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bodets - pronounced (bode - days) - i think.
Ever since I was a young'n, I have had an intricate interest in these. Since that first hotel room I ever walked in, and turned one on with such pressure that it shot up in my face, this ass washer has always sparked an interest..
I immediately asked my mother who told me people in Europe use these asshole-washers, so is this true? Do you Europeans have these in your bathrooms, and use it daily? Does it Feel Good, Does the shit ever clog the drain, or accumulate to clog the drain? I was literally in bed last night when this thought popped into my mind... HAPPY NEW YEARS, but yes, I would really like to know. -- An Ignorant American. |
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Just use a garden hose....works for me
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bodets - pronounced (bode - days)
It's bidet - pronounced (bidday') |
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cold Toilet water up my ass doesn't seem sanitary
i stick with toilet paper, not the cheap kind |
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Why wouldn't you want to wash yer arse?
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you could always get a plumber to do a custom job, and make the water flow in one stream with a huge amount of pressure... get a colonic(sp*?> at the same time..
sounds kinda cool.
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My girlfriend likes them, but I think its purely masturbatory.
I dont like it when a turd enters that water hard enough to splash water back on my anus. Doing it on purpose is not an option. Leave it to French men to develop something that feels like a dogs tongue licking your ass. I have a hard enough time wiping my ass and getting it all, I dont want to have to towel it off as well. |
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i don't care if comes from the same pipes it's still toilet water the reason the french invented it is because they don't do what i and most americans do everyday its called taking a hot shower |
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toilet water is drinkable.. the cat can vouch for that
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Although while I was in Europe the amount of pathetic damn there 3rd world showers I encountered was quite an eye opener. The french and English don't know what a hot shower really is, to them its a tiny trickle out of a gas powered heater. Not to mention the Cold showers and 4 inch bathes we encountered. American / Aussie / Canada / NZ we don't know how good we got it, Europe is so 3rd world. Great place to visit though. Just not my pick to live. Sammy |
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yep very true, i been in hotels where you have share bathrooms/showers with the entire floor, WTF and don't get me started bout warm beer and no ice in drinks, LOL |
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