank a drop of alcohol or smoked even one puff of marijuana and that's how it's gonna stay. These old skanks I mess with now get that "stank-cooch" from all of those toxins entering their bodies and then the shit festering on those old worn out pussies. I don't ever want her to drink and fuck her body up. I can't even imagine how much better she'll look even six months from now. Plus she's naive as hell and I can mold her into what I want her to be without all of that other crap interfering with it. And what is good is that since her parents keep her in the house, I don't have to worry about her running the streets and getting corrupted by them thug niggas. I can work on her mind on the phone for the next two years. And I'll pick her up before and after school too. Once she turns, 18, she said she wants to get away from her domineering parents and move in with me. Yeah, she has some issues, but those can be easily worked out if she's given the proper guidance. She can cook, clean, and take care of her little brothers and sisters..And she's a people pleaser. After all of the years I've been out here, I've never found someone who so closely resembles what I've always dreamed about. This girl is damn near perfection. I just can't believe that I got her. And that means that I gotta stay in that weight room and keep lifting these weights. And you'll never see her on this website once she turns 18. I'm gonna keep her for myself...I'll just keep throwing these old skanks that I find to y'all. I'll keep the young tenders for me.

Please keep buying my porn. If it wasn't for y'all, I'd be sitting in a cubicle at a low paying job getting fat and not having enough time to stay in the weight room to fight back the flab and try to keep myself sexy looking for these hoes. Thanks to y'all I now got me a brand new fresh piece of chocolate where I will mold her mind like a potter does wet clay....I LOVE Y'ALL MAN!!!

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Old 01-01-2003, 03:28 PM   #2
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Umm.. mmmkay.
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Old 01-01-2003, 03:38 PM   #3
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ok who is the one that made this nick up? Just incase you are legit and dumb as you sound let me explain a little about something to you.... First its advertising, sec why come here and try to shame someone? Did he ever fuck with you? I bet if this is not a gfy char. that you are the one that ripped one of his sites off and now are pissed at him!!! Hell I may even know you, But doubt it, anyone I know is smarter then me and The look of things are way smarter then you.

Thats like going to someones paysite and then come to a message board and jump all over their ass for saying they do this and do that. BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Just petty shit and my

BVF dont worry about this lady/kid/boy/dummy Bro those that know you know what is up. Peace and can't wait to see ya in vegas

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Old 01-01-2003, 03:42 PM   #4
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If you say your going to trade traffic with my site then be a man of your word and do it...

he didn't want to trade traffic with my site because he felt like I was trying to copy the theme of his site....

Yes it's true...
we had to shut the site down because of lack of traffic...
but thats still besides the point

You can't say your the only person who makes a paysites with crackheads, and not want to trade traffic with others
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Old 01-01-2003, 03:52 PM   #5
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Stop whining and get your own traffic.
Oh.. and 'trade' what would you trade if your site died because you lacked traffic? Way to go!
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Old 01-01-2003, 04:02 PM   #6
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Daymn *jumps up and down** I hit the nail on the head with this one.................

Haha ya site died cause you lost one trade? My god I thought I came up with good excuses
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Old 01-01-2003, 04:07 PM   #7
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If you say your going to trade traffic with my site then be a man of your word and do it...
Enjoy your GFY assraping, bitch.

Here, you'll need this:

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Old 01-01-2003, 04:09 PM   #8
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Old 01-01-2003, 04:09 PM   #9
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If you say your going to trade traffic with my site then be a man of your word and do it...

he didn't want to trade traffic with my site because he felt like I was trying to copy the theme of his site....

Yes it's true...
we had to shut the site down because of lack of traffic...
but thats still besides the point

You can't say your the only person who makes a paysites with crackheads, and not want to trade traffic with others
People change their minds about trades all the time.

And your last sentence is whacked. People can trade with whoever they want. They can limit themselves to trades with sites on blue backgrounds if they want.

Get some traffic and stop worrying about how BVF talks to his surfers.
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Old 01-01-2003, 04:12 PM   #10
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LOL,, i guess you believe bangbus is for real also
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Old 01-01-2003, 04:14 PM   #11
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However, on a side note - I do think talking about banging 16 year olds is pretty crappy, too.
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Old 01-01-2003, 04:14 PM   #12
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Odds that Sab-warfare is the "Platinum Lantern": 2-1.
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Old 01-01-2003, 04:17 PM   #13
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Old 01-01-2003, 04:17 PM   #14
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who ever it is I bet feels dummer then ever now.........
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Old 01-01-2003, 04:19 PM   #15
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haha va2k

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Old 01-01-2003, 04:19 PM   #17
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Get yo self some hater-aid playa. Hating on fellow webmasters is wrong. Now we hate you.
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Old 01-01-2003, 07:03 PM   #18
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Wait a minute...how have you been watching my site since I asked for a donation and you just joined in January? I asked for a donation in DECEMBER....So that means that you must be Platinum Lantern the bitch who's site has failed...or you were just some other ballsucker who tried to copy my style and had the nerve to ask me for traffic to an exact clone of my own shit!!!

The thing is that in terms of black AMATEUR online porn, I'm one of the best known muthafuckas out here. And I can understand why you needed me to help your site survive. However, your site's success is not my responsibility.

I was lucky enough to be sponsored by PureMeds for my Las Vegas trip. They're getting a free big text link on my site for a year due to that. It wasn't free. Don't be mad because you'll be sitting up in mama's house reading GFY while I'm in Las Vegas with a drink on one hand, a blunt in another hand, and some random porn star's tit in my mouth....The angels are just smiling on me right now and they're frowning on you. ONe day, you might be able to move out of your mama's house and have a real income. But for now, all you can do is start threads about me and try to shame me about shit THAT I HAVE NO SHAME ABOUT!

And in terms of buying weed, let me tell ya something.

A decent sack of Las Vegas green = $50-$75
A plane ticket to Las Vegas = $360

There's no fucking comparison in costs to weed and a fucking plane ticket across the country....Quit jocking my nuts so fucking hard.

And I"m glad that you're hanging off of every word on my website. Do you think that I would put anything up there that I thought would be inappropriate? I wouldn't talk about anything that wasn't legal to do where I live. And I can TALK about anything I want to. The PICTURE of the woman for this week's update was 33 years old.

So just keep reading my updates every week and wishing that you could be in my place. A successful ebony webmaster who is widely recognized and accepted by my colleagues. It is something that you will never attain.

Go get a job at BurgerKing and hope that one day you can attain the shift manager clique status. Your days in porn are over Platinum Lantern or whoever the latest failed wannabe webmaster who tried to copy my style.

Damn, I think this nigga is one of the last haters I gotta shake off in 2003...This fool here is dead already...But I know there's a couple more dick riders out there trying to bring down Black Vagina Finder.

But no matter how hard you try, I'm the shit....you can't deny it...and you can't stand it because you're not in my place......If I wasn't the shit, you wouldn't even give a fuck about me....
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Old 01-01-2003, 07:10 PM   #19
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Anyone got the cliff-notes? I got as far as "Hey BVF"
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Old 01-01-2003, 07:13 PM   #20
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Please make my whooper meal KING size and add another order of onion rings please..........

Damn I got the popcorn out the Burger KING, KING SIZED Diet coke its TIME TO RUMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLL



You go BVF One day THOUGH I will make it to shift mgr Myself and as I say HAVE A COKE AND A SMILE


See ya in vega BAAAAABY
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Old 01-01-2003, 07:55 PM   #21
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:stop

I'm just gonna be as professional as possible with this response
I told you weeks ago I didn't have a problem with you

Don't bring my name up in response to a beef you have with another webmaster
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